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Talking about the personality of being cute and mean

1. How to sell the money in your bag? Give me a pound.

2. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you, and it will be yours.

3. When I was a child, I didn’t dare to raise my hands to go to the toilet, so I told my classmate, but he raised his hands and shouted, “Teacher, he said he was in a hurry.”

4. I still remember the classic saying from school: Wait for what you give me, and I will kill you after school.

5. Beethoven told us that the more we memorize, the more points we will score. This is the law of "reciting more points".

6. When the value of the decorations on your body exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

7. Don’t think you can bully me just because I look weak. Kitty the cat can also turn into a tiger.

8. When I was a child, the most common thing I said to my companions was, "If you don't, I won't be with you."

9. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

10. Journey to the West is the same as Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. One can never eat Tang Monk, and the other cannot eat Sheep

11. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate to kick your bicycle. , kicking one row after another.

12. I really don’t understand why I had to kick my feet before playing rock, paper, scissors.

13. I know what will happen to you tomorrow. Really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow.

14. Whether you eat or not eat snacks, your big face is there, neither sad nor happy;

15. When you are in a good mood, you are not ecstatic, when you are depressed, you are not sad, just be happy with it. It's called: Calm.

16. Being handsome does not depend on your parents. Living a handsome life is a real skill.

17. My love for you will last until the finale of the Xinwen Network.

18. If you don’t like the real me, then you pick a body and I will show it to you.

19. Women use friendship to reject love, while men use friendship to exchange for love.

20. My eyesight is not good and my hearing is not bad, but my intelligence is very poor.

21. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow, which was an insult to my dark circles.

22. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

23. This is what I have said before; people cannot be judged by their appearance, and mistresses cannot be judged by comparison.

24. If results could rise as fast as housing prices, how lovely this world would be.

25. We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are special ordinary people.

26. All the food you waste will block your way to heaven.

27. When you leave, I said I would always bless you; but I will definitely curse the person who is with you.

28. I didn’t say you were shameless. It means you are the one who is shameless.

29. Whenever school starts, I will say the same sentence, "I must study hard this semester."

30. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry. If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.

31. It’s useless no matter how much you despise me, we are both made in China

32. You dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning .

33. When you tell me "forget me" I just want to say "I will never remember you"

34. If there is a problem, look for it in yourself first Reason, don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation

35. At first, I thought that if I continued to love you like this, I would grow old. But I grew old when I watched you leave.

36. When you fart, they say it is love. Heard, smelled, but no one saw.

37. Do you light up like a firecracker? The end result of being caught at once is cannon fodder.

38. When I was a child, I loved playing hide-and-seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.

39. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. , I feel so comfortable.

40. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

41. I want to be a modest female frog, waiting to receive the toad ignored by the swan if the frog prince does not come.

42. Girl, give me a smile. If you don’t smile, he will give you a smile.

43. Your ex-girlfriend is like your biological child, and your second-girlfriend is like your adopted one. .

44. Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind. He himself became a great man.

45. My sister originally took a simple route, but her sexy nature was revealed as she walked.

46. Time for studying still needs to be squeezed out

47. Will the child produced by the cooperation of two people with blood type B have blood type 2B?

48. I’m really confused about what to give to my friend for his birthday...

49. Putting down the butcher’s knife and becoming a Buddha immediately means that the moment you put down the butcher’s knife, the other person will chop you into two pieces. Son.

50. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy. A collection of QQ girls’ cute personality quotes

1. There is a kind of hope called waiting, which is a wonderful call.

2. You are not sleepy only when you sleep.

3. There is such a person that I want to protect, big pig or little pig.

4. New love is just joy no matter how new it is, and old love is still love no matter how old it is.

5. In summer, eating watermelon and sleeping are the only serious things!!!

6. I am not arrogant, nor am I fooling around, but I am tired of all the reliance.

7. I won’t cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.

8. We agreed to walk through the wedding hall together, but it turned out that I was just your bridesmaid. . . . .

9. If I die, the first thing I want to say is, I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore!

10. Japan said that the Diaoyu Islands belong to it, but as a result, there was a tsunami !

11. No one has ever died in life since ancient times, whether he dies early or dies late, he must die.

12. Adolescence can never beat menopause. . .

13. Young and frivolous. I can only say that at that time. So tired, so bitter.

14. Lan Yan has the obligation of a boyfriend, but does not have the rights of a boyfriend.

15. Don’t cheat in exams. If you become a junior in the coming year, you would rather have no personality than fail.

16. Flowers bloom and fail, love comes and goes, she changes, I get tired, and then we have to separate.

17. I miss you so much. Do you miss me a little bit?

18. Read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

19. Only now do I really understand how to write the word happiness.

20. When someone sends you a hello, you should not reply with hello. You should reply with Kugou.

21. You won’t find out until you recharge your phone bill. It turns out that my words are so valuable.

22. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, it is also a dead end. I can't even write this fake word.

23. Don’t say I’m nostalgic, because I can’t see the future.

24. Don’t walk so fast, okay? I like to stay behind you and hide from the sun.

25. Looking at a cup of overnight coffee tenderly, my heart feels a little gray and cold. I think only this cup of coffee can feel it.

26. When you smile, the whole world will smile at you.

27. Hold your head with both hands and look up at the sky, infinite thoughts and reveries begin to spread, flying into the distance

28. The meteor shower is coming again, and it also brings something, It's called happiness!

29. Listen to a quiet melody and miss it in a flash

30. The smiling sky ~ let nature take its course, everything will happen, pure and transparent, free and easy, Carry love with you!

31. I like gray, the melancholy feeling exaggerates parting.

32. Love is like the blooming of fireworks, no matter how beautiful it is, it is a moment of splendor.

33. The flower I hold tightly in my hand is not enough to complete a fairy tale. So I watch you smile peacefully and rush through my time.

34. ╰╮It will still light up after dark, and the sunrise is really beautiful.

35. Even if I am forgotten. I can no longer let you listen to the serenade of your hometown under the moonlight in a foreign place. I will still open up as a flower on your way back.

36. One, two, three, and four, connect them in a line and look at the stars.

37. Goodbye, the beauty that freezes, is mottled, turns yellow, then falls off, and is eventually forgotten.

38. If life is just like the first time we met, why should the autumn wind draw a fan sadly?

39. Use the reincarnation time of a flower to witness my best years.

40. I hope that fireflies will only shine for you all their lives. Talk about cute and funny personalities in 2021

1. Oops, what happened to the small breasts! Hey, it just shortens the distance between two hearts

2. The weather in winter is very dry, so more and more people are picking their noses on the street

3. No matter how serious a man is, You can’t stand up to a vixen, no matter how tough a little girl is, she still has to menstruate

4. The most common thing I have said to my classmates in my life is: Hey, let me take a look at your homework

5. You have to know that under my strong skin, I am a person who is prone to collapse

6. There is a BMW in front of me, a Mercedes-Benz following behind, and a donkey in the middle

7. Don’t talk about you You love me very much. If you are able, you can take me to meet your parents during the Chinese New Year.

8. Both good and evil will be punished. Just wait and see if you steal my man, I will steal your man too

9. Rush forward, hold your head high, and face the higher ones. Demand, resist? Beibi_Challenge If You Are the One

10. Let me count with my fingers, I am destined to be your husband

11. While waiting for the bus, I heard a couple say: Run quickly, Route 8 is coming.

12. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

13. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs; dogs are always dogs, but sometimes people are not people.

14. Now I eat and want to eat. I still want to eat, but I don’t know what it means to be full*

15. My mother said: Those who blush most easily are often The kindest.

16. The greatest pain in life is to go through the wind and rain without seeing the rainbow, and end up catching a cold

17. Living in this crazy era, we must embrace everything. Fuck your sister’s mentality.

18. You said ice is like sleeping water, but I only remember sighing that farts are shit.

19. "Doctor, what should I do if I have enlarged pores?" "Turn down the pixels."

20. Three feet of ice will not last in a day, and three layers in the lower abdomen will not last in a day.

21. How much love can be messed up, and how many broken shoes are waiting.

22. Youth is about running hard and then falling beautifully

23. My quilt is sick, so I must take good care of it.

24. I counted my fingers and found that you are missing me in your life

25. As a post-90s generation, you have a heart of a post-80s generation and a face of a post-70s generation.

26. Don’t think that just because you are good-looking, you can curse people at will!

27. One day, Ultraman raised his hand to answer a question in class, and then the teacher died.

28. You are mine! I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap now. You can get them for only 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

29. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say one word silently in my heart: "explode"...

30. If you regard me as a game, I will start. I will torture you to death

31. How many people like me love to listen to English songs but don’t know the meaning. ?

32. Eating is what I want; being fat is what I want; I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

33. If you want to have good eyesight, use Hushubao first.

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34. Since ancient times, no one has shit in life, and some people don’t need paper when shitting. Good poetry, good poetry.

35. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

36. Shamelessness, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality.

37. A fat man cries when he cannot lose weight; a thin man becomes anxious when he cannot gain weight.

38. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. What a shame!

39. The head can be broken, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up; the blood can flow, and the leather shoes must be oiled.

40. Don’t underestimate me. To this day, the earth is still under my feet.

41. If I die, can you please put a computer in my coffin?

42. There is a kind of love called tall, rich and handsome, and there is a kind of hurt called ugly.

43. "Words, come to your head quickly!" "You just got to your head! Can't you change your brain to a bigger one?"

44. It is said that the first When you meet someone for the first time, if your body temperature is 38.6°, it’s love at first sight.

45. Broadcast gymnastics begins now: ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚ 囧╗╔囧╗

46. It's none of your business that I love you. If you have the ability, would you like to love me too? .

47. Love is like toilet paper, don’t keep pulling it

48. If you take the initiative for a long time, everyone will get tired

49. Love has been defeated by the so-called Friendship

50. If there is love in the sky, the sky will also grow old. If a woman is too passionate, she will act coquettishly and act cutely. A collection of sayings about acting coquettishly and cutely.

1. I don’t want you anymore! Well!

2. I’m ignoring you. It’s so annoying.

3. If he acts coquettishly too little, a boy will think his girlfriend is uninteresting and too tomboyish; if he acts coquettishly too much, he will gradually become numb and lose his feelings. If he acts coquettishly at inappropriate times, it will be even more offensive. , making a fool of himself.

4. You are not a reusable bag, so don’t keep pretending and pretending.

5. Slowly, as I grow up, I feel more silent. I know more, but I am no longer happy. Is everyone like this?

6. When I was a child. When I cry, I laugh. When I grow up, I laugh, and when I laugh, I cry.

7. A woman who can act coquettishly must be gentle. A woman who knows how to act coquettishly commands a man with ease: Husband, help me carry the package. Look at the red marks on his little hands.

8. I hate it so much that I won’t eat fried noodles.

9. In fact, being coquettish and caring are connected together. When he is no longer around you, take the initiative to call him and ask him what he is doing and whether he misses me. I miss you very much. , when the weather gets cold, remember to put on some clothes. Although it’s very tacky, it’s very practical. I think it’s more touching than any act of coquettishness.

10. It’s rare for a boy to act coquettishly and be so cute. My baby is like that, hehe.

11. I feel very good when I see you!

12. Don’t be like this!

13. People are unhappy!

14. Oh, you are so bad, you bully others, hum! Hate it!

15. You are good and bad, you bully others, hum!

16. Thank you Oh you.

17. A woman who can act coquettishly makes men willing to serve her.

18. No one is with you! I will accompany you!

19. You are so annoying!

20. I don’t have one! < /p>

21. Stop being like this, I am a boy!

22. Boys can also act like a baby? Hey! Not only can they act like a baby, they can be said to love acting like a baby. This includes boys with strong machismo, not to mention other boys. Of course, you have to look at who the person is acting like a spoiled child to.

In addition to his mother, isn't he the MM whom he loves most?

23. Come on, she is a girl!

24. Boys are more cautious than girls when they act coquettishly. Many, because it is very humiliating to be regarded as a coquettish boy by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know very well when, how and why they should act coquettishly. However, they generally have a strong purpose in acting like a spoiled child. Once there is no result, they will feel huge tension and frustration. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquettishness.

25. When a boy acts coquettishly, he wants you to pamper him, so you should pay more attention to him and don’t rule out being bored and looking for trouble.

26. A coquettish woman is always particularly feminine. With every move and gesture, she will always make men's hearts flutter. Women always hope to get more love from men. It is best to do this. Love can be as inexhaustible as a spring well. All men like to see a woman acting coquettishly, pouting her mouth, stamping her little feet, and looking like a pear blossom carrying rain. No matter how hard-hearted a man is, he will surrender and act coquettishly. It is the most important magic weapon in a woman's life.

27. Husband, I’m tired, you go cook, please! The man who was ordered will run into the kitchen no matter how tired he is.

28. You are bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

29. No, no, I want it, I want it.

30. Sometimes boys are like children: Please, my wife (with a wronged QQ expression), don’t I (with a crazy QQ expression), haha, very cute.

31. If you want it, others will want it. If you don’t give it, they will ignore you.

32. You are a fool!

33. Don’t say too disgustingly, it’s better for boys to be humorous. If you really want to act coquettishly, it’s best to confront someone who is stronger than you. If a woman who is a little bit coquettishly acts coquettishly towards a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

34. In front of outsiders, he always puts on a very stern look, but in front of the girl he loves, he becomes a completely different person!! He is just a big boy! Hehe!

35. After not chatting with you for a day, I felt something was wrong!

36. Once, we were watching TV together, and he wanted to hold me while watching. It was very uncomfortable for him to hold me. It was hugging me so hard that my back ached. It was not an exaggeration at all! I disagreed and said: I don’t! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and raised his head to imitate me in speaking: I don’t! I don’t! He also kept dragging his voice. Oh! Haha! It turns out that boys can also act coquettishly.

37. I just want you to care more!

38. I hope that one day I can write "I love you" backwards. .