Kneel and beg the peacock to fly southeast to the original script! ! ! !

( 1)

Storyteller: It's all based on a Qiaozui Zhang. I'll explain ancient and modern legends to you today. It is said that today we are talking about the collectors' home of Dongjie Jiaofu ... (The lights are dimming and the music is playing)

Lan Zhi: Hello, everyone, I am the legendary embodiment of beauty and wisdom, tenderness and consideration ... Liu Lanzhi! I can weave at thirteen, cut clothes at fourteen, play the piano at fifteen and recite poems at sixteen. ...

Jiao Mu: (on crutches, with the help of her sister-in-law, shouting on the stage) Liu Lanzhi, where have you been! Don't cook quickly!

Lan Zhi: (dropping his eyebrows and saluting his mother-in-law) Mother-in-law ... I'll cook for you here. Shall we eat noodles today?

Jiao Mu: (on his back, angry) Face ... It's too slippery!

Lan Zhi: (Compromise) So ... So ... Shall we eat steamed bread?

Jiao Mu: (pause) Steamed buns ... steamed bread, too greasy!

Lan Zhi: "(voice choked) So ... how about cake?

Jiao Mu: (Gave Lan Zhi a white look) No! No way! Pancakes are too hard! You want to strangle me!

Lan Zhi: (Tears fill her eyes, trying not to flow out) I will do anything for you, Grandma.

Sister-in-law: (bending down to persuade mom) Mom, forget it, we'll eat everything!

Jiao Mu: (angrily) Forget it! You stupid bitch! How did our Jiao family marry you? I can't even cook well! Forget it, ... It's really annoying!

(Lan Zhi turns and sits in a chair crying, Jiao Mu leaves, turns and sits in a chair crying, Zhong Qing)

(2)

Zhong Qing: (I just came home from a long journey and saw Lan Zhi crying, so I quickly put down my luggage to comfort her) What's the matter with you, madam? I'm back. Look what I bought you. Do you like it?

(Lan Zhi turned my back and didn't want Zhong Qing to see her tears. )

Zhong Qing: What's the matter with you? Tell me if you have any ideas.

Lan Zhi: (turning around) Zhong Qing, I married your family when I was seventeen. I work hard every day, but I can't obey your family. As an official, you can do your duty, but you can't be a husband and wife. What's the use of keeping it? I'd better go home.

Zhong Qing: (grabbing Lan Zhi by the shoulder) Lan Zhi, how can you say that? Is it because of my mother? There must be some misunderstanding. Don't say such things. I'll tell my mother. (In a hurry, Lan Zhi looks around)

(Background: Men should strive for self-improvement until Zhong Qing speaks)

(3)

(Zhong Qing hesitates as he walks. After some thinking, he finally came to his mother's door. Jiao's mother sat in the front, and Zhong Qing bowed forward. )

Zhong Qing: Mom! Look at Lan Zhi. She is gentle and considerate, respectful and filial to you. Why are you always dissatisfied?

Jiao Mu: Good boy, be obedient. I don't want that kind of woman! Mom will find you another good wife. Ok ... My boss has a sister Furong. My mother thought she was loved by everyone, with flowers in full bloom and a flat tire. That's really a dragon with a dragon, a phoenix with a phoenix and a mandarin duck with a mandarin duck. I have found a matchmaker for you. (Jiao Mu smiles smugly)

Zhong Qing: Mom! What do you take me for (stand up, Jiao Mu is stunned)? As the saying goes, the friends of the poor are unforgettable, and the wives of the dross are not in the same class. Lan Zhi and I made a vow of eternal love. I am the wind, she is the sand, I am Ye Er, she is the flower, I am. ...

Jiao Mu: (furious) That's enough! You let the boss go, you have the courage, you have the ability, don't you? ! I don't listen to anything I say, and if I say no, I can't! You two break up right now! Now! Right now!

Sister-in-law: (Zhong Qing tried to say something but was stopped by her sister-in-law) Brother, go down and wait for your mother to calm down.

(Music: Forget it, until Zhong Qing speaks)

(4)

Being kicked out by my mother, I hold my head high and come to Lan Zhi's room with a depressed face.

Zhong Qing: (affectionate) Lady ~

Lan Zhi: Don't say anything. I know everything, but I'm not lucky.

Zhong Qing: Lan Zhi, don't worry about going home. I'll pick you up when I'm done with my mother! (Anxious, hold Lan Zhi's hand)

Lan: (seeing hope from despair) Really? Is it okay?

Zhong Qing: If I have 10 million, I can buy a house. Do I have 10 million? Don't! So I didn't buy it. If I have wings, I can fly. Do I have wings? Don't! So I can't fly. If I can wait for someone, yes! I can! If I want to add a deadline to this time, I would like to be 10 thousand years! If I lose you, what is the meaning of this world and me? Besides, I am an indomitable hero who can't even protect my lover. I might as well die happily!

Jiao Mu: (Interrupt! ) What did you ask her to give me? Come here quickly!

Jiao Zhongqing: (being pulled behind by his mother, standing with his head down)

(background: practice, the voice becomes smaller)

(5)

(in the nave)

Lan Zhi: (worshipping Jiao Mu in class) Grandma, Lan Zhi has left.

Jiao maternal love ignores it.

Lan Zhi: Since I was a child, I haven't received the education of three obedience and four virtues, so I can't serve you well. I am really ashamed to pay attention to my family, get married and be treated with such colorful gifts. When I'm gone, my mother-in-law will worry about things at home.

Jiao Mu: Come on, come on, don't talk so much nonsense.

(Jiao's mother exulted, and Jiao Zhongqing helped her to the next class)

Lan Zhi: (waving to my sister-in-law) Sister-in-law, I think you were so young when I first came here, and now you are as tall as me. It's hard to meet again after this farewell. You should take care of your mother-in-law wholeheartedly and take care of this family. Don't forget to meet again every seven or nine days.

Sister-in-law: (wiping tears) Sister-in-law, I will. Don't worry.

The two men wept bitterly. (Lights dim)

(6)

(Lan Zhi goes home with Zhong Qing's hope)

Lan Zhi: (scared) Mom ... Mom, I'm home ~!

Liu Mu: Huh? ! Why did you come back? Are you divorced?

Lan Zhi nodded.

Liu Mu: (angry) You really spared your boss. You are bold and capable, aren't you? How dare you come back after divorce! Say! Why did you get divorced? Huh?

Lan Zhi: I didn't do anything wrong! It was Zhong Qing who put me back because he didn't fucking like me.

(Mother Liu holds her daughter's hand and cries bitterly)

Liu Mu: (crying) How can we live? Tell me about your brother! Eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, cheating and stealing, what else can't he do? ! tell me ...

Lan Zhi: (comforting mother) Mom, believe me, Zhong Qing, he will come back to pick me up! He said yes!

Liu Mu: (Understood) So that's it. Daughter, you are really unlucky. Go back to your room and rest first. Don't be too sad.

Lan Zhi (farewell to mother) Then I will go back to my room and rest.

(7) (Music plays "Shanghai Beach" and the lights are on)

Third young master: (shaking his head, followed by three pages) I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu. ...

Third Young Master: Hum! Don't know who I am? Hum! Turn on the fan, write the word "handsome boy" on it and sing: I came to your window again tonight.

Aunt: (sticking her head out of the window) What time is it in the middle of the night, boy! What are you singing? Sing! (Say that finish and throw an object)

Third Young Master: (blocking with a fan) Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was saved.

Aunt: (throwing another object) What time is it, son? Still not sleeping!

Third Young Master: Old man, pay attention to quality!

Three pages: (refers to) quality! !

Third young master: (looking at the moon) The moon is really round today! It's just like a sesame seed cake, except a few sesame seeds are missing. Ah! The light of Xiao Zhi Zhijia is still on. Is she enjoying the moon? Perfect! Now! ..... Singing: I came to your window again tonight. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain. I have been loving you silently for so many years. I want to confess to you tonight. ...

Lan Zhi: Zhong Qing ... Zhong Qing! Is that you? (anxiety)

Third Young Master: (painfully) No! I am the third child of Zhang Taishou's family! Zhang Wuji, known as Wan Forgiveness. ...

Lan Zhi: (Interrupting, changing color coldly) It's you. What are you doing here?

Third Young Master: Lan Zhi, there are three things I have long wanted to say to you. Actually ... actually ... I ...

Lan Zhi: Actually, I have three words for you.

Third Young Master: Huh? What?

Lan Zhi: These three words bother you! Get out of here!

Third Young Master: Are these six words?

Lan Zhi: You are so annoying! Let's go! My life belongs to only one person! Ah! Zhong Qing ... (looking up at the sky)

Third Young Master: Lan Zhi ... Lan Zhi! I won't give up, I will definitely let you marry me! (angrily)

Dim the lights or close the curtains.

(8)

Matchmaker: It's finally my turn, ladies and bricks! I am an unprecedented cross-century gold medal matchmaker at home and abroad-"iron teeth and copper teeth Britney Spears". Since I started my business for decades, how many beautiful marriages have I made, such as sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers, and the golden words that can bring me back to life? Look at Mr. Zhu and look at that ... ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ouch! ..... Here we are! (walks to the door and knocks) Ding-dong. ...

Liu Mu: Who is it? who is it? Coming! (opens the door) Who are you looking for? Grandma?

Matchmaker: Oh, look at what you said! I am a 28-year-old girl with yellow flowers! (Gesturing blue fingers at the same time)

Liu Mu: Oh, I'm sorry! (Inviting the matchmaker into the house) What can I do for you, Miss?

Matchmaker: Well, the third son of the Taishou family has a crush on your girl Liu. He fell in love with her at first sight and got deeper and deeper. He doesn't think about tea and rice, so Zhang Taishou specially sent me to propose marriage! (Singing: Liu's wandering girl, gifted scholar, Zhang's wandering son, look at her ... the moon is curved, look at her! )

Liu Mu: Lan Zhi ... Lan Zhi, she. ...

Matchmaker: What are you hesitating about? This is the third son of the Zhang family! That man is absolutely beautiful! Only eighteen years old! In the prime of life! Especially that mouth, it can be broken!

Liu Mu: That's not the problem! it is ...

Matchmaker: What's the problem? Isn't your family looking for rich people? Isn't this the rich man you want? What's the problem? !

Liu Mu: Then I'll ask Lan Zhi. (turns to call Lan Zhi)

Lan Zhi: Mom, what's the matter?

Liu Mu: Daughter! The Zhang family has come to propose marriage. What's your opinion?

Lan Zhi: Mom! I don't want to marry the third young master. When Zhong Qing and I broke up, we made an appointment! I'm not getting married!

Liu Mu: I think people have good conditions, so let's get married! Then Zhong Qing may not come back to pick you up!

Lan Zhi: Zhong Qing and I made a promise that I would never give up unless the sea turned into gold and a pie fell from the sky! You let her go! Let her go!

Liu Mu: (turning to the matchmaker) You said that this child is really not sensible. You give me a few days, when I let her brother come back to persuade her, ah.

Matchmaker: What are you talking about? It's really scary Don't marry! Don't regret! (turns and takes out his mobile phone, and calls Third Young Master)

Matchmaker: Haha! Third son?

Third Young Master: How about it? Is it finished?

Matchmaker: Oh dear! ..... little girl, I feel sorry for you. I told you all about your free and easy love. That little lady turned out to be a turtle with a firm will. She will never give up cocaine. ...

Third Young Master: That's it. You still have iron teeth and copper teeth! Idiots, a bunch of idiots! Let's spend time with this childe in person! (Hang up)

(9)

Lan Zhi: (Lan Zhi is alone at home, looking at the portrait of Jiao Zhongqing on the wall) If you treat Lan Zhi as a stone and her concubine as a reed, and the reed is as tough as silk, and the stone is not transferred (missing), you will dare to break up with you. Zhong Qing, do you know that I am thinking of you? ...

Brother Liu: (hurriedly, with red paper in his hand, followed by mother Liu) ouch! Happy event, happy event! Chief Lan Zhi proposed today, which is good news!

Liu Mu: What's the matter? !

Brother Liu: Today! Today! Today! ! The third son of Zhang Taishou's family came to propose marriage!

Liu Mu: (turning to Lan Zhi) I've come to propose. ...

Lan Zhi: (resolutely) I refuse! I won't marry!

Liu Mu: (turning to Liu Xiong) She refused ... ...

Brother Liu: (rude) Who cares if she wants to do such a good thing? When Lan Zhi marries the Taishoufu, I won't have to worry about promotion ~ Hahahaha!

Lan Zhi: Brother! I won't marry!

Brother Liu: (furious) Are you stupid? If you say no to such a good marriage, you will be satisfied if people don't think you are married for the second time!

Lan Zhi: You ... Whatever you say, I just don't agree!

Mr. Liu: You ... how can you be so ignorant! You marry the third son, and I will follow a small official, so that our family can have a good life and enjoy wealth from now on! But you ...

Lan Zhi: I don't care! !

(When they argue endlessly)

Third childe: (strutting) The breeze is credible, and the autumn moon is boundless. Because of homesickness, this day is like a long day! Although I don't have a symmetrical figure and charming charm, I have a broad mind and strong arms ~ (see Lan Zhi) Wow! Xiao Zhi Zhi ~ (excited to hug, Lan Zhi turned and left, Mr. Liu was hugged, and the third son quickly let go)

Brother Liu: Oh dear! Isn't this Sanzi? Lan Zhi still not quick to visit three childe!

(Lan Zhi is uneasy and walks forward)

Third Childe: Lan Zhi ~ I haven't seen you like Sanqiu for a day ~ I've been waiting ~

Lan Zhi: Please respect yourself, son. I have found the right person, and I have made a vows of eternal love with this person. I am the wind, he is the sand, I am the toothpaste and he is the brush. ...

Third childe: (immediately connected) You are a swan, and he is a toad! What's wrong with the coke? Is he as handsome as me? Ah ~

Page 3: (shaking their heads together) No! !

Third Childe: Are you as rich as I am? Ah ~

Page 3: (Trembling again) No!

Third Childe: Do you have my taste? Ah ~

Page 3: (resolutely) No!

Third Childe: Did you become the prefect's father to protect you? Ah ~

Three pages: (roaring) Impossible!

Third childe: (more proud) He has mine, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, he ~ (waving a fan and walking behind him)

A: I never married my third son before.

B: It takes half a day to go home and go upstairs every time.

C: But now that I am married to my third son,

Three people together: it is not difficult to push Mount Tai in one breath!

Brother Liu: (sticking out his head) Why do you say that?

Three people together: because money is not bad ~

Brother Liu: Exactly! I miss our third son, a very talented man. He is knowledgeable, tall and handsome, and is called a pine tree over a begonia. Three childe body but covered with literary bacteria! At the age of four, he recited 300 Tang poems; Read four books and five classics at the age of seven; At the age of thirteen, he studied relativity; At the age of fifteen ...

(Third Childe takes out a book to read at this moment)

Brother Liu: Look, I'm still reading!

(Bring the book here)

Brother Liu: Eh, this painting is very nice.

Third childe: that is, it is necessary! I tell you, this book is called Jin Ping Mei, which is a good book worth rereading!

Mr. Liu: Don't worry, Third Childe, it's our Lan Zhi who is confused. Don't worry, we will solve this marriage!

Lan Zhi: I'm not getting married!

Brother Liu: Shut up! (Pulling Lan Zhi down, threatening in a low voice) Today, you must marry or not! (Lan Zhi will step down, and two handmaids will hold Lan Zhi behind them. ) Take the young lady back for me.

Two handmaids: (clever) Yes, young master. ...

Lan Zhi: (struggling to come back) You. ...

Third Childe: That would be the best! Lady, I'm waiting to marry you another day! (Singing) Today you will marry me, today you will marry me ~

( 10)

(Lan Zhi and Zhong Qing stay at home, Lan Zhi is on the left, Zhong Qing is on the right, and the spotlight hits Lan Zhi. (background sound: the person I love)

Two handmaids: (repeatedly persuading) Miss, alas, Miss ~ Don't be stubborn. ...

Lan Zhi: (stands up) You two eat inside and choose outside! I think when Jiao Zhongqing chased me, he climbed up the wall, you took the ladder, he knocked on the window and you opened the door! And now! What are you doing now? !

Handmaid: (bowing to Nuo Nuo) That's not ... that's not. ...

Lan Zhi: (pointing to the door) Yes! Shut up! Get out!

Handmaid: (in a panic)

Zhong Qing: Lan Zhi ~

Lan Zhi: Zhong Qing ~

Zhong Qing: Do you know I'm thinking about you?

Lan Zhi: I know you miss me ~

Zhong Qing: I can't sleep at night without you. ...

Lan Zhi: Did you lose sleep again tonight?

Zhong Qing: No! I must make it clear to you! (Stand up and walk around behind the stage)

Lan Zhi: Come to me if you can't sleep!

(Zhong Qing appears in front of Lan Zhi)

Zhong Qing: (singing) What's the matter ~ ~ You're tired ~ ~ That's so happy ~

Lan Zhi: (They hold hands) You ... You're late ... I'm going to be someone else's bride tomorrow!

Zhong Qing: (shaking off Lan Zhi's hand) Congratulations! Congratulations to the future satrap housewife! The stone still stands there. I'm afraid you've long gone with the wind!

Lan Zhi: What do you blame me for? You think I want to get married! I ...

Zhong Qing: What, you, you, you! If you don't want to get married, who can force you to fail

Lan Zhi: (angrily) OK! You Jiao Zhongqing, I don't care, I want to be with you wholeheartedly! Just for you! But you! (turns and runs down with his face hidden)

Zhong Qing: (after a pause, he shouts in the direction of Lan Zhi's departure) In that case, neither you nor I want to be born on the same day in the same year, but want to die on the same day in the same year! (Turn around and run down)

Lan Zhi: (Standing alone by the water, trying to jump into the lake) Zhong Qing, above, he searches for the green void, below, the yellow spring, I'm waiting for you.

Brother Liu: (suddenly appears) I knew what you were going to do! What age do you want to die! Do you play such an unoriginal stunt? Go home. (cater to Lan Zhi)

( 1 1)

Forced to sit in a sedan chair, covering her face with a veil and sobbing softly, the handmaids around her keep whispering to Lange. There is a sedan chair bearer around Lan Zhi.

Men in black 1 (jumping in): Is the daughter-in-law of the Taishou family in the sedan chair?

Come 1: (bared his teeth) How dare you be arrogant here when you know it's the wedding of the Taishou family?

Men in black 2 (jump! Stabbed into the sedan chair) and so on is your dog housekeeper's happy event!

The remaining three bearers: (crowded together) eldest brother, please forgive me! We have nothing to do with that satrap! Really! You have to trust us!

Men in black 1: Grandpa, we won't change our names or surnames! Greenwood red eyebrow army also!

Men in black 2: Go back and tell that dog officer! His good days are over!

(Three pallbearers drag the dead pallbearers down)

Two men in black released Lan Zhi.

Men in Black 1: (Take off Lan Zhi's hijab to wipe the sweat)

Men in black 2: (with an expression of disgust) Girl, do you know what you married!

Lan Zhi: (lowers his head and whispers) I know. ...

Men in black1&; 2: (in unison) Then you'd better get married! !

Lan Zhi: I ... (Only one last dance replaced Lan Zhi's narrative process).

Black 1: (holding 2 crying) Oh, my God, big sister! You are so miserable! In such troubled times, you are more affectionate than Jin Jian and his wife. If we just fly separately, we will never see each other again … I … I … I won't live! !

Heier: (pulling 1 walking) Why not live! Don't worry, girl, let's go find him now! Right now!

(They pull Lan Zhi down)

( 12)

(Jiao Zhongqing stands on the edge of the stage, looking at his feet)

Zhong Qing: You jump and I jump! Lan Zhi, I'm coming. ...

(The spotlight is located in the aisle of Liu Lanzhi audience)

Lan Zhi: (screaming and running to Zhong Qing's feet) Zhong Qing, what are you doing?

Zhong Qing: (falls unsteadily and falls off his hat) Lan Zhi ... am I dead? ...

Lan Zhi: No! Don't! Thanks to these two fugitives, we can come together!

Zhong Qing: (stumbling a few steps and kneeling at the feet of Hei 1 and 2) How can you repay my kindness?

Black 1: (picks them up hurriedly) Don't introduce yourself! There is a saying that all corners of the country are brothers, and we must not sit idly by when brothers are in trouble! Yes!

Black 2: It must be!

Black 1: I wish you two a hundred years of harmony! My brothers can't stay long ... (turns to leave)

Zhong Qing: (pulling a black 1 skirt) Brother, please stay! Now things have reached this point, which is not allowed by Liu Jiao and his family.

Black 1: What do those two mean? ...

Hei Er: Brother, I'm not talking about you. What is your ink? So a couple with bad karma, you still let them live and let them break up! You are a tiger!

(Black1&; 2 pulling Liu Jiao)

( 13)

(Jiao's mother takes her sister-in-law, followed by three bearers)

Sister-in-law: Mom! Look, look, that's my brother's hat!

Jiao Mu: Oh dear! This, this, this ...

Car 1: What's the matter, madam? Obviously, my young lady was hijacked by the bad guys!

Caller 2: Hey! Look, look, that's my lady rockhopper!

Jiao Mu: What's the matter? I ... My son. ...

Sister-in-law: You (referring to one of them) go to the Liu family and call someone!

Attendant 3: (rushing down) Where is Mrs. Liu? ...

(Liu's mother is in a hurry. Behind her is the second handmaid, Mr. Liu.)

Liu Mu: What's going on? What's going on here?

Brother Liu: Mom, I'm sorry for your loss. ...

Liu Mu: You said you did! ! If it weren't for you, if it weren't for you! (Beating Brother Liu)

Sister-in-law: (sobbing) Mrs. Liu, it's no use talking about it now.

Jiao Mu: Yes ... this abyss ... I'm afraid they have no bones. ...

Brother Liu: (coming back from the corner) Mom, up to now, we have buried their clothes together. ...

The rest of you: alas ... that's all.

Draw the curtains

( 14)

A storyteller is standing behind the table, splashing. )

Storyteller: That's it! Lovers are separated! Sweet home is torn! A happy marriage has been diluted! The loss of Jiao Jia and Liu Jia's children is irreparable! This is exactly where the two families want to be buried together, next to Huashan Mountain. Pine and cypress are planted in the east and west, and phoenix trees are planted in the left and right. Branches cover each other and leaves communicate with each other. There are two birds in the forest, calling themselves Yuanyang. Raise your head and sing to each other, reaching the fifth watch every night. Pedestrians stop to listen, widows hesitate. Thank you, future generations, and don't forget to quit anything.

Audience: (nodding and boasting) What a tragedy. ...

Storyteller: (Mysterious) In fact, none of you know! Do you think Jiao Zhongqing is the kind of person who abides by the rules? Feudalism does great harm to people, so we should control our happiness ~ isn't it! (To the audience) Jiao Zhongqing!

Jiao Zhongqing! What are you doing? You!

(Many spectators cried, including Liu Jiao. They smiled at each other and waved to the audience. )

Zhong Qing (in the audience): I tell you, Lan Zhi, as the saying goes, the big ones are hidden in the city, the middle ones are hidden in the court, and the small ones are hidden in the wild. Now you and I are the most common couple in the world. From then on, we can finally-

Lan Zhi Zhong Qingqi: Never part!

All the actors came on stage, curtain call, and the play was over.