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Second, you are wrong anyway, you lose anyway, and you are happy anyway.
Third, from the moment you and she began to ignore me, we were finished.
I love you from my mouth and from my heart.
Five, I said don't expose me so early, I will be punished.
I want to meet the right person in the right place at the right time.
The more you annoy me, the happier I am, because you are jealous.
Eight, you understand me, but complain to others behind my back that I am not sensible. .
I love you because you cut me with a knife. I'm worried that blood will spill on your clothes and no one will wash them for you.
10. I'd rather let others think I'm a Transformers, and I'm tireless in everything I do, and I don't want others to see me sad, tired, down and lost.
Eleven, gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say, I don't love you.
Twelve, it is the fault of time, so we can only miss it.
The game between the prince and the princess is the love you want.
I can't blame you for loving me.
15. Love hurts so much, it hurts so much.
I don't expect you to tolerate everything about me, but I hope I can tolerate everything about you. This is love, you know?
I'm willing to tie your ponytail and pigtail just because you like Lori better.
18. Do you know what is the funniest thing in the world? The two people you like turned out to be good brothers.
Nineteen, you will always meet many people in your life, including many great people.
Twenty, I'm not a straw boat. Your bitch doesn't want it.
I hate typing you a long list of words, and you only give me a few periods.
Twenty-two, everyone will make their body unique to look good.
Twenty-three, tell Kwai that as long as you face the sun, your heart is warm.
24. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.
Twenty-five, afraid of betrayal, afraid of misunderstanding and where to go.
Twenty-six, sometimes I feel inexplicably annoyed but I can't say why.
Twenty-seven, who sings sad songs and tells touching love stories.
I don't care what others say. After all, I have the courage to love you to death.
Twenty-nine, you are the man I love with my life. Am I the woman you love with your life?
Even if I scold you every day, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
All the girls in 202 1 year signed QQ.
Girl signature
1. Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I agree that you can hurt me again and again.
2, this is a busy ending, not the whole country, but everything to me.
3, can't find the right person, in fact, it is very likely that you can't change the wrong yourself.
4, long hair and waist lend you to hang yourself.
It's nice to have someone who can make me smile when I'm not around!
6, scum said: I don't learn English because I am patriotic; Xueba said: I study English to strengthen the friendship between the two countries. I said: what a powerful understanding this is.
7, trust is like a piece of paper, wrinkled, even if it is smoothed, it can not be restored.
8. I keep telling myself. If you can't get it, you just don't want it If you can't get it, you just don't want it
9. We are extremely simple, but we live a very stupid life.
10, my concept of summer vacation is that my charger has never been idle.
1 1. My good friends are not many, but they are all qualified.
12, my surname is not Hu, but I am very happy!
13, I am not a panel, you are a rolling pin.
14, I heard that it costs fifteen yuan to get a marriage certificate and thirty-five yuan to get a divorce certificate. Who is a fool? Divorce is so expensive!
15, constant attention is not as good as sincere attention, and people will see it over time.
16, the social road is difficult, and people are different from dogs.
17, I will never regret it, and the world of mortals will be free and I will be drunk.
18, dear girlfriends, we don't need to explain each other.
19, I would rather be arrogant and moldy than humble in love.
20, you are obviously a snail, you have to carry a turtle shell, seriously overloaded, you are not tired.
2 1, you are more than greedy. You can't cancel the money when you see it's all gone. It's just blooming.
22. If all men are playboys, it is better to find a good one.
23. Man, please don't regret after you completely lost me.
24. God is laughing at how long I can last.
25. There are many people who can accompany me, but few people know me.
26. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
27, that's enough, you give me enough, don't be shameless.
28. Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.
29. Sorry, I have my first hero, and I don't want to be your second daughter. thank you
30. A man who knows how to apologize to his wife is a real man.
3 1, when the time is just right and the relationship is just right, let's get married!
32. brag and ruin your future. Pull somebody else's eggs and find ugliness.
I have nothing but loneliness and deep love.
34. I don't want to hear what you say, so I'll say it now.
35, love is a disease, I caught up. You are my medicine. I'm addicted.
I'm sorry I'm so stingy, and I don't want you to get too close to others.
I am not a straw boat. Don't send it to me if you have a bitch.
1. Whenever I encounter difficulties, I study the Tibetan scriptures: "Oh, come on, moo, coax."
All the money belongs to me.
3. besides looking good, nail polish has another advantage. You can shave when you are bored.
4. Wechat is awesome, and it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.
5. It's not that I am debauched, but that I can't find the direction of reservation.
6. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.
7. Is it easy for my parents to make me so fat for so many years? I will never lose weight, and I will never lose weight.
8. Criteria for choosing a husband: Even if my face is disfigured, I have the courage to take me out. Even if I have plastic surgery, I still have the ability to get me back.
9. Summer has come, but my figure is not ready yet.
10, women must have their own house, so when they quarrel, they can say loudly, "Get out."
1 1, eating and living is like a train. To sum up, shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping …
12, thank you for stealing my date and letting me know that he is putting on airs.
13, online banking is called online banking, so what about mobile banking …
14. It is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs.
15, Tomb-Sweeping Day, some people are not dead, but they really want to bury them.
16, the three most touching words in the world are not' I love you', but' you have lost weight'.
17, who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.
18, Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there.
19, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.
20. On the way to SB, I always mistakenly used the accelerator as a brake and accidentally rushed ahead.
2 1, I'm not a straw boat, so don't send me if it's cheap.
22. Play with your mobile phone in class, but your deskmate says no. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.
23. Bring it on if you dare. I promise you can't beat me under the age of six!
24. I finally know why I am single: those who like me don't like me, and those who like me don't know.
25, drink Besunyen Changrun tea, whoosh, the chest is gone.
26. I really want to kiss myself if I can't reach it.
27. I know I am a P, but I like to play handstand and pretend to be a B.
20 19 girls' signature.
1, whoever dares to put a leg in my love, I will chop your leg!
2, good sisters don't have to say anything, one eye will have an action.
3, it is better to fight with smart people than to talk to fools!
4, dear, make me proud once, this time, I don't want you!
Please don't cut my heart and leave, or I'll stab you to death when I'm cured.
6. I have learned not to provoke others, but it doesn't mean that I am being slaughtered.
7. I have been wondering why the teacher invited parents. A person who has never even been educated as a minor wants to educate an adult!
8. Don't tell me that you are sorry if you are insincere. You are the best apology!
9. It's good to be single. I like one when I meet one.
10, all the people who robbed me were infertile and were struck by lightning when they went out!
1 1, a brother's woman, no matter how beautiful. A man who is a best friend will not rob him no matter how handsome he is. In short, don't think about my people and don't touch them.
12, don't take my respect for you as your presumptuous capital.
13, I am as pure as boiled water, without impurities!
14, if one day I change, remember that it is thanks to you.
15, I can't promise to love you forever, because I don't even know when I will die.
16, I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you.
17. Leaving is betrayal except death.
18, I have an emotional cleanliness, and it is not easy to get acquainted with me.
19, I don't believe that no boyfriend's sister paper is worth being molested in winter.
20. How to play, what role and what goods.
2 1. If you can chew up your feelings and swallow them, you are the king.
22. Separation is not as good as a glorious ending.
23. Who said that you must cry your eyes out after breaking up?
24. No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.
25. My history is not good. Don't talk to me about the past.
26. If you don't want to talk to me, forget it. Don't give me the runaround. What do you think of this bed?
27. I want to sing heartily. What about the end of the world?
28, too strong is stingy.
You two are in cahoots. Don't think that I can't see.
30. No regrets. Regret makes you look more stupid.
3 1, Gu Liang I took a Christmas photo alone.
32. If a man abandons a woman who regards him as his life, then he will meet a woman who regards him as a dog.
33. When I am neither arrogant nor impetuous in front of you, I don't make noise or fight for it. Congratulations, you lost me.
34. There are always some wonderful things in every class, which always creates a class atmosphere. I am one of them.
35. It's my business to secretly love you. Do you care?
36. Gold always shines, but you, a piece of glass slag, only reflects light.
37, eat mobile phone, drink mobile phone, the key time is mobile phone Cao.
38. Life is a play, and after the play, you have to die.
Don't worry, the earth will go round without you.
40, you are a shoehorn face, how thin your face is, not so cheap.
4 1, the cold water you poured, I'll boil it and pour it back.
42. As a woman, you should look like Hu Yifei, look like Barbie, act like Transformers, think like a rogue, and learn like Dong Fangbubai.
43. Even if you have someone else, it won't prevent me from fighting for the person of my dreams.
44, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, you see the relationship is iron or not.
If you are not satisfied with me, please tell me directly, and don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.
46. If you only come to me when you need me, I'll give you two choices, either get out at once or get out at once!
47. Every single girls has an invisible boyfriend.
48. I put salt on your wound just to help you disinfect it.
49. Don't treat your coquettish face like a bitch.
50. Boss, give the dog two catties of true love.
5 1. If you don't pity anyone, then the poor must be hateful.
52. What is April Fool's Day confession? Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king, because if he fails, he says he is possessed by a ghost!
53. I want to be beautiful, thin and not know myself, and then appear in front of him perfectly, so that he regrets not choosing me!
54. It's not that I have no background, but that I don't want to play big cards.
55. These days, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, meanness, cheating, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.
56. I wish the teenager who cheated me a long and lonely life without love and children.
57. For those who miss me, I can only send them three words: blind!
58. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat!
59. No access, as if I am happy to see your space.
60. If you don't want it, finish it early. I don't have to grow old together.
6 1, no matter how hard the road is, don't drink the wine given by others, let alone find the hand of your predecessor!
You don't know me, please don't comment, because I don't want you to play dumb.
63, a sister is bigger than the sky, and the third man is pulled over.
64. Missing after breaking up is called meanness.
It is my style to do things regardless of the consequences, and it is my style not to regret afterwards.
66. I should be beautiful, no matter who is around him.
67. What about loneliness? At least one person won't get hurt.
68. If you tear me to pieces, I will let you burn yourself.
69. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me: those who can tolerate my mental derangement and those who are as mental derangement as me.
70. Put on headphones and turn the sound to the maximum. The outside world has nothing to do with me.
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