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Talk about the classic laziness to the extreme.

Lazy is better than not lazy! I compiled some lazy classics. Welcome to read!

1. Not taking a shower and brushing your teeth is not lazy, it is sloppy.

If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

Diligence and wisdom are twins, laziness and stupidity are brothers.

You see how hard-working your little brother is, he can't stand up straight when he is tired.

I like to leave things until tomorrow, not because I am lazy, but because tomorrow will be better.

6. I am getting lazy. I'm too lazy to go out for dinner. I don't bother to wash dishes and chopsticks when I cook by myself. Alas.

7. Being poor and lazy is really poor, and being stingy without ambition is really stingy.

8. Lazy people have their own happiness, and lazy people have grains on their heads.

9, diligent, accurate food and clothing; Lazy, lazy and hungry.

10, for a lazy man, every step of his life is fucking tiring.

1 1. I am getting lazy. I don't know what I am applying for.

12, lazy feet are hairy. 13, although career is disturbing, laziness is more harmful.

14, hardworking people have all kinds of luck, while lazy people have only one misfortune.

15, I'm not lazy, I'm just too busy.

16, getting lazy? No makeup? No eyebrows? Tell yourself it's healthier.

17 please be realistic, you think this is Andersen's fairy tale!

18, people who don't work on weekdays will never have holidays in their lives.

19, laziness, like rust, consumes the body more than labor; Frequently used keys are always shining.

It's not that I'm too lazy to marry a wife, but that I'm waiting for my wife to marry me.

2 1, maybe I'm getting lazy, lazy to sort out lazy records, and lazy is getting more and more handy.

22. How much hatred should I have with you in my last life?

23, emergency does not save the poor, help the stupid and not help the lazy.

24, lazy people, hanging under the apple tree, hardworking people, can plant flowers in the desert.

25. I don't scold you because I am lazy and don't like to talk. 26, code words hurt the brain, selfie. Feeling more and more lazy, lazy and so on.

Laziness will make young people get old before they get old.

28. Lazy sheep always feel that their hair is too heavy.

29. Diligent people are masters of time, while lazy people are slaves of time.

30. Am I lazy? Am I easy? Me? I don't even bother to blink when I see a beautiful woman!

3 1, I don't know if I grew up or gave up on myself. More and more lazy.

32. I am lazy now, so I am bad.

33. Labor makes people live longer. Laziness makes people old, but hard work can prolong life.

34. Difficulties are largely caused by laziness.

If all lazy behaviors need to be recorded, then my life is a dictionary.

The above is a classic about laziness, and I like to remember to collect it.