Fenghua is a desolate piece of paper, and the frosted eggplant is hard.

"Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time. Indifference is my disguise, frost beats eggplant hard. I am Abang! "

This preface was written when I was in junior high school and has continued to this day. In fact, in junior high school, I didn't read Zhang Ailing's autobiography. I copied the previous sentence "quicksand and time" from my deskmate's signature, just to force it.

In fact, at the beginning, my opening remarks were straightforward: Hello, everyone, my name is Abang, and I am a hard-working person. I feel very good, very real and objective, in line with my innocent and young image. However, there are always some girls with excess hormones. At this point, they tease me crazily and make me want to stop.

"Oh, guys, you see, this young man claims to be hard. How come? Tell everyone whether your mouth is hard or hard? "

"In addition to hard mouth, where is hard, where is hard?"

The magical realistic answer, coupled with Mona Lisa's smile, made me stand in front of the stage, my eyes were coquettish and mean, and the typhoon was steady and dazzling. It was simply a hormonal feast.

Often at this time, girls always bite their lips, revealing their secluded environment, bright eyes and expectations, and helping them inherit their strength. However, those teenagers who lack self-cultivation will be dissatisfied and gnash their teeth. Angry, ready to be proud.

"Come on, tell us what's wrong with you?"

I was successfully blocked by those teenagers at the stairs. I really can't stop. They always think that the girls in the class don't like them because they don't work hard. In fact, it's just a matter of avoiding the heavy weight. Most of them are low in face value and can't be played at all.

"Hard liver, dissatisfaction with what you said, I have cirrhosis, just like iron. Iron, you know? You take it. "

Sure enough, flattery is a life-saving stunt. They shook their bangs and smiled obscenity.

"Be careful later, don't force these things. If the liver is hard, it means the liver is hard. I thought your bones were hard. "

From then on, I gave up the straightforward opening style. A successful man, please girls is never the first, life is.

Since I changed this prologue, the boys have stopped pestering me, but my deskmate has a different view.

Mei is a glib girl, because her teeth are tied with iron rings, so the bite force of her teeth is amazing. There's one more thing I need to explain. She is also a delicate girl with changeable moods.

I remember one time, she came to school with two cream cakes. Because she had just finished lunch, she was so sleepy that she couldn't open her eyes, but she could keep staring at the two cakes.

"Abang, do you think I will get fat if I eat so much?"

She patted me on the shoulder and looked at me charmingly. I can see that she asked me such a sensitive question, which shows that she trusts me and I can't let her down. So I got up the courage to help her answer. In fact, girls are afraid of being fat. After all, they are afraid that others will think badly of them. So if I follow her now, she will definitely be pointed at by others in the future, so I show my masculinity and let her recognize the reality early.

"You look down at your belly, almost fat into a pig. Are you really not forced to count? "

I think my answer is very friendly and sincere, and it is based on facts. And she called me an asshole. I really don't understand her.

So this time, she accused me of being so picky, and I decided not to have a conscience.

"Your elegance refers to quicksand, and my old age is a period of time. This sentence is more like telling our story. Even if I am old, there will still be a handful of quicksand in my palm. That is your elegance and my life. "

"What do you mean? Oh, you, why did you suddenly say such a thing? I am not as shameless as you! "

This seems to have angered May. She blushed and hung her head as if she were struggling. She raised her thick meat fist and hit me in the chest.

I was smothered by her, and my heart was very uncomfortable. In order to live a few more days, I had to change the script temporarily. Maybe she doesn't like this straightforward content, so I decided to say something humorous to save the situation.

"Well, you misunderstood May. I mean, you are light in my heart, as light as ashes. As long as I raise my hand, you can float away with the wind. "

Is that so? Is it humorous enough? But why am I lying on the ground? The iron fist, the powerful muffled voice, the child who can't afford to fall to the ground.

When I graduated from junior high school, I was impatient to see all my friends taking their girlfriends to the hotel. At this time, I will ask them for the skills of picking up girls. I asked them sincerely, but they laughed at them sincerely.

"You are single by strength, what skills are you learning?"

I am really confused when I hear this kind of evaluation. Am I really so confused? I always feel that those boys are afraid that I am too good and deliberately hit me. This kind of thing is quite reliable to ask girls, but after thinking about it, only May, the deskmate, can ask.

"Maybe! Tell me honestly and without prejudice, do I really not understand amorous feelings? "

May is a girl after all, and her opinions are somewhat professional.

"no!" Mei glanced at me, her mouth slightly upturned.

"I told you, right? I am still very humorous, right? "

I patted Mei on the shoulder with one hand and looked at him expectantly, hoping for further affirmation.

"Because there is no amorous feelings for you to solve, you smelly diaosi can't even solve the sling."

When she said this, Mei danced with joy and struck the table assiduously. Finally, she simply lay prone on the table, covering her head with one hand and her stomach with the other.

Is it really that funny? What do you mean, you can't even untie the sling? Are the two straps around her neck suspenders? How dare you laugh at me like that? Let me see what's connected under that pink belt. However, I didn't dare to touch those two belts after all.

"Don't be a coward! Prove it to her and pull her belt! "

A devil-like villain suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, feeling excited.

"Don't, don't, don't, one thousand is fishing law enforcement? Young people will not commit crimes with passion. "

An angelic villain also appeared, looking much kinder.

Just when I was in a dilemma, May suddenly stopped that tortured laughter and turned to look at me. Although the voice stopped, a smile still hung on her face.

"Well, I'm not kidding. I am serious. I don't know if you understand amorous feelings, but I know you are quite stupid. "

When I was in a hurry to refute, Mei's expression suddenly became serious.

"You don't rush to refute, are you trying to say that you are a literary youth? Maybe you are, but you are not in my eyes. There are a lot of words, and many actions are deliberately done for them, right? Is it to win the attention of others? This is really good, but it is not a long-term solution. "

When Mei said this, my hair stood on end and I felt a chill behind me. Eager to be understood, but afraid to be seen through. It is appropriate to describe a person like me. I really long for self-esteem, but I don't want others to see it.

"How do you know all this?"

"Because I like you, I understand your feelings, but I don't have your courage. I only dare to relieve this feeling by reading novels, at least you dare to tell others. They say you don't understand amorous feelings, but I don't think so. That kind of heartfelt resistance still exists, right? Even a familiar person, as long as he takes a step closer, will involuntarily resist, so it will make people feel that you are single. "

"Feel like me? I don't know what you mean. "

Although she is right, I just can't help making some stupid mistakes to avoid further negotiations, but is it seen through? I want to hide it again.

"I am a single-parent family, I told you, but maybe you forgot. Actually, I get no attention at home. Father went out early and came back late, thinking that everything would be fine if he threw me to school. In fact, if you stay in this atmosphere for a long time, people will become timid, refuse to associate with others, appear unsociable and out of place in school. "

Mei paused and suddenly looked a little sad.

"In fact, you are really brave. You always smile and chat with everyone. Sometimes when I look at you like this, I don't know whether I feel sorry for myself or love you. It's always inexplicable. Do you think it strange that two children from single-parent families have been sitting at the same table for three years, but they have never told each other these things? "

Seeing that Mei suddenly confided these things to me, my heart suddenly felt warm. It turns out that I am not the only alien, and there are others who feel the same way.

"So, you can go out now? I mean, this feeling is really bad, or I'd better get out as soon as possible. Actually, I'm not pretending. I really think it's good to chat with them. "

"Well, thank you for these three years. At least you gave me hope. Maybe I can get rid of this fear by my own efforts. However, we will graduate in a blink of an eye. I don't know if there will be people like you to take me in the future. "

What the hell? Is this the rhythm of confession? I was depressed before and thought it was rare to have such a deep chat with May, but when she said this, I was all excited.

"If nothing happens, we can still be in No.1 Middle School in high school. After all, only one or two schools are at the bottom. "

"There you go again! I am serious. By the way, can I ask you a question? "

May put her hands crossed on the table, and the whole person lay on her arms and looked at me sideways. How can I describe her eyes, rippling?

"Go ahead, I'll answer you according to the situation."

"Do you particularly like thin and beautiful girls?"

"I used to be."

"What about now?"

"I like you the way you are."

In that conversation, I felt that I no longer faced her with resistance. And she stopped laughing, but sipped her mouth and smiled. I understand her because people like us have longed for this day for a long time.