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On Jin Yong's novels
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The Legend of the Condor Heroes
Old version:
1, starting with a Song poem, explaining the situation at that time;
2. Qu Lingfeng appeared as a pile of bones;
Yang Guo's mother was raped by Yang Kang.
4. Qin Qin Nan and Guo Jing once had a love affair and deeply loved Guo Jing;
5. The author of Nine Shadows is Dharma, which is a wonderful martial arts book of Huang's "relying on becoming an art";
6. Guo Jing has a little red bird, also known as "blood bird";
7. There is a frog-clam war, and the iron palm gang kills people;
8. In Tieqiang Temple, a wooden roller killed Yang Kang with an iron bar and then committed suicide;
9. Ouyang Feng can live in the ice for three days;
10, Qiu Lian practiced "Five Poisons Palm" and soaked his hand with poison, so the palm strength contained poison;
1 1, Hong Qigong just started to teach Huang Rong's Swallow;
12, Huang's fame is definitely "falling into the palm of the British";
13, Duan Huangye's Daoism is "the first day's strength", while Wang Zhongyang's Juexue is "one yang finger";
Triple version:
1, with Zhang Shiwu's storytelling as the opening of this book;
2. Duoqu Lingfeng steals treasures and talks with Yang Guo;
3. Combine Qin Qin Nan and Mu Nianzi into one;
4. Completes the process of Huang Shang's writing "Jiuyin Zhen Jing";
5. Change Ouyang Feng's stay time in the ice to one hour;
6. Two episodes of Huang Rong Forcing Sedan Chair and Changling Encountering Rain were added.
7. Qiu's housekeeping skills have become "iron palm magic", and his hands are non-toxic;
New version of the century:
1, which expounds the origin and development of the original, first and second drafts of Jiuyin Zhen Jing;
2. The deep description of the ambiguous relationship between Huang and Mei Chaofeng:
3. Reasonably explain the potential power of "frog skill";
4. At the end of the book, Xiangyang City guarded by Guo Jing and Huang Rong became Qingzhou City;
5. Nine-Yin Claw, Heart-destroying Palm and Four-Battle Whip were once aboveboard martial arts in Zhen Jing, but this time they have become Huang Shang's devious martial arts.
6. Change "Nine Yin God Grabs" and "Four Wars Whips" into "Destroying God Grabs" and "White Python Whips";
7. Explain the nine yin. According to the Book of Changes, Yang is odd and Yin is even, so the highest state of Zhen Jing with nine Yin should be the compatibility of Yin and Yang, and the combination of rigidity and softness.
8. The "chapter" of Jiuyin Zhen Jing was changed to "chapter";
9. Chen Xuanfeng didn't engrave Jiuyin Zhenjing on his stomach;
10, at the end of the second volume of Jiuyin Zhen Jing, there is a line by Mei Chaofeng;
1 1. "Fish leaping into the Yuyuan Garden" and "Dragon Fight Wild" are both called "Or Leaping into the Yuan" and "Dragon Fight Wild";
12, a brief understanding of the process of Qiao Feng's changing the dragon's eighteen palms, the original "dragon wagging its tail" came from the "cover tiger's tail" of Xuzhu;
13, silly aunt appeared early (Guo Xiaotian Yang Tiexin era);
14, Ma Yu changed the method of "covering palm with three flowers" to "breaking palm with frost"
15, especially at the end of each chapter, more or less added some comments (mainly refuting some comments). For example, netizens talked about "talented women singing Yuanqu in the Song Dynasty", "Is it really true to keep sand in the palace", "How can there be Han generals in the Mongolian army" and so on.
1 6, which reasonably solved the age problem of Jing Rong.
The Return of the Condor Heroes
Old version:
1, Yang Guo was cut off by Guo Fu's left hand;
2. Yang Guo's mother is Qin;
3. There are three Hu Ling beside my aunt;
The big carving gave the country to Yang.
Triple version:
1, Yang Guo was cut off by his right hand;
2. Yang Guo's mother is Mu Nianci;
3. Yang Guo ate the snake gall of the serpent caught by the carving god.
New version of the century:
1, Yang Guo flirts with the little dragon girl more, and the little dragon girl is not as cold as ice;
2. Guo Xiang imagines herself as a Jackie Chan; And fantasize that if it is the first time to meet Yang Guo instead of Little Dragon Girl, then Yang Guo will definitely fall in love with her. There will be a plot of secretly "competing" with the little dragon girl in the future. Alas, the lovely fragrance has also become vulgar.
3. Guo Xiang sincerely worships King Jinlun as a teacher;
4. Change the Tibetan Golden Wheel King to the Mongolian Golden Wheel King.
My opinion: the little dragon girl is a bit tacky, no longer the enchanting little fairy before, but a real person who landed on earth. This does not conform to the image of a "cold girl" who has lived in an ancient tomb for a long time. The rewriting of Guo Xiang's experience is worthy of scrutiny.
Slay the dragon by leaning on heaven
Old version:
1, Zhao Min was originally Zhao Ming, and Yin Liting was Yin Henry;
2. There used to be a "jade-faced fire monkey" in Zhang Wuji;
3. Zhou Zhiruo is the daughter of Zoroastrianism subordinate Zhou, and finally became a nun.
Triple version:
1, the founder of Zoroastrianism, Yang Tiantian, changed to Yang Dingtian;
2. A Zhu's "A Thousand Spiders Without a Home" was renamed "Ten Poisons and a Thousand Spiders";
It seems that Zhou Zhiruo lives with Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min.
Century New Edition: Zhang Wuji even told Zhao Min his idea of marrying four beautiful women, which is not found in the second edition. The second edition only said that Zhang Wuji dreamed of marrying four beautiful women together.
Old version of Dragon: 1, Duan Yu's dream lover's name is Wang Yuyan; 2. Duan Yu's mother is Shu Baifeng; 3. Duan Yu's magical power is "Zhu Hu's magical power"; 4. The revival of Tianshan Mu Tong is "the world is the only one"; 5. The names of the four guards around Dali section are: Ling, Xiao Yucheng, Dong Sigui and Zhu; 6. Your Tan Zhi's name in the Beggars' Sect is Wang Xingtian; 7. What fascinates the beggars in the Xinglin of Xixia Yipintang is "red flowers and fragrant fog"; 8. At first, Zhong Ling had two snakes; 9. Zheluoxing once came to the Central Plains from Tianzhu in two pythons; 10, Duan Yu once used his "Zhu Clam Magic" and You's "ice silkworm Magic" in Xinglin, and it was difficult to win at the moment; 1 1. When he appeared, Mu Rongfu was at war with Ye Erniang.
Triple Edition: 1, Duan Yu's dream lover is named Wang Yuyan; 2. Duan Yu's mother is called Dao Baifeng; 3. The magic power that Duan Yu learned is "the magic power of the Northern Shadow"; 4. The revival of Mu Tong in Tianshan Mountain is "Eight Wastelands and Six Rivers are the only ones"; 5. The names of the four guards around Dali section are: Chu Wan Li, Gu Yucheng, Fu Sigui and Zhu; 6. Your Tan Zhi's name in the Beggars' Sect is Zhuang Juxian; 7. What fascinates the beggars in the Xinglin of Xixia Yipintang is the "sad and crisp breeze"; 8. At the beginning, there was a lightning mink in Zhong Ling; 9. Finally, the scene of sitting on a mound pretending to be an emperor and accepting a child's bow was added, accompanied by Bi.
New revision of the century: 1, Grandpa Wang Yuyan changed from five ducks to Ding Chunqiu; 2. Wang Yuyan in the palace is worried about his old age and youth. In order to keep his "immortal appearance" forever, he decided to practice Yan Yan with Ding Chunqiu, but unfortunately failed. Therefore, he returned to Duan Yu with no face, suggesting that he finally fell into the arms of Mu Rongfu; 3. Xu Zhu was embarrassed to rob Princess Xixia, so she gave Mei Lanzhuju to Duan Yu together with Princess Xixia's maid, and Mu He also lived in the palace, plus a bi, and eight beautiful women accompanied Duan Yu to live in the palace; 4. In order to conform to historical facts, Duan Yu finally became a monk; Qiao Feng changed the dragon's twenty-eight palms into eighteen palms.
The old version of Duke Lushan: Wei Xiaobao, which supplemented Chen Jinnan's secret, developed four pictures in the 42-chapter classic and put them together. His martial arts is not very low.
Triple Edition: Wei Xiaobao knows little about martial arts, but what he learns best is the "ever-changing" escape kung fu.
New Century Edition: A bunch of annoying age problems left by the second edition have been corrected: Princess Channing was the first to get pregnant. Will she be born later than Akasui and Su Quan? Even Wei Chunfang can't remember Wei Xiaobao's age, but on the winner-take-all island, when Gong Wei and his wife arranged their ages, they even knew the difference between a few days and a few months. Jin Yong changed it, which makes people angry! In addition, the more delicate feelings of the characters in the book are also supplemented. For example, Kangxi told Wei Xiaobao that Princess Channing must be a wife rather than a concubine; Shuang'er, who was resigned, once measured her affection with other ladies in her mind.
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