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What contemporary public schemes have you seen that can't be cracked?

It is not clear at present, but it has been known since ancient times. For example, in the early Western Han Dynasty, the emperor often enfeoffed his son as a vassal. Some governors have big fiefs and strong strength, and often have the heart of seeking jobs and usurping the throne. This threatened the stability of imperial power. In order to weaken the strength of various governors, during the reign of Han Jing,

Minister Chao Cuo suggested "cutting the vassals", that is, taking back the vassal's territory. As a result, this practice was strongly opposed by the governors. The princes of the Seven Kingdoms, led by Liu Bi, the prince of Wu, rebelled and transferred troops in the name of "Please punish Chao Cuo, in the name of sincere monarch". Later, although the rebellion was put down, the emperor was forced to execute Chao Cuo. Then, how to reduce the strength of the princes is still the biggest problem of the imperial dynasty. Until the period of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, Zhu proposed a genius plan to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty: Enzhi. According to the content, after the death of a vassal, apart from the eldest son's succession to the throne, other children can also divide part of the land of the kingdom to the vassal, which is under the jurisdiction of the county magistrate. Compared with "cutting vassals", the method of "Tu Enling" will be opposed by the eldest son of the vassal, but the interests of the vassal itself have not lost, not to mention the other children of the vassal have also benefited greatly. Therefore, once the "favor decree" is implemented, it can also weaken the strength of the princes. Even if the vassals knew that the emperor wanted to make his territory more dispersed and weaker, they could not object. Once the emperor resists, his backyard will catch fire, and other children except Di Zi will become ghosts of the imperial court. There is no way to rebel! During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, Mu Rongchui, the king of Wu in Qianyan, made great contributions, but was suspected by the Empress Dowager Qianyan. As a last resort, Mu Rongchui took his son Murong Ling and fled to Fu Jian, the former Qin Dynasty. Wang Meng, the prime minister of the former Qin dynasty, knew that he was not an idle generation, so he suggested that Fu Jian, the former Qin emperor, be removed. But Fu Jian was too honest to agree. Wang Meng failed to persuade many times, so he used the "golden knife plan", which is the first time in history. A little while later, Wang Meng went out to meet Hou Yan and asked Murong Ling, the son of Mu Rongchui, to lead the way. The night before he left, Wang Meng suddenly visited Mu Rongchui's home. Mu Rongchui, considering that his son is going to join the army and Wang Meng is the prime minister of North Korea, naturally dare not neglect, so he respectfully prepared drinks and food. At the banquet, after three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Wang Meng (turning around) said, "Why give it to me now?" Let me see something and think of some people. "Bribery has a vague meaning. Mu Rongchui has just arrived in the pre-Qin Dynasty, so there is nothing of value. So he untied the golden knife from his waist and gave it to Wang Meng. But I don't know that this move is in the middle of Wang Meng's trap! At the beginning of the army, Wang Meng bribed Jin, his follower, to take the golden knife to MuRongLing. After seeing Murong Ling, Jin immediately took out a golden knife and said that Fu Jian didn't trust Murong and his son. Wang Meng is sending someone to get rid of us. Now Mu Rongchui has escaped, so run away. Murong Ling regarded his father's golden knife as a token. Considering the situation in the DPRK at that time, there was no doubt. So, MuRongLing immediately tried to escape! Mu Rongchui heard that his son had escaped, and he couldn't stay any longer. But it was too late for him to escape. Wang Meng had sent someone to catch him. However, Fu Jian relented after all and generously pardoned Mu Rongchui! Wang Meng's plan succeeded, but it didn't kill Mu Rongchui. Later Wang Meng died young. Fu Jian, bewitched by Mu Rongchui, conquered the Eastern Jin Dynasty. In the Battle of Feishui, Mu Rongchui's 30,000-strong army deliberately balked and saved its strength. In the end, most of Fu Jian's 700,000 troops were completely annihilated, and only Mu Rongchui's 30,000 soldiers and horses were intact. It was with this 30,000-strong army that Mu Rongchui overthrew the former Qin Dynasty and established the Houyan regime! In the variety "Master Chef", Yu Tao, as a contestant, has been cooking with great care. However, at the age of 65,438+09, due to his inexperience, the dishes he cooked every time are not satisfactory. The three judges also criticized him many times, saying that he was fooling around and not serious! Cao Kefan's tutor even bluntly sarcastically said that Yu Tao's figure was too fat, and asked him face to face if Yu Tao was particularly fond of eating and greedy. The title of the last competition was "Nine turns to the large intestine". If the tutor's evaluation is low again, then Yu Tao will be eliminated directly. So, Yu Tao made a nine-turn large intestine with stuffing. He collected the remaining water in the process of boiling the large intestine into juice, extracted the essence, and then poured it on the nine-turn large intestine for cooking. Yu Tao said in his tutor's talk that in order to preserve the original flavor of the large intestine, he "deliberately" kept a part of it during the process of cleaning it. In this way, the pressure fell on the judges. If you don't eat Yu Tao's nine-turn large intestine, the judges can't eliminate Yu Tao; But if you eat it, you will play a prank on chubby! As a last resort, the instructors all tasted it. As a result, two of the three tutors spit it out directly, gnashing their teeth at Tao; The third chewed for a while and began to greet Yu Tao's parents. Finally, Yu Tao was eliminated. But he shouted at the audience: "It's worthwhile to come here!