The funniest homophonic copywriting in history (selected 6 sentences)

The funniest homophonic text in history

1. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me" and "Stop it, no one belongs to a fish".

2. One day, Little Bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. Little Bear said, You can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it without you.

3. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

4. I have to rely on threats to do anything that a good-looking girl can do with a little charm.

5. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, I ask if you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like ... like you said?"

6. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, I can't get anything off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

7. Today, I went to work in the fields and was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: It's hot in the ground.

8. Medusa petrified a general's wife. The general was angry: "How dare you petrify your wife!" Medusa: Hate … and lonely birds have sung their grief?

9. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said very grievance: "No, I am a crab!" "

1. You don't even reply to my message. Do you reply to Sichuan style pork?

11. I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turned out that oysters like mud.

12. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

13. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were riding together. There was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse quickly." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse quickly."

14. There was a pineapple who went to get a haircut. He sat for a long time and the barber refused to give him a haircut. He said, "Leave me alone." (Angry).

16. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

17. I'm so hungry, so I have to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help me export my hunger.

18. Do you have A Brief History of Time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

19. Don't love me. It's fruitless. I have many things to do and I still love to work.

2. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach says, "My name is Chu Yuxun, not my stomach." Part II of the funniest homophonic text in history

21. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that the steaming was boring.

22. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

23. Mother sparrow smells little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to tie today, baby?" Sparrow: "choo choo ~"

24. My uncle became fierce when he cut his head, because he became a vulture.

25. Do you know why Jackson Yee doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the store will be closed at night.

26. "A piece of glass ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say?" "What?" "Good night, I am broken."

27. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, "Jojo

28. Job's tears do what they want, and Ding does what he wants.

29. I didn't bring my book in class today. The teacher asked me where my book was. Yes, where did I lose?

3. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

31. I bought a steamed bun on the road, and when I went back to eat it, I couldn't stop crying. It turned out to be a quiet steamed bun!

32. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that there are not only dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

33. The fried egg fell in love with the poached egg. It took the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

34. Even I don't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?

35. It's so cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It says I must lie next to you, and then I realize that I love you because it's called Wo.

36. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

37. The coal doesn't catch fire, so it's coal fault.

38. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

39. If you can't find a mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai, and there is a word to prove it: the key can make milk, so I want to learn from Li Bai.

4. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks fluent English very well. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music! The funniest homophonic story in history

41. If Huang Ting can't find it, go find it-ah.

42. Nowadays, boys are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 5 girls. Did I say anything?

43. I think the dog in the country is so happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of being carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'

44. Why does my aunt never sweat, because she is afraid of leaving her aunt sweat?

45. You know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

46. You were admitted to Tsinghua, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes and sweet roasted sweet potatoes.

47. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

48. It's normal not to reply to the news. Have you seen any beautiful woman who is not busy?

49. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

5. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

51. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?

52. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

53. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

54. Crab and mussel took an exam together. Crab was found cheating, so the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. Crab said, "I copied mussels". The teacher said, "You are awesome"

55. The song "This is a little love song for fried eggs ~" sung by fried eggs.

56. I still hate you, just like.

57. I bought a dress today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

58. Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. Until autumn, the fruit tree didn't bear any fruit. Bear said disappointedly, "It didn't bear fruit."

59. Even I don't love it. So what do you love, Iqiyi?

6. Yongqi helped Emperor Ama to take a bath, and she actually rubbed out Ama mud.