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The unique and funny personality of the 2020 holiday. Tell me about Daquan. You have a good personality. You are not tall and have a bad personality.
You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.
One day your name will appear in my household registration book!
4. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!
Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
6. I love myself and have more opponents.
7. Being friends is important, because friends are more reliable than lovers.
8. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
9. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.
10. What's the feeling of math class? Do you know what it's like to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?
1 1. I think I'm not bad. You think I'm great. Do you want to try to love me?
12. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.
13. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.
14. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
15. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
16. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
17. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!
18. All the bubbles we blew have blowing in the wind and disappeared into our memory.
19. Your half-naked ass reveals your man's heart.
20.do you love me? Do you belong to me? You can have it when you are alive, and you can take it when you are dead?
22. True companionship can withstand ups and downs and can withstand dullness.
23. Come to the bowl! ! !
When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
25. There is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.
26. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.
27. When I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese and mathematics. As long as I gave a question, it was Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?
28.b I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. Why? B. the delivery is too slow. ....
29. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that the world has turned me into a bitch!
30. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.
3 1. Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?
32. I came into this world with no intention of going back alive.
33. Don't say I'm sensational enough, at least I didn't impress you.
I watched you walk on the stage with my own eyes, and I don't know if you want to make a fool of yourself.
When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.
36. Never, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This is bullshit!
37. We are still children, but June 1st no longer belongs to us.
38. Because of your expression, I got an appetite in anger and moved from the canteen to the toilet.
When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
4 1. Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It is better to go home and farm!
42. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.
43. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
44. Actually, I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.
45. I also scold myself for being naive!
46. What do you think of Fiona Fang?
47. Always young, always pretending, never knowing good or bad, always in tears.
48. Since I came to this world, I have no intention of going back alive.
49. The teacher said I was a troublemaker, so I won't go to school. Come on, you should think so. You are an asshole. What are the others?
50. Who says that men are stronger than women and have the ability to let men have a child?
5 1. I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.
52. I have been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.
53. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day!
54. Pretend to be normal in your mind and keep your eyes still.
If I see you again, I will say with a smile, long time no see.
56. The favorite thing in winter, besides hot pot, is the quilt. .....
I believe it's not easy to meet someone you like.
58. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid to wear Nike.
59. Drink the medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off the building with a small handkerchief.
60. Rogues are not terrible, but afraid of being educated.
6 1. I won't meet my net friends unless I change my monogamy.
62. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like.
63. Pain is everywhere. More lasting and sharper than pain, there are waiting with expectation everywhere.
64. Tear off the left face and stick it on the right face. The left face is shameless and the right face is double-skinned.
65. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like.
66. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.
67. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like.
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