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Some boys are narcissistic and funny sentences.
2. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
3. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!
4. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul. This view is not good.
Some people say I'm handsome, and I've been wondering who leaked the news all night.
6. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I was recognized by the *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
7. I am handsome, please don't look.
8. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.
9. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.
10. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.
1 1. Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.
12. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.
13. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will stop being so handsome and be ordinary.
14. I want to be a vegetable who doesn't hurt, itch, care, speak, pretend or abuse myself.
15. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.
16. When you want to give up, think about why you have persisted until now.
17. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think that when you press your TV, people will come out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.
19. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.
20. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.
Some boys are narcissistic and funny. Even my exam questions are like this: title: be the most handsome, a: don't do it, now it is, title: be the ugliest. Come out, a: don't do it, it won't look ugly anyway.
22. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
23. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.
24. When a woman stops urging you home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.
25. Handsome is just a word, but it makes me stick to it all my life.
26. It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.
27. Why? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?
28. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!
29. Now I like listening to music quietly, and then I miss you.
30. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.
3 1. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.
32. I want to give myself a kiss when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel down and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.
The farther away from you, the more I love you. Now I can't help asking myself whether I am looking forward to happiness or the process towards happiness.
34. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.
35. Do you know how to hurt a person? Is that people who work hard are kind to her. If she pulls out suddenly, she may stop crying.
36. Yes, I am that handsome.
I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.
38. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.
39. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.
40. A girl praised me for being thin today, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !
Brilliant and funny love words, sweet and funny.
1. In the sea of people, I can meet you and fall in love with you; Is the biggest dream in my life; Let me realize my dream; Let me engrave your shadow deeply in my heart, I can't forget it!
Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze that warms and melts my heart.
4. I really want to snuggle in your arms and feel your warmth; I really want to have your generous shoulders and feel your care; I really want to have your gentle words and feel your gentleness; I really want to have your gentle kiss and feel your honey; I really want to have your deepest hug and feel your love for me!
5. Because they only like that one person, because they only wait for that one person.
6. When I was young, I drank a glass of your wine. Now my temples are gray and I'm still drunk.
7. I have walked many roads, crossed many bridges, seen many clouds and drunk many kinds of wine, but I only loved one person at the right age.
8. I can give up a whole forest for a big tree, as long as that big tree belongs to me completely.
9. From passion to affection, from emotion to gratitude, from romance to being together. The longer I stay, the more reluctant I am to leave you. This is called love.
10. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!
1 1. If my existence brings you a little burden, you just need to breathe gently and I will float away with the wind, because love is not a burden.
12. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For living.
13. The brutal reality didn't make you and me turn around, holding hands all the way, caring for each other, understanding each other's preferences, listening to each other's voices, pleasing each other's laughter and soothing each other's wounds. All earthly things, the world of mortals have you, never leave. In the whirlpool of love, you and I are full of vicissitudes.
14. Someone asked me how many times I have been in love, and the answer was twice. Once he loved me, but I didn't love him. I used to love him, but he didn't love me. There will always be a good love next time.
15. Because of love, with fireworks, there is no emotion. With you, I am willing to be the infatuated spring breeze. Because of love, there is no longer a person, a curtain of rain, worried about the sadness of Jiangnan Road. Because of love, I have a face that worries about you and laughs for you. Then all this, after separation, disappeared.
16. My eyes and my heart follow your figure irreversibly, silently paying attention to everything about you. If you are happy, I will feel happy; You are sad, and my heart is sour and uncomfortable. No one knows all this, including you.
17. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Smile happily. You can cry if you want. Love when it is time to love. There is no need to suppress yourself.
18. I like every smile of yours, bright and naive. Your laughter always makes you feel happy and happy, nourishing the flowers in your heart. I know this is the power of love.
19. I always thought that we loved someone very much and would love him for life, and so on. Until the sea changes color, the sea dries up and the rocks break. When everyone tells us not to be stubborn, he is not as good as you think, but we would rather believe the fairy tales we weave for ourselves than what people around us say.
20. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!
2 1. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and it will be fine after the rain. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you.
22. If there is an afterlife, I will definitely love you. I hope I can see each other when I turn around! Instead of leaving in the opposite direction.
23. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.
24. The noise and light in the world and the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it is as warm as spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.
25. With you, I lost myself. Without you, I am so alive that I am lost again.
26. Youth comes once in a lifetime, the purpose is just to listen to the sound of flowers, see the silence of flowers, and then disperse.
27. Life, without eternal love and feelings without ending, always ends; People who can't get it will always forget it. Life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal. There is no hurdle in life, you can't just sit back and wait.
28. You can only try to get through it. In life, you won't give up easily. As long as you persist, you can complete an elegant turn and create eternal glory!
29. How long can you love someone? I've been thinking about this sentence in my heart. How long can you love someone? Is it a lifetime? Or for a moment? I don't know, because I am still in love, because I haven't forgotten.
30. When a love breaks up, there may be someone else waiting for you. Why not put aside everything in the past and try to accept a new relationship again? Maybe I love you too much, so I am scarred. Try to forget everything, give yourself a free sky and give yourself a reason to be free. Clinging to what you left behind will only aggravate the taste of missing, and will only make you lose your life in the downturn.
3 1. Snowflakes are flying outside the window. I suspect that's your footsteps. I looked up shyly. Outside the window, the wind is still flying, and the snow has drifted into my memory. So, I tell you, I really miss you!
32. I have had countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you.
You are the most important person in my life. No matter what kind of life you live, I will accompany you. No matter where you go, I will accompany you. You are the first man in my life and will be the last. You don't love me unless you don't want me. I don't want you unless you tell me yourself that I don't love you. Nothing can separate us unless you tell me these words yourself.
34. liking someone is painless. Loving someone may be a long pain, but the happiness you give me is also the greatest happiness in the world.
35. After watching you leave, I chose to bear loneliness and pain alone for a thousand years. Only in this way can you keep all your beauty in your mind. I don't care much about the pain under the bridge. For you, I'm just waiting for the tenth generation. It's just that I have been in love for thousands of years. How can I stand the pain of lovesickness?
36. Why do you choose to hurt when you care too much about someone? Use attacks to test the bottom line, and use injuries to woo! Can't go back to the past, helpless and willful, one heartbreak, two people!
37. I am eager to hold hands with you in the long river of time, never leave, and enjoy every bit of happiness. Keep an indifferent attitude and experience dull but real happiness in trivial matters of life. There is a kind of true love that will not change with the passage of time, nor will it be smoothed by tiny dust. Even if the prosperity fades, the mellow luster still flashes, and the precipitation is a smile that stands side by side with the wind and rain.
38. In the depths of time, staying together on the water side may be the happiness of you and me. In these watchful years, at both ends of the world, when your eyes are cakes floating from the branches and leaves, are you full of my figure? Just like I'm looking at you. My eyes are full of tears, looking at the distance and thinking about the unpredictable future time; I think you must be saying goodbye to me. There must be a parting in your eyes.
39. I had three heartbeats in the first half of my life. The first class was called by the teacher, the second time you stepped on the empty steps, and the third time you smiled at me.
40. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.
Talk about it humorously and interestingly.
1, I have an emotional cleanliness, and it is not so easy to get acquainted with me.
As long as you are my friend, I will always stand by your side, even if it is heinous.
I can only love you all my life, not for a while.
Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.
5, some things don't try to be brave, some people don't have to force.
6, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.
7. I don't think I like you at all because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.
8. Don't quibble, the fact is a fact that you will never change.
9. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is stupid.
10, actually, I didn't mean to grow taller, because I'm afraid of heights, and I'm afraid of growing too tall.
1 1. In the chemistry experiment class, the teacher said: all the students in the first row and the second row should go back.
120xx If you love me, don't give up. If you hate me, keep trying.
13. Compare these two fish, which one is handsome, and who wins will be tomorrow's dish.
14, if you are not happy to sleep, let him pass! It doesn't matter if you are sad, it's not good to hurt your stomach.
15, as long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.
16, describe our enmity in one sentence: we can hide from the first day, but we can't hide from the fifteenth.
17, what qualifications do you have to bully in my world?
18, I like you without any reason; Don't like you, everything is one reason.
19, nothing in your world will make you sad as long as your heart is enough.
20. There are so many things, but I am not worried at all, because I will drag on slowly.
2 1, looking back, she has become the person you love.
22. Good people may be bad people, and bad people are not necessarily good people.
23. No amount of commitment is worth being together in reality.
24. Since you chose me, why don't you know how to cherish it?
If it weren't for concern, I wouldn't mind your business.
I am angry for you because I love you. Who cares about other people's business?
27. Leave me and the world with your false promises.
28. The world is so big, I don't believe that no one loves me.
I only have one, just cherish it.
30. How stubborn and persistent I am in love with you.
3 1, stick to my fortress and never let you leave here easily.
No matter how indifferent a person is, there are times when he is sad, such as I love you.
You are not the person I love, why should I keep you in my heart?
34. It's not that you are my favorite person, nor that our feelings can last forever.
35, don't be so hypocritical to think that you love me the most, and finally you left me.
The Smurfs said to Avatar, "When I grow up, I will become you." .
37. I don't make noise or show off. I just quietly be myself.
38. Love it or not, my heart is here, and you have hurt me to pieces.
I love you. This is my choice. It is also your choice that you are willing to leave.
You can laugh or cry, but you will never give in to someone who doesn't love me.
Talking about super narcissistic, cute and funny personality
1. Cell phone vibration can hardly be heard at home, but it is especially like an earthquake at school. 2. I really envy you, being with the person you like, unlike me, being surrounded by people who like me.
From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
The oppressive snow is like a hungry wolf wandering in the wasteland, biting my flesh and blood.
5. How many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, just sleep with it.
It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no sex life at school.
7. People say I don't have IQ and EQ, so what? At least we have it.
8. A mutual agreement is just a ridiculous joke *
9. You say that the rich are witty and the poor are naive.
10. Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, learn to enjoy it, hehe.
1 1. You said you looked like something, and you were scared to take refuge in the Buddha.
12. Interpretation means covering up, covering up means dishonesty, and dishonesty means not cleaning up ~!
13. Every day at 3: 00100, Fan Fan will change rooms for a small banquet.
14. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a beautiful dream with fragrant contents all night, but I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it at all.
15. No matter how many tears I have, I can't keep your heart.
16. There is a river around the mountain, and I have your hug.
17. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I am finished. .
18. Burning incense is not necessarily _ The highest work is a monk or a panda.
19. I cut a bitter gourd today, and this product is smiling at me, which makes me unable to eat!
20. Stupid is too smart!
2 1. I didn't say I hate you, but if you get angry and I have water, I'll drink it in front of you.
The pain is only temporary, as long as you have enough courage to meet everything ahead.
23. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.
24. Can the beauty in "Jurassic" by Feng Jie be regarded as a classical beauty?
25. Why do children sound weak in wisdom?
26. The crowded streets masked my sadness.
27. Go to QQ every day. Have you considered the feeling of QQ?
28. Love, hate, pain and bitterness? Are you trying to ruin me? Is it okay? Is it okay? Are you qualified?
29. Don't scold a woman for having no money in her pocket. Money is king in this society. Without money, you are nothing.
30.MLM means that rabbits eat grass next to their nests.
3 1. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did it. You found someone to wait with.
32. Show the essence of dress B with a brilliant facade.
Some people wear perfume, but they can't hide the smell of scum.
34. Women are not decent, but decent because they are not attractive enough;
35. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?
36. Traffic basically depends on walking, and communication basically depends on shouting.
37. There are two things you don't have to miss the shit you pull out and the people you don't contact.
38. I turned around and saw that you had left.
39. The real vagrancy and wandering is that you have no place to go back.
When the petals are flying, please be my beautiful bride.
4 1. Or China people are nice to China people: Newton farted and dropped a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan ended up staying for three days.
42. There are so many people who love me, but no one says they want to marry me.
43. Brother, are you dressed in such fancy clothes to attract bees?
Once bitten, birds sing everywhere around me. (Teacher's comment: This is very meaningful. )
45. You said you were a limited edition, but I'm out of print.
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