Miscellaneous Talks on Southwest Shandong Dialect-Xia Baibai

The "Chinese Dictionary" explanation for "blind guy" is "Pinyin ? xiā bái huò, ? Nonsense." Different regional dialects have different expressions for "nonsense". For example, Northeast Mandarin expresses it as "blind talk", Hebei and Shandong Mandarin expresses it as "blind talk", Beijing Mandarin expresses it as "blind talk", etc. In some counties and cities in southwestern Shandong, "nonsense" is expressed as "blush in vain", and the word "bai" is pronounced as "bei", such as "Don't be blind in vain, this has no shadow, how can you make it true?" "Like."

The two "gentlemen" who have a higher level of "Blind Baibai" are Zhang Dakan from Shandong and Hu Kanzhuan from Shanxi in the book "Bragging". Hu Kan from Shanxi said in vain: "A bean seed in Shanxi is eight and a half kilograms, and an ear of millet is two feet and three feet; double tracks can be laid on leek leaves, and a large ship worth eight million can be packed in onion leaves; wheat bran shells can be used as baskets. , sorghum shells are used as earthen pots; watermelons must be cut with an axe, and cotton must be moved with a ladder; during the New Year, a piglet is killed, and the pig ears are two acres and three, a pig leg is given as a gift, and eight cars pull three Oh my god, there are only pig tails left, and the eight buildings are not finished..."; Zhang Dakan from Shandong said in vain: "In Shandong, there are sesame cakes on the tops of poplar trees, dried noodles on the tops of willow trees, and dried noodles on the tops of peach trees. Steamed buns are grown on the tops, dried rice is formed on the top of the persimmon tree, canned food is formed on the pear tree, biscuits are formed on the chun tree, candy canes are formed on the top of the jujube tree, cigarettes are formed on the top of the locust tree..." Most people can't achieve such a level of blindness. It has reached the point where it is expressed in the cross talk "Bragging" that "my upper lip touches the sky and my lower lip touches the ground."

The woods are big and there are all kinds of birds. As long as there are crowds, there will be blind people. Everyone listens to them in vain, but don't take it seriously. Seeing is believing, and hearing is false. Nowadays, some things and news on the Internet cannot be taken seriously. In order to "gain eyeballs", they are so blind that it is difficult to distinguish between true and false. It has reached the level of "seeing may not necessarily be true". I would like to advise those who are blind and vain to just tell jokes. They must have a "limit" and do not cross the "red line" and "bottom line" of the law.