Bug humorous sentences

1, in fact, it is enough to have two girlfriends, and one is willing to lend you money. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her, which is enough.

The years spent with you are the most precious time in my life. Let's hold hands and run to a farther distance.

You can cry heartily after being lovelorn. He is not worth it. Then hug each other tightly and give comfort, because they are girlfriends.

Today, my best friend asked me to help him find a portrait of his lover. I agreed. I thought he used it with her husband, but I didn't expect her to use it with my ex-boyfriend. It's really funny.

5, the blessing of the voice, deep friendship, please this stream carrying all this, when passing by your door to you. Wish you a happy holiday! !

No matter how long we meet again, you are still you, I am still me, and we are still close.

The latest remarks about girlfriends

7. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

8. Hold hands all the time when shopping, saying that you won't let go of each other's hands just because you are girlfriends.

9. Queqiao is the legend of the Galaxy, and you are the legend in my heart. Romantic fate is arranged by heaven, and love myth is the eternal future. Many miracles only exist if you believe in them. Dear, Happy Tanabata!

10, I have always had a wish to rent a room with my girlfriends, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together!

1 1, today is tanabata. I saw a couple on the road, walking through the middle with their girlfriends, singing happy parting.

12, eat hot pot on New Year's Day. 6. Be careful not to take too long. Don't eat too hot. Not too strong, 4. Pay attention to the proper collocation of vegetarian food, 5. No beer, and six. Eat some fruit to clear the intestines half an hour after supper.

13, whenever I need help, you are there.

14, the girls' day party is quite good, so you should come out and visit. Watch handsome guys eat delicious food and go shopping to buy clothes; Not for consumption and loitering, but for friendship; It is my honor to have you all my life, and a good sister is my life.

15, friends, please take good care of them and take care of them patiently. Don't let the years dry our souls. Let the rain and dew moisten life and let life bloom. Happy birthday and all the best.