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Duan Bo's "Chou Chou and Grandma" makes people feel so heavy
(Original)··"Chou Chou and Grandma"··Duan Bo's original narrative allegro
It has been rare since ancient times, it has been rare since ancient times,
In seventy years of life, there is no age. according to.
People say that Grandma Lin is blessed:
Her children are really filial,
Carrying big and small bags home.
She is so envious that she has no one to rely on. Old man,
he straightened his eyebrows and opened his mouth.
Does anyone know that Grandma Lin,
suffers from the same loneliness as other elders?
The two girls got married early,
the two sons each There is a home,
Grandma Lin guards the old house,
reminiscing about her wife,
is worried about her in her heart.
When the old man was alive,
the two often quarreled;
after the old man left,
they were two days apart. ,
If you have something to say, no one will say it.
If you are annoyed, who will explain it?
As long as you open your mouth,
Author: Aihonglou2005-11-21 00:16 Reply to this statement
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Everyone just avoids it,
Words are like wind blowing willows,
Who cares?
The tree has a lot of old roots,
The people have a lot of old talk,
The son has no time to talk to her,
The daughter finds it nagging,
The grandson frowned and said "hate",
My daughter-in-law heard it all.
Grandma Lin wanted to talk to someone,
she had to go around the street and cross Qiaodong.
Seventy and death are separated by paper,
It is too late to say anything,
Grandma Lin has many things on her mind,
only Can talk to cats and dogs.
The cat muttered after hearing it,
asked her for fish,
Grandma Lin took a piece of fish,
Put it in the cat's mouth,
The kitten is full,
and runs away without a trace.
The little dog’s tail is wagging,
Grandma Lin caught it,
Whether it likes it or not,
just say it La:
“When the old man was alive,
he raised pigeons and bees,
I also raised puppies,
Just like yours."
The little dog didn't speak,
stared at Grandma Lin's hand,
took the food in her hand,
p>
Run away with your tail between your legs.
Grandma is so disappointed,
I hope it will scold and say:
“I’m not afraid of you eating it,
Don’t leave in a hurry,
Even you think you are an old woman,
I have something to say and no one can tell me.”
The breeze passed by my ears,
Who is calling me. ?
It seems like the grandson calls grandma,
Or does it still happen in front of the children’s door?
Grandma Lin walked out of the door,
raised her head to search,
put her hand on the awning and looked into the distance,
there were countless people coming and going.
In front of the door and independent,
only looking forward to inquiries,
People come and go in a hurry,
Everyone is busy.
The old lady was so disappointed,
Yi Mendu muttered:
“The days are really long,
but the children and grandchildren will become cute;
The trees are divided into branches and families are divided,
It’s hard to hear the voices of children and grandchildren calling for mother.”
I can only see the wind shaking the trees,
Trees are more alive than people.
Grandma Lin walked over,
seeing it as if seeing a human being,
talked about her mood to the little tree,
tell me All the children in this family -
The eldest son is an official,
spends leisurely time in the city,
Author: Aihonglou 2005-11-21 00:17 Reply to this comment
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I also have more than 20 grandchildren,
I have been married for half a year.
The eldest son never forgets his roots,
visits his mother every year,
comes back once or twice a year,
full of gifts .
The eldest daughter is second in line,
marries to a neighboring town;
the children are already married,
life is hard.
Being dozens of miles apart,
I often comfort my mother.
My son is the third child,
lives next door to me,
every holiday,
delicious food is also delivered to my door.
Although the grandchildren are not close to each other,
Although the younger daughter-in-law dislikes me,
Mid-Autumn Festival, Chinese New Year,
Three generations of old and young Also reunited.
My little daughter is a caring person,
I live in the same village a lot.
He has a fiery temper,
Every time he goes home, he gets annoyed:
“You don’t listen to me,
Nothing Things are running all over the street;
If you get hit by a taxi,
Isn’t the trouble enough?”
She has a flower,
My belly is round and full.
I think I will give birth to a boy next year.
The old lady smiled and narrowed her eyes.
Children each have their own families,
who can always rely on each other?
Looking back at the four-walled relationship,
Why do you want to cry?
The older we live, the smaller we become.
I really want someone to take care of me.
I often remember sleeping in a cradle when I was a child.
My mother was rocking beside me. .
The more alive people are, the smaller they become.
I really want someone to make trouble.
I often remember playing with friends when I was young.
Like bees and butterflies dancing among flowers. .
The world is not as good as it was yesterday,
it always looks stale;
Looking at flowers is like paper,
listening to music is not sweet enough ,
It’s delicious and I often want to eat it,
It tastes ordinary.
The flowers are not as good as yesterday,
the scenery is not as good as before,
and the people are not as good as before,
look at the people with their faces turned to the sky.
People are old,
Clothes are new,
Nowadays, the clothes are tightly tied,
It is embarrassing to look at them .
People are old and good,
Clothes are new and fresh,
In the past, people often reconciled,
We called each other when we met. Call.
The world is getting worse.
People are not as good as before.
Although acquaintances open their mouths when they meet,
their voices are hidden in their hearts.
Playing tricks! The old lady is no stranger to you.
The bees and butterflies were flying,
Someone came alive,
the old lady followed it,
walked among the flowers .
Butterflies dance and bees form an array,
the green manure is red and beautiful,
the wild scenery is beautiful,
it gives me back my childhood.
Why do people grow old?
The vegetation is withered but still flourishing.
Why do people live only one life?
I am always lonely when I am old.
Author: Aihonglou2005-11-21 00:18 Reply to this statement
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Spring comes and the grass and trees are green, p>
You only have one life.
If the old man can return to youth,
the children and grandchildren will kiss him.
The old lady was upset,
suddenly she heard a "meow" sound,
could it be someone's cat meowing?
Or is it the squeak of a mouse?
The old lady listened carefully,
but her voice was so pitiful.
It doesn’t look like a cat and a mouse.
It sounds like a baby crying.
I turned under the tree and walked to the boulder.
Oh my God!
What a little boy!
When the old lady saw her suddenly,
her face was like chrysanthemum petals,
her eyebrows were like crane wings,
they spread out immediately.
"I said why I came,
So you are waiting for a companion?
You know I am ignored,
Just Crying and calling me?”
The child was just born,
its cheeks were covered with dirt,
thrown on the rocks and ignored,
He opened his mouth and cried endlessly.
The child is a little boy,
with a dark face and small eyes,
and even a little finger,
one of which is shorter.
Grandma Lin didn’t mind,
hugged her tightly,
walked slowly and asked passers-by,
Who can Raise?
The crowd is like a wall,
But no one wants it,
Because the child is ugly and disabled,
No one can like it .
Grandma Lin got angry:
"I'll take care of the old lady.
Why don't passers-by watch?
It's too boring to have free time. !”
When the child was brought home, the daughter-in-law said to her mother-in-law:
“It’s not like we don’t have any grandchildren,
I want a wild kid."
The younger daughter also said:
"What do you always do?
We still have to take care of you.
And add an oil bottle to hang it?"
Grandma Lin quickly replied:
"He is also a human being.
My parents give birth to health;
Just because the fate is lost on the roadside,
No one cares about it?”
The son said:
“You said you have too much. Disgusting,
There are always millions of people in the world,
Why do you show your kindness?"
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The old lady was angry,
she also spoke big words:
"Little The child looks ugly, but he is a manly man.
Even though he is disabled, he may become a high-ranking official in the future.
Wife, if you raise a cat,
the cat is as strong as a dog;
Girl, if you raise a dog,
it will be worth a thousand dollars.
This is just a puppy that I have raised.
Ask me to be your companion.
I don’t ask for much care from you.
As long as it’s like before.
”
The family could not defeat her,
Everything was just left to chance.
From then on, Grandma Lin had a companion,
The lonely little courtyard was full of laughter. .
Guaguai has no name at all,
and his children do not welcome him,
so he has to be named Grandma Sui Lin,
Chou Chou is his.
Rice, porridge and soup,
Feed Chou Chou meat and fat;
Once the eldest son came home,
As usual when seeing mom,
Grandma Lin just said she was old,
she wanted to drink milk powder to make her strong.
As soon as the eldest son heard about it, he went to buy it. ,
I bought several large packages of milk powder.
The exquisite milk powder is of high quality.
Dian Dian fed the ugly baby.
My daughter-in-law. Unhappy to see:
“It’s not that good for my grandson. "
Grandma Lin, don't care about her,
smilingly talking to Chou Chou:
"Although I picked you up,
Also my little grandson. ”
Chou Chou sleeps in a cradle,
his eyes blink and his mouth opens,
he squeaks and wants to talk,
his little face also
Grandma was happy:
“Who said Chou Chou?
Birds and butterflies,
are shy to see you.
Oh, my little dear,
Smile again for grandma to see. ”
The small yard is quiet,
warm and full of love,
the puppy sleeps at the feet,
the kitten lies on its legs
There are even clowns,
Sleeping quietly in the cradle
Snoring softly,
Grandma smiles sweetly.
It’s hard to be old,
The old and the young enjoy each other endlessly.
Children poop and urinate a lot,
Grandma is hard to do anything about. ,
I have no choice but to please my daughter-in-law,
Flattery is like singing:
“Auntie, you are the most virtuous,
Respectful and compassionate Little one,
Chou Chou will grow up in the future,
Can I not serve you?
If you want to become an official,
you can choose between the popular and spicy drinks. "
The daughter-in-law curled her lips,
smiled and replied:
"I'll help you if you need help,
Why bother with fancy words?
Just think of it as something I owed you in my previous life.
It’s just that I worked hard in my life. ”
Children have many things to do,
the neighbors also help when they have time;
a radish and a garlic,
send it to grandma’s house Come.
The clown, the little Miao Miao,
the sesame seeds are getting higher and higher,
can speak in a blink of an eye,
can still Running all over the ground
The clowns and little seedlings,
The sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher,
In the blink of an eye, there are six springs and autumns,
I can also help grandma take care of her.
Grandma Lin’s birthday,
Three generations are happy together,
The children prepare wine and food at home,
The eldest son drove thousands of miles back;
The eldest daughter prepared gifts of wine and meat,
The younger daughter gave her a new suit as gifts,
The younger daughter also came.
p>Same age and height as Chou Chou;
A suit of clothes, a few hundred yuan,
Holding an electronic gun in his hand,
Looking at people, Hold your little head up,
Awesome! Chou Chou was envious:
“It’s so beautiful! It really works!
Is it okay to let me touch it? "
"No way!
Ugly monster, please go away,
If you want to touch me, use your feet! ”
Touch him and run away.
Chou Chou will be kicked in the butt.
Who knows that Chou Chou will not give in?
The two babies twisted away.
Unexpectedly, my little aunt was so angry that she slapped Chou Chou on the face:
“You wild kid, what are you doing?
Dare to bully my little baby?"
Chou Chou fell to the ground,
I was frightened,
I didn’t dare to cry or speak.
Both eyes stared.
Grandma Lin came over and
helped him aside:
“Be careful, little darling,
get up quickly. .
The aunts are all guests,
Why bother to make them unhappy?
Don’t bump into each other in a crowded place,
And Go aside and play by yourself."
You clown is so good,
Hide aside and don't come out.
The little cousin is a star,
with red envelopes and snacks in his arms,
a clown, standing aside,
tearing off his clothes Envy fish love.
Grandma took out some snacks and secretly stuffed them into his arms:
“Don’t be envious, don’t be sad,
Grandma loves you the most in her heart.
There are plenty of snacks and fruits.
They will all be yours after they leave. ”
You are so happy.
>I am happy to have a candy:
Only grandma is good in the world,
A child with milk is a treasure.
The tea cups are ringing and the wine glasses are fragrant.
The hall is full of congratulators from all directions.
The birthday banquet is laughing and noisy.
Congratulations to Grandma Lin Longevity without borders.
The tea cups are ringing and the wine glasses are fragrant.
Congratulators from all over the world praise each other:
Both sons and daughters are filial,
The birthday star is also a blessed star. !
Zhuya persuades people to drink frequently,
Guests drink with respect,
Grandma Lin is so happy,
Drink a few more glasses.
Who knew that drinking too much would be bad?
Grandma Lin could not speak or walk.
Her mouth was crooked and she had a stroke.
Hooray The whole family is very busy.
After two months in the hospital,
Grandma improved;
Served tea and medicine,
Chou Chou was by her side.
When my aunt visited grandma,
called Chou Chou beside her:
"Grandma is tired of you.
You want more "Take care of him"
Auntie came over,
pointed at Chou Chou and said:
"I love him more than my own grandson,
take care of him." Grandma should be. "
People's temperaments change as they get older, and sick people are annoying.
A chronic illness without a filial son,
A chronically ill wife is also frowned upon;
The children find excuses to hide,
the old man is alone.
Who can see the joy of a birthday?
The sickbed is lingering and painful.
Chou Chou is young, and
has a lot of sorrows.
Why is grandma like this?
I wish I could take her place.
Grandma's appearance has changed,
it is difficult to move her hands and feet,
she can't speak clearly and curses,
her hair and clothes are messy.
There is another trouble:
Poop and urine on the bed.
Chou Chou is young,
should shoulder the responsibilities of adults,
serve soup, medicine and rice,
but also Shit and urine.
How many times have I been busy in a day?
I am like a little camel and mule.
Chou Chou is single,
Grandma has a lot of things to do,
I want to sit down for a while,
lie down again after a while .
One night I needed to urinate,
Grandma wanted to get up,
Chou Chou couldn't help each other,
The old and the young fell in the room.
Chou Chou called his aunt,
Aunt complained to grandma:
“It’s hard to get good luck,
It’s so good.
There are three or four children in the family,
All the others are dead?
Live but not turn green,
Dead and never stop rooting;
My little daughter-in-law’s life is so bitter,
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It is laborious and tiring.
You have always been partial,
only loved your eldest daughter-in-law,
Now that you are always sick,
she has disappeared.
One more thing,
It makes people really angry.
How long will you feel pain for the son I gave birth to?
Not as good as a Chou Chou outsider.
Looking like this today,
is clearly retribution! ”
At this time when people are old,
only complaints are heard,
withered peaches and withered trees are rotten,
who knows Was the fruit sweet that day?
The little aunt walked into the house,
but was also shocked.
The mother-in-law was in the room,
He couldn't move,
his eyes were stunned,
he could only breathe
if he didn't get sent to the hospital quickly,
he would die. .
My family is originally poor,
I need money to be hospitalized,
It is better to call his brother and sister,
This will be easier to arrange. /p>
The eldest brother is thousands of miles away,
the eldest sister lives in the mountains,
the aunt called the second sister on the phone,
just listened to what the other party said:
"My mother is in her seventies or eighties.
The stroke will never happen again;
Spending money to send her to the hospital,
may she save her life?
I am even more disabled after getting better.
It is a waste of money.
I poop, urinate, and urinate on the bed.
Who can take care of it? ?
It’s better to let go and let God decide. "
The little aunt smiled and said:
"What I said makes sense,
every sentence is enough for me,
people are like this It would be better to go to heaven to suffer the consequences.
”
The daughter-in-law smiled in her heart:
My daughter is like this too;
It’s better to just let go and ignore it,
Why bother looking for trouble?
p>
No one cares,
Chou Chou is crying and mourning,
We must find the eldest aunt,
and cure grandma.
The little aunt thought to herself,
The eldest sister is docile,
If she has money,
she will do whatever she wants.
Now that Chou Chou said this,
it would be better to fulfill his wish:
“My eldest aunt lives in a high mountain, and there is no phone call.
The wind is high and the moon is high in the middle of the night.
Do you dare to go into the mountains?
If there is no one to keep you company,
If you want to go, just go. ”
Chou Chou burst into tears,
Tell me I’m not afraid,
As long as grandma has someone to take her photo,
I will go there.
"Auntie, I want to call you back.
I will take care of grandma.
I'm afraid they'll all stay away,
Please leave me alone.
If you want to go, just go,
Don’t say it’s my intention,
This way, aunt can come back, and
grandma can be saved. ”
After the little aunt finished speaking,
The clown Chou ran towards the mountain.
Poor little boy,
The courage is really extraordinary.
The sky is dim and the night is cold,
The weak shadow of the orphan child climbs the deep mountains;
It is not that insects and beasts are not afraid,
Just for Grandma's life is worth a penny.
The wind is miserable, and there are many shadows.
There seem to be ghosts and gods in the deep mountains.
The six-year-old boy has a strong sense of filial piety,
Heaven and earth are the same. shed tears.
When we arrived at my aunt’s house,
something happened.
My eldest aunt is also ill.
The poor have no money left.
When Chou Chou heard this, he felt like the sky was falling.
He cried and ran home again.
Waiting for Chou Chou to return home,
fell exhausted in front of the hospital bed.
The little aunt pouted:
“I told you not to go!
It seems that grandma is feeling better,
I’m going home now "
The night was deep and the voices were quiet.
Chou Chou slept next to her grandma.
If you hear grandma making any noise,
you will wake up from your dream.
"Grandma, are you in pain?
Grandma, are you in pain?
If grandma wants anything,
talk to me."
Grandma always sheds tears,
Looking at this poor little one,
Always thinking that big trees can provide shade,
it only makes you tired Suffer hard.
Seeing grandma crying,
Chou Chou felt numb in her heart,
hurriedly wiped her tears from her sleeves,
asked grandma to say goodbye Sad:
"Grandma, please don't cry.
I'm afraid if you cry.
I'm afraid of grandma's body pain.
I'm even more afraid. Grandma is dead."
Grandma's mouth moved.
What did she say?
Others don’t understand Chou Chou,
She is comforting him.
Grandma said she would not leave.
Grandma said she would stay with Chou.
She would have to wait until Chou Chou grows up.
She would Let go.
Chou Chou sleeps sweetly and dreams sweetly,
Meng Nai’s body recovers.
Grandfather and grandson joined hands and arrived at a hundred gardens.
The flowers in the garden are like a scene,
Bees and butterflies are dancing gracefully,
Grandma smiled and picked the flowers and fruits,
called Chou Chou Belt go home.
Chou Chou is so happy,
I am so happy that I wake up from my dream.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was already bright.
Grandma was still sleeping soundly.
Chou Chou called Grandma:
"Grandma, what do you want to eat?
You can eat and drink.
You will be in good health. ”
Chou Chou kept shouting,
Grandma never responded,
A kind of panic surged in her heart,
she hurriedly asked her uncle Call.
Uncle came over,
Grandma has gone far.
There are always difficulties on the road of life,
She crossed this threshold.
The sky is in panic, the earth is miserable,
Chou Chou cried and called her grandma;
It is a happy event to be eighty years old,
Others There are no tear spots on the face.
The sky is panicked, the earth is miserable,
Chou Chou is crying and calling her grandma;
Who will cry in a pile of flesh and blood?
The wild goods are in tears.
The sound of firecrackers, the sound of firecrackers,
The sound of firecrackers hid grandma.
A layer of loess is isolated from the world.
From now on, who cares if Chou Chou calls the baby.
As soon as grandma died,
the old house was sold.
The house has a new owner,
Chou Chou is gone.
Chou Chou doesn’t know where to go?
Everyone is surprised.
On Qingming Festival every year,
Incense burns in front of Grandma Lin’s grave;
Not a son, not a grandson, not a relative,
This I don't know who did it.
Author: Aihonglou2005-11-21 00:22 Reply to this statement
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The test brought me to tears I couldn’t watch it for the first time after it was finished.
Who knew that I would read it carefully and carefully and be moved to the end? It’s such a simple writing style and it’s so reasonable. After reading it, I felt like I was there
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Well written
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So touching p>
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Well written p>
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Don't the author know the tragedy? Is it different from the effect of tragedy? The artistic quality is too ordinary
Author: 60.211.162.* 2005-11-24 19:05 Reply to this statement
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Wish to hear the good news!
I like hearing different voices.
I write with my heart, so I don’t pay attention to the pen and ink.
Daiyu in Dream of Red Mansions said: "When the meaning is true, the rest is not important." I followed suit and pursued a style that is true and simple.
Author: Aihonglou2005-11-24 19:31 Reply to this statement
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Haha... The Red Mansion is indeed Strong... the writing is so interesting...
Author: Yuhou Kongling 2005-11-24 19:45 Reply to this statement
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It’s so long!
Author: Feng Chen Rusty 2005-11-25 09:29 Reply to this statement
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