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Taiwan Province Province, your mother's 60th birthday! Tell you to go home for dinner

The future is bright, but there is no road.

Don't I earn money just to eat? Earn money, earn a meal, even have no time to eat, earn a P. (my colleague said)

If only your parents would take those 10 minutes out for a walk.

Love your country, love your family, love your sister, guard against thieves, guard against brothers ~

Dude … I swear to the lamp … I really smoked …

Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold.

If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

I sat on a stone 150 million years ago for an afternoon …

When I think, my left brain is flour and my right brain is water.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

Let the future come and the past pass.

Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve the plot.

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

Taiwan Province Province, your mother's 60th birthday! Tell you to go home for dinner!

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There is still no firewood to burn.

Even if the earth does not turn, we will continue to turn around the CPC Central Committee with President Hu as the center.

A thunderbolt hair bomb head.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Daughter, eat properly to lose weight!

I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to enter or leave my world.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle; The girl is full, or some flowers will be abducted.

You'd better not miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also has low wages.

60th birthday message

Congratulations on your birthday. Sixty years old is the beginning of a glorious stage of life. People, no matter what family they are born in, from babbling to toddler, should complete the socialization in the primary stage of life with the help of adults. As Jia Pingwa said, "When you are twenty, no, after forty, you will understand that you can't do a few things in this life. Everything you do is to find your place." What really deserves the scenery is the post-sixties. At this time, you get rid of the complicated affairs in your life, bid farewell to many troubles of scratching your head, read the books you want to read, do what you want to do, write what you want to write, and complete your unfinished dreams. People's life has really entered a new stage. Sixty years old is a sign of experience and a leisurely age. Jiang Zilong, a famous writer, once said, "People first understand life and learn everything in the process of aging." . After decades of ups and downs, decades of twists and turns, decades of conscientious practice and decades of tireless exploration, people have changed themselves from immature to mature, from thin to rich, from impetuous to generous, from utilitarian to generous. As a philosopher said, a person's life is like a river, a trickle in youth, crystal clear; When I was middle-aged, I ran into the canyon and the waves stopped the flying boat; When I am old, the rivers have entered the sea, the water surface is wide and sparkling, everything is inclusive, and the stars and the moon are everywhere. Life has entered a stage of looking at the quantity of things and the vast sky. I am good at getting along with people, getting along well with the environment and people, fading in and out, and things like clear water hibiscus are integrated with me. Sixty is the age to show your talents and knowledge. Rousseau, a French enlightenment thinker, said: "Youth is a period of increasing intelligence, and old age is a period of using intelligence." The years after the age of 60 have concentrated decades of wisdom, experience, knowledge and ability, so it should be the golden age of life. Let's take the age of 60 as a new starting point, re-plan our lives, create new glories and write a new chapter. Wish: In the year of sixty, Washington will be healthy, glowing and full of vitality! Children and grandchildren are full of happiness, food and clothing, and long life! Birthday message 2 1. You are my respected elder, and I will always thank you for your concern. Today, I celebrate your birthday and sincerely wish you happiness and longevity! Dear uncle, today is your first birthday after retirement. You have left the work that you have struggled for more than 30 years, and it is inevitable that you will be quiet inside. I suggest you communicate with old friends more, and you will have new feelings. Voltaire has a famous saying: all the splendor in the world is not as good as a bosom friend. 2. Today is your birthday. No matter how far apart we are, our blessings and thoughts for the younger generation will not be diluted by distance. I wish you a year of peace and happiness every day! The years are always getting shorter and shorter, and birthdays are always getting faster and faster. The time you can't stay brings you the perfection of your life, and the card you can stay brings me deep nostalgia. I sincerely hope that the blessings of the younger generation will bring you joy! You often say that the joy of life is like a deep spring. The deeper you dig, the more fun you will have. You are an old man who is constantly exploring the joy of life and an example of our life. I sincerely wish you live younger and younger in the joy of life! The years are getting shorter and shorter, and birthdays are getting faster and faster. The time you can't stay brings you the perfection of your life, and the card you can stay brings me deep nostalgia. I sincerely hope that the blessings of the younger generation will bring you joy! Your birthday reminds me of your thoughtfulness and everything you have done for me. I just hope I can repay the happiness you gave me. I wish you all the best and endless happiness! 6. You nurtured my soul and body with maternal love. Your milk is the source of my thinking, and your eyes are the hope of my life. My mother, I don't know how to repay you. Happy birthday! 7. Your birthday is the happiness and glory of the whole family. For a grandson, you have experienced so many ups and downs in life. I wish you, like Nanshan pine, live younger and younger! 8, heart, O thought, at first sight, V smelled, Ling heard, people arrived, reached out, scratched, talked, planed, got, time is up, your gift hasn't arrived yet, G only my blessing has arrived, warm congratulations on your birthday, I wish you a long and healthy life. 9. Today is a happy day. Today, after decades of hard work, children and grandchildren get together and enjoy family happiness. I wish you a long life and a bright future! 10, your birthday reminds me of your thoughtfulness and everything you have done for me. I just hope I can repay the happiness you gave me. I wish you all the best and endless happiness! 1 1, you have nurtured my soul and body with maternal love, your milk is the source of my thinking, and your eyes are tied with the hope of my life. My mother, I don't know how to repay you. Happy birthday! 12, although the weather is very cold, it can't stop my enthusiasm; Although the distance is far, it can't stop my thoughts; Your birthday is in the cold winter, so I will give you snowflakes as the most romantic gift. Happy birthday to you. 13, I weave the spring breeze into a warm blanket so that you can wrap your happiness around you. I weave the spring rain into a dream ribbon for you, winding happiness. I send you a spring full of blessings, keep beautiful! 14, the vicissitudes of the years are engraved on the face, and the eyes are full of strictness and kindness. Black spines are like mountains, a solid chest is as wide as a plateau, and shoulders provoke the sun and the moon. Dad, I, song for you, wish you a happy birthday. 15, He, persevering, built a home for his children; He, with an iron bone, holds up a sky for his children. When the children grow up, the father will become a lifelong concern. Today is your birthday. I wish all fathers in the world a long and healthy life! 16, send you a cornucopia, GBP, USD and RMB. I hope you can't spend it all, and send you a health package full of mental health and mental health. I wish you a healthy life, my friend, happy birthday. 17, the bottle hasn't been brushed yet. What's the work? Hang paper towels every day and help Bao wipe them at any time. My daughter-in-law has worked hard! Although children always learn to call their mother first, at least happy birthday will make you have fun! I am glad that today is your birthday. Honestly, I am a gift from God. I hope this gift is not too bad. I hope you like it especially. Happy birthday, dear! 19, happy birthday, come quietly and send my best wishes. I wish you good health in your later years and always be healthy. Second, I wish you a good mood and happiness every day. Third, I wish my children and grandchildren more filial piety and family happiness. Happy birthday to my father! 20. Your steady steps will always be in my eyes; Your warm reminder always rings in your ears; Your kind face is always seen in dreams; Your busy figure always reminds me. Today is your birthday. May you be happy and healthy forever! 2 1. My father is a mountain and I am a tree. It is mountains that raise trees. Mountain, deep and steady; The mountain stands tall and straight. Trees are always attached to mountains, trees are always grateful to mountains. Happy birthday, I wish my father health and safety! 22. Your steady steps will always be in my eyes; Your warm reminder always rings in your ears; Your kind face is always seen in dreams; Your busy figure always reminds me. Today is your birthday. May you be happy and healthy forever! 23, open the diary of time, you are in the most beautiful memories, I use blessings to break it for you as a mark, open the tunnel of time, you wait in the most beautiful room, I use blessings to wait for the meaning of happiness for you, happy birthday. 24, this day is particularly warm, the air is filled with intoxicating sweetness, and a birthday song sings my blessing. Your happiness every day is my greatest expectation. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness forever! 25, once happy, now aftertaste, once depressed, now memories, all the teaching, all the love, have become the past, stay in the heart of the father's love, the wind will always blend together, to love each other's father always rest assured you. 26. The thread in the hands of a loving mother makes clothes for her wayward son. She sews them carefully and sews them thoroughly. Mom, although you are getting old, your heart is still so beautiful and kind. Today is your 60th birthday. I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, longevity is better than Nanshan, and it is getting better and better. 27, Liu Fu butterfly dance Yan Shuanghuan, green mountains and green waters fall in love with beautiful women, dear mother, you have worked hard for us. Today is your 60th birthday. Please accept our deep gratitude and ardent love. I wish my mother good health and all the best. 28, life is sweet and intimate, and the days of the New Year are pleasant! Mom, although I have a family now, it is your love that gives me my soul and your hardship that educates me to grow up. Today is your birthday. Please accept my deep blessing. I wish you health and safety. 29. Try to enjoy life and celebrate your birthday happily. Dad, today is your 60th birthday. Thank you for your education. May your sweat turn into countless ice flowers and make you happy! Make you happy! Happy birthday to you. 30. Imagine you are in the distance, wearing soft blue and singing quietly. That song of blessing, my dear mother, you nurtured my soul and body with maternal love. Your milk is the source of my thinking. You are my favorite person. Happy 60th birthday. As the saying goes, as time goes by, people live longer and longer, and people get richer. When the calendar turned to August 14, XX, we both celebrated our mother's 66th birthday. Here, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all your relatives and friends for coming!

Let this starry sky light up your starry sky, let this spring breeze bathe your happiness, and your life will be different. Only happiness will accompany you, only a smooth future, friends and happy birthday.

There are no gorgeous words, no touching songs, no happy birthday parties, and no gifts you like. Only this short message sends my most sincere wishes, wishing you a happy birthday and happiness every day!

Time is like a brick and a tile, which constructs each of our lives. Happiness is like colorful, which decorates each of our lives. I wish you a warm and sweet life and a happy birthday.

You are the messenger of civilization, you are the model of sowing wisdom, you dedicated your youth to the three-foot platform, and you spilled your sweat on Jingjing campus. The inculcation of that year still reverberates in the ears today, which is enough to infiltrate the hearts of students all their lives. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

How high is the sky, how high is your stalwart; How wide the land is, how wide your mind is; How deep the sea is, how deep your feelings are; How strong the tea is, how strong your love is. Happy birthday to grandpa!

Today is my son's thirteenth birthday. In the past thirteen years, my children have given me too many surprises and touches. It can be said that I grew up with my son. I feel the same way about his little things, big things and small feelings. As a child's mother, I am proud of my son's healthy growth, and I am even more grateful for the care and support of my elders and friends. Today is not only the celebration of my son's thirteenth birthday, but also the Thanksgiving Day in our family. I wish xxx a happy birthday, good health and academic progress, and become a pillar of the country at an early date. I really appreciate it. I hope you can give him encouragement and support as always. There are thousands of words that can't express our feelings, which can be simply summed up in one sentence: eat, eat all the delicious food on the earth, and don't waste it; Drink, drink all the wine in the world, not really drunk. Horizontal batch: Eat and drink well, thank you!

Talking about tanning in summer: Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun.

1. The willows in the street look sick. The leaves hung with dust and rolled on the branches, and the branches did not move. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

If you say it's hot or not, let me stay indoors honestly during the day and don't want to go anywhere.

I just bought some eggs from the supermarket to go home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

4. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

5, the weather is hot and irritable, and the sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

6. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lori has become a "mature woman".

7. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

8. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. Really eager to unload the goods early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

9, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy in a while!

10, in the summer when we will eventually die of heat!

1 1, it is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

12, woke up in the morning and at noon. What about at night? I woke up several times last night. It's too hot.

13, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

14, special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation.

15, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

16, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun.

17, at noon, there was no cloud, the sun was burning overhead, there was no wind, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

18, Buffalo has been hiding in the pond for a long time. Its whole body is buried in the water, and only one head is exposed to breathe.

19, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

20. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

2 1, what hot weather! Get out of Africa. Black! It is best to stay indoors.

22. This heat can't stop!

23. Everything will be fine, right? Even though the weather is very hot, I still want to fill myself with a bowl of chicken soup.

24. It was terribly hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

I don't know about heat, but I cherish the long summer.

27. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

60th birthday greeting SMS

1, today is a happy day. Today, after 60 years of hard work, children and grandchildren get together and enjoy family happiness. I wish you a long life and a bright future! Warm congratulations on your birthday, send my love and a small gift. Take care!

3, life is impermanent, life is precious, the child's birthday, the mother's bitter day, today is a special day, both the mother's bitter day and the father's birthday. In my parents, I learned the meaning of life and saw the real light of life. The years are always getting shorter and shorter, and birthdays are always getting faster and faster. The time you can't stay will lead you to the perfection of your life, and let us not only be father and son, but also become King Kong brothers with the same life.

4, the moonlight is like wine, the willow spring breeze blows, and the peach blossoms have been in bloom for a long time. I don't know if I have seen it. Sickness is rare in the world, so don't walk around. Wash your hands if you have nothing to do. I wish you health and permanence!

5. Happy laughter-this is a reliable sign of mental health. I wish you happiness and laughter every day in the new year.

6. I wish Ruinian a bright future, and the Hai Xia of Yanglin Lake is full of sky, and the years pass by like water. Dear mom, today is your 60th birthday, and everything is changing. Only my love for you will never change. Happy birthday, mom.

7. Imagine you are in the distance, wearing gentle blue and singing quietly. That song of blessing, my dear mother, you nurtured my soul and body with maternal love, your milk is the source of my thinking, and you are my favorite person. Happy 60th birthday.

8. You have built a warm world for us with love. Bless you, my dear mother, happy birthday! Happiness is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than the South Mountain.

9. The thread in the hands of a loving mother makes clothes for her wayward son's body. She sews them carefully and thoroughly. Mom, although you are getting older, your heart is still so beautiful and kind. Today is your 60th birthday. I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, longevity is better than Nanshan, and it is getting better and better.

10, comfortable and quiet old age, a kind of rest, a kind of enjoyment, a supreme enjoyment! I wish you happiness and a long life.

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12, October, fetal weight, three students are rewarded lightly. One-foot-three baby, ten years and eight years' work. Mom, you raised me bit by bit. You raised me. I want to smooth the wrinkles on your forehead with my heart and blacken the white hair on your head with my feelings. Mom wishes you a happy birthday and good health.

13, wrinkled face, thick hands, years have recorded your hard work, people miss your kindness; On this special day, I wish you happiness and longevity, and wish you health and happiness forever!

14, you are a frosty maple. You have experienced joys and sorrows, and you are more open-minded. I sincerely wish you to be an evergreen tree of life.

15, time flies, and in a blink of an eye, the elegant and beautiful aunt in our hearts has stepped into retirement. When your birthday comes, send my best wishes. May you be young and beautiful forever!

16, happy laughter-this is a reliable sign of mental health. I wish you happiness and laughter every day in the new year.

17, the fire always goes out, and people always have old age. Full head of flowers and hair is the testimony of mother's hard work, and the slightly curved back is the hard figure of mother ... the blessing is there every year, and the blessing is deep every year!

18, a happy mood and good health from it are the best capital for happiness. I wish you optimism and longevity!

19, bereavement of parents, giving birth to me. I didn't know my parents when I loved them. Today is your birthday, my dear mother, you taught me to say the first sentence, you raised me, and you are the person I care about most. Mom, I wish you a happy birthday and good health.

20, the mother said that the child was lying dry and the mother was wet. The mother's bitter son has not seen it yet, and the child's mother is uneasy. Mom, no matter how high and far your children fly, I will never forget my lovely home or the kindness of my parents. I wish my mother good health.

2 1, dream mother, you are my supreme sunshine, and I will always remember your kindness-I wish your mother good health and happiness on her birthday!

22. Here, first of all, on behalf of all my old classmates, friends and relatives, I would like to send my most sincere and warmest wishes to my mother. I wish * mother happiness as the East China Sea, longevity as the South Mountain, good health, happiness, always smiling, and a long life!

23. In your heart, there is a fountain of life that flows forever. I wish you a long life!

24. I hope you can enjoy relaxing happily in this day that belongs to you and make up for your hard work this year.

25. May you always be with Chaoyang and Spring, full of vitality like grass.

26, birthday candlelight swaying a season of flowers, each one is my blessing: Happy birthday!

May health and happiness surround you like the sun shines on the earth, and may luck and happiness float around you like the spring rain that moistens everything.

28. I wish you happiness, health and longevity in your old age.

29. At this time, I was thinking that happiness is nothing more than understanding my parents. I have gained this kind of happiness and never lost it. So on your birthday, I said thank you. I think the comfort of parents should be that their children understand their parents, so today, in commemoration of your birthday and mother's bitter days, I say to you: I'm sorry.

When I am sad, when I am depressed, my dear father always pays attention to me. Dad, your advice and encouragement helped me through the difficulties. Thank you for your help and understanding. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

3 1, Liu Fu butterfly dance Yan Shuanghuan, green mountains and green waters and beautiful women love each other, dear mother, you have worked hard for our brother and sister. Today is your 60th birthday, please accept our deep gratitude and ardent love. I wish my mother good health and all the best.

May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may your dreams today be sweet, and may your year be satisfactory!

33. Time flies and youth is not old. May happiness always accompany you.

34. The sunset glow is brilliant and beautiful, and people are in the golden autumn.

35. Although you are old, you work hard. May the tree of your life be evergreen, and may the water of your life flow forever.

36, comfortable and quiet old age, a kind of rest, a kind of enjoyment, a supreme enjoyment! I hope you are happy, healthy and safe every day!

37, such as the constant of the month, such as the rise of the day, such as the life of Nanshan, does not collapse. Just like the lush pine and cypress, there is no lack of success. Spring and autumn are changeable, and the years cycle. When the Spring Festival in Shen Jia came to us with light steps, we gathered together.

I can't thank you enough. When I was a teenager, you were our guide and cared about me. When I grow up, you are my supporter and encouragement. Time flies, and it's another year in a blink of an eye. Today, my relatives get together to celebrate my father's 60th birthday. I thank my parents for their constant protection. You are our source of information. Please allow me to fill this first glass of wine with my sister and my blessing. I wish you a long and healthy life and happiness forever. I sincerely wish you are getting younger and younger in the joy of life. Please put down your heart.

Let the beautiful morning glow, rosy clouds and sunset glow fly into your life together. This is my wish!

40, you are a big tree, sheltering us from the wind and rain; You are the sun, bringing light to our life. Dear father, I wish you a long and healthy life. Happy birthday!

4 1, the festival of youth is more affectionate, but when you get older, you will be emotional; It's useless, but just pray for wine and wine. Dad, today is your birthday. Daughter, I wish you a long life, happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain!

42. You nurtured my soul and body with maternal love. Your milk is the source of my thinking, and your eyes are the hope of my life. My mother, I don't know how to repay you. Happy birthday!

43. Try to enjoy life and celebrate your birthday happily. Dad, today is your 60th birthday. Thank you for your education. May your sweat turn into countless ice flowers and make you happy! Make you happy! Happy birthday to you.

44, add a white head in the morning, pomegranate is bright every year; Thousands of years of sages and fools are instantaneous, and several people are lost in several names. Dad, today is your birthday, your daughter. I wish you good health, all the best and a long life.

Your birthday reminds me of your thoughtfulness and everything you have done for me. I just hope I can repay the happiness you gave me. I wish you all the best and endless happiness!

46. May your life be filled with happiness, joy and endless happiness.

47. Happy birthday, Mom. I wish there were words to express our gratitude for your daily housework and help. May you be happy and healthy forever in the years to come!

48. Let all the happiness in the world be integrated into my songs to celebrate your birthday!

49. I love you, thank you, and I will continue to bless you, because you have done everything your mother can do. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

50. Pink roses and crimson roses are all good wishes. Mom, the hope of my life is always in your eyes. Today is your 60th birthday. I sincerely wish you, my mother, a happy birthday! Have a wonderful old age.

5 1. May the sunshine bless me deeply and the moonlight pray for me silently. When the stars twinkle, every star carries my wish: May the person who is reading the short message stay away from illness and the whole family be healthy and happy!

52. Life is longer than heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon share the same light.

53. The sky is high and the clouds are wide, and the rivers and lakes are stormy. Your children have grown up. How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? As Buddhists say, no one can replace one's own career, one's own life and one's own road. When your children walk by themselves, at this time, you have become their greatest backing, selfless support and firm encouragement.

54. Life is sweet and intimate. Have a happy New Year! Mom, although I have a family now, it is your love that gives me my soul and your hardship that educates me to grow up. Today is your birthday. Please accept my deep blessing. I wish you health and safety.

55. For us, the greatest happiness is to have parents who understand us. I have gained this happiness and never lost it, so on your birthday, I want to say thank you!

56. Flowers are similar every year. It is not a dream to wake up in a different year. The wrinkles between the eyebrows reappeared on your birthday. I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!