I don't have enough brains to talk about it.

1. Once upon a time, a child said that I wouldn't sleep if I was killed. Then he was killed.

2. I am very sad. I showed him my best side, but he saw the distant scenery.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

Only a dead skeleton with a twisted neck like a fetus looks like a broken lily to me.

5, keep missing, easy to live up to, unconsciously unfamiliar.

7. The telephone overdraft of 900,000 yuan is sentenced to life, and the person killed is sentenced to 3 years; ATM malicious withdrawal 1.7 million yuan was sentenced to life, and corruption of tens of millions was sentenced to 1 year.

8. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and all the mixed things are finally reunited.

9. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

10, "If only your parents had spent those ten minutes walking ..."

1 1 etc. The aftershock is like a girl in her first love and other lovers, afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

12. At that time, my girlfriend and I were looking up information and suddenly a window popped up. It is very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.

I can resist anything but temptation.

14, others say that I am naturally inspirational!

15, people always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

16, sorry to make you laugh.

17, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

18, there are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

19, the two most terrible sentences in the world, one is "I love you so much, why don't you love me?" Another sentence is "I did it for your own good."

20. Brother is not smoking, he is lonely!

2 1, don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

22. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

23. The whole youth is used to review youth, and the whole life is used to doubt life.

24. That's right, Mr. Zhang. You can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

25. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

26. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

27. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

28. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

29. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

30. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

3 1, if you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you do is not very innovative-woody. Allen

32. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

People in the past, don't be sad for my death. If I live, none of you will live.

34. Since SDB launched the intellectual advertising slogan "I just want to develop with you", people in the banking industry have compiled a more intellectual companion piece: "Everbright can't do it".

35. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

36. Dreams stay on the grassland. They often hung in the sky last month.

37. Love is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

38. This girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us. Secondly, you have no milk (green dam) gap. How do we communicate?

39. Ask for the saddest song? The best answer: "socialism is good"

40, "Sarah, you sing so well, I will definitely leave you in the top 10. But I voted for Yico Zeng, because you are so strong, you will definitely advance organically. "

4 1. I didn't believe in turning black and white and referring to a deer as a horse before. When I saw Yu and Lotus River, I believed it.

42. When I arrived at a temple, I realized that the monk said, "Donate some money, just 3,500 yuan." . Answer: I really don't have that much money with me. Maybe next time. The monk replied: you can swipe your card.

Funny QQ personality: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Brother's goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "he", and then they broke up and became "it" ...

Don't come to me for nothing, let alone everything!

The sky is gray and the night is boundless, and women pretend to be men and play hooligans.

Life: class is over ... school is over ... vacation ... graduation ... full mixing ... old ... regret ... dead.

Youth is rushing, and then falling down beautifully.

In fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

The great thing about news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

I'm not your raccoon. It's fun to play without you

You don't need too many close friends. Two are enough. One will lend you money and the other will attend your funeral.

I want to be your heart in the next life, at least you will die if I don't jump.

In the exam, I am going to write "Baidu once, you will know" on the paper, which makes the marking teacher very angry.

Recently, I have been poor and crazy, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread; If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat; If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times!

The saddest thing is not that men are fake, but that women are stupid.

Is there anyone who, like me, wants to go to school during the holidays and want to have a holiday when I go to school?

If I remember you in my next life, I will never be with you again.

I never tidy my room, because I am a beauty in a messy room.

Marriage trilogy: in the first year, men are talking and women are listening; The next year, women were talking and men were listening. In the third year, men and women talked together and neighbors listened.

My computer is old and pure. When it comes to colored topics, you can't stand the black screen.

Book me two tickets to heaven. I'm going to find Yue Lao.

You are as pure as milk. This milk is called Sanlu!

Smoking is better than women, because it only hurts the lungs, not the heart.

The art of meanness lies in meanness and in showing one's own style.

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

Funny QQ said: Sao soul is the real Sao in the bones.

Whoever dares to invade China again, we can only send it a sentence in Chinese: light the toilet (die).

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The deaf man was startled by a loud noise. The lame man flew, and the madman said, Oh, be reasonable.

Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, taking a walk and walking around to see who is not happy to bite.

Take off your heavy makeup, my grandmother looks better than you.

Looking for his whiteness vertically, I suddenly looked back, and the man was already in the marriage registration office.

Finally, I know why I want to lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them. .

I have to read Forbes Rich List every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

On the way to kill the dragon, I swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

If you treat me like a game, I'll kill you.

Dare to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets!

You are not cheap, mistress is here. Infertility. Are you two or two? Two is yes, no three no four.

Don't move. Don't run! These days, even pig manure is unreliable!

Experts advise not to sleep more than 24 hours a day! Just have a similar one, don't go too far!

You have shit on your head! Who dares to step on your head

Too many liars and not enough fools —— A classic joke

This time I crossed the mountains and the sea. I went for three years and five years and never came back.

"Joking every day, always stealing the camera, XXgy is full of news G points, and it is hard not to be lonely," said an expert of the hodgepodge.

Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love.

Tao of the environmental movement said: You can't just love, you must do it!

Sister, you will be enlightened one day. Come and see me first.

Without you, I will be more bring disgrace to oneself. Without me, you will trample on yourself. ...

These two days, my MSN is like a outspoken young cadre-either I can't get up anyway, or I finally got up, and then I fell down as soon as I fucking talked.

In fact, I have been suffering from blank agenda phobia for many years.

I don't work overtime. Ben didn't add me. I work overtime. Add me to the class.

A person's body is occupied by malignant parasites, and he can't kill them in various ways. At the same time, he found himself becoming as cruel and evil as a parasite. Finally, he killed himself and burned himself with what little reason he had. Not even parasites were left behind. This story is called "Remember a happy person".

Hold the fate by the throat, and hold the cow by the throat, otherwise, you hold the fate by the throat, and the cow will hold your throat.

Reject the transformer. Optimus Prime, a pure man with a thin waist and shining, has become a post-modern garbage. How sad is it? I loved the past and refused the present.

The past has passed, the future is always the future, and the present is always in the crotch.

Some comrades look at it from a distance, not a gourd, not a gourd. They float and take risks in the water. The leader said it was fish belly, and the masses said it was urine. Comrades bet by the river, looking around, no one saw a doorway. ...

Caterpillars are similar to maggots, but butterflies are different from flies.

With a large population, I plan to ban coke and drink syrup instead.

Buy good things with reasonable prices, not inferior things with low prices.

Too many liars make not enough fools.

I want to understand one big thing: Ximen Qing may not be the one who can marry Pan Jinlian.

A girl named "treat the rider as a rider" asked me on MSN: Is it ok tonight?

In a demolished bar, hold a nonexistent performance and sing a song that has never been written to commemorate a dead person.

More and more people think that commercial films are better than art films, and TV plays are better than movies.

I just saw a sentence on the cat flutter: reality is so realistic, why should it be so realistic?

I heard that Bao is going out of Beijing, and she is busy with the East Palace and the West Palace. Empress in the East Palace bakes cakes, while empress in the West Palace peels green onions.

Travel here to relieve boredom. Looking at the mountains from afar, a pot of steamed bread.

Life is worse than death, be a bosom friend.

Let your personality shine on your forehead.

Natural and man-made disasters are always competing to see who will win the future of the motherland.

Well, my favorite movie star plays Fight Club. He is not sloppy or tired.

I thought it would be a tragedy, but it turned out to be a farce

On the issue of love, we should serve others with virtue.

Talk about a self-deprecating copy that describes yourself as brainless?

A self-deprecating copy that describes that you don't have enough brains. Talk about a 1. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

2. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?

Even if it's a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

4. Flowers bloom like clouds, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

5. Men are dumped, and the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6. There are pits everywhere.

7. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.

8. A hero has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a flower branch.

9. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

10. Everyone says I am poor-looking, but my mother is rare. My mother said that when I was a child, she took me to the park to play. Many old people gathered around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up!

1 1. When we taste this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress a few times more, if I have enough courage to tell him ... how happy it would be.

12. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think that I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

13. If there is providence in love, nothing can separate us. No matter how rough it is, as long as we are happy, I want to wait for you in the afterlife. Happy birthday, dear!

14. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

15. What is love for all beings? I think I just need to take care of myself first and not hurt others.

16. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

17. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.

18. My Excellence has not made me conceited, let alone arrogant because of my greatness. I thought it was the only way to make a girl have a crush on me, but I haven't had any signs or clues so far.

19. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

20. Inner desolation and despair cannot be leveled by time.

I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental, and I really don't know how to make it up.

22. Don't be too nice to me. I'm afraid you'll warm up first and then cool down.

If you don't receive any news from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas, please don't doubt our friendship. I'm just poor.

24. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

25. Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, and the whole world is turbid and I wake up alone!

I don't want to study for 30 days a month.

27. After all we have experienced, all that remains is pain.

28. One of the worst moments in life is that after watching a wonderful movie, the screen turns black and you return to ordinary and boring real life.

29. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

30. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

3 1. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

32. Pop songs are everyone's favorite, but you have to rock, which is a painful belief; You love to play ice hockey, but the people around you only know football, which is a painful belief; Everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and see the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. -Embrace David's Life by Imagination.

33. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

35. I don't even know how to laugh. Who are you to cry? -Feng

Why should I blame myself again and again before you start school?

37. A dazzling city is just like your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

38. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is an entertainment toy.

39. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you call it my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's like a military coat!

40. Hiding in a small building has become one's own unity. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!

Self-deprecating copywriting with insufficient brains. Talk about the third article: 4 1. Live well, every day there is a new blow.

42. Humble vows can always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.

43. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

45. I love you for a whole period of time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

46. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

47. If you don't want to, don't mind. If you get it, you lose it. If someone goes, someone will come.

48. The heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.

49. It's no use being handsome before the law.

50. This is the last time I cry and laugh.

5 1. A sentence that makes people feel distressed, beautiful and sad, has a feeling more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.

52. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

If no one loves us, we won't love ourselves anymore.

54. There are dark clouds in my heart. Even if I die in the sun, the sun will not shine, and the dark clouds will scatter sad songs and joy! Thank you for blaming yourself. I'm sorry for my dear self!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

56. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

57. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?

58. You have an arrow through your heart, and you are in pain. This is only your own business. Others may sympathize and lament, but they will never know where your wound is festering.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

60. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.