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Drink and talk about simple temperament. What is a word?

First, porridge in the morning can fill your stomach, and wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach.

Second, I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim!

Third, I have a story, that is, it is better to be drunk than to spend a long night.

Fourth, if a bottle of wine can make me swallow all the sadness of this year, then I will do it first.

5. Wine won't deceive people, but it will hurt people.

6. I am lonely and energetic. Would you like to go with me? Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom!

7. Drink the wine you don't want to drink first, and those who don't want to see it are greeted with smiles.

Eight, I hope you have endless wine in your dream, and you can live this drunken life when you wake up.

Nine, drunkenness is the minimum respect for drinking!

Ten, hate the taste of wine, but like the feeling of being drunk.

1 1. If you don't drink on Saturday, your life will be wasted.

Twelve, don't drink, or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk is too sober, either reminding people of old love or reminding people of old love.

Thirteen, the collapse of adults, all started with drinking.

Fourteen, wine in the stomach, things in the heart, it seems that there is always a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.

15. Drink to yourself a strong and bold poisoned wine. May your soul wander in this sinister world.

What I drink is not wine, but something that is hard to swallow.