A collection of 4 humorous sentences suitable for friends after tanning.

humorous sentences suitable for friends circle after tanning (Part I)

1. I went climbing yesterday and went back the same way halfway, because the sun was so sunny that I sweated after two steps, and my sunburned skin turned black in a few minutes

2. Nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will say you are an idiot if you get tanned.

3. My hair was asked where I played and why I got so tanned. And then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

on April 23rd, the temperature was 35 degrees, the sun was shining, and a one-day trip to Shuangma Mountain was held. The biggest gain is to meet a girl who loves to take pictures and her skin that has been tanned by N degrees.

5. everyone else basks in objects, food and travel, but I am better. In this hot sunny day? Suntanned

6. Being tanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white, which proves that I've been working and I haven't gone anywhere ...................................................................................................................................................... She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month, and even her teeth were tanned when she came back.

8. You, if you tan a little, no one will call you an "idiot"!

9. I can't get white, I'm going to get tanned … just because I lost my umbrella, I'm not willing to buy a new one.

1. The sun is so big that it didn't tan your brain.

11. I am very happy to go out to play, eat and ride a bike these days during the Dragon Boat Festival, and gain weight after tanning

12. It is often the case that I get fat before winter arrives, and I get tanned before summer arrives

13. Please don't tan me in the sun, please tan my parents' hair.

14. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

15. In spring, I miss you. Don't destroy the green when you are in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all the year round is a good friend.

16. The skin carefully protected is still tanned, and you can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in a water park.

17. Today, your tanned Hawaiian girl

18. I was tanned twice again

19. I saw you that day. You were sitting in the sun, so uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously: Keep your voice down. When I got tanned, no one would call me an idiot!

2. Adding a filter may make you look better if you tan yourself ... The key is to look thinner ... In fact, the sun is not symmetrical, and my arm is tanned a little ... Humorous sentences (part 2) suitable for my friends circle after tanning

21. Wearing short sleeves is too insecure, and I still feel tanned after wearing 5 times sun protection < p

23. Share a sad thing with my deskmate at night. I said that I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation in the first grade. She said that when she ate in the sixth grade, she became fat and never lost weight again. Then she said I had another sad thing. I was curious. She said that I didn't play basketball, so I was so short. Ah! What a painful realization! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

24. After beginning of autumn, the weather is still hot. Think about those suspenders and tube tops in the closet, and look at the skin that has been tanned several times. I can only sigh, and it seems that I can only wait until next spring ...

25. The tanned skin has become a steel skeleton, and my frozen hands are still clenching their fists and practicing martial arts. The speed of charging is transformed into a tiger descending from the mountain, and I am dressed in iron kung fu. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory. Those who encroach on our mountains and rivers will be punished far away. They will be the dragon in the sea and take the Hawk to show their domineering, destroy the enemy's morale and then plant a five-star red flag!

26. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a face polished by wind and frost. I don't have the power and wealth given by my family. I only have to fight for it by myself. I only know that my destiny depends on my own efforts. Forgive me for not having strong backing and power. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

27. Only when I am with you can I show my whiteness!

28. Come for a swim and get a tan.

29. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Come home, children! Otherwise, Grandfather Sun will tan your's little face. " Clouds in the sky, in various forms, are really people's good friends.

3. "The sun asks you to tan your parents' hair, not mine".

31. I thought I might get tanned again after playing in a fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today. I have no idea, so that's it.

32. The sun didn't make you red, just tanned

33. I was completely tanned and said I came back from the Philippines.

34. I really like basking in the sun. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

35. In this season without moral integrity, nothing new can move us. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

36. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get a tan again.

37. I get so tanned to secretly protect you.

38. A military parade, the chief walked by with his head held high, "Hello comrades", "Hello chief", "Comrades have worked hard", "Serving the people", "Comrades are tanned" and "Chief is darker"

39. It's not easy to take a taxi in this hot day, but fortunately I met two handsome guys and got off early. 1. The skin that is carefully protected is still tanned after a trip to the water park.

2. It's really sunny today. I'm going to get a tan.

3. Summer is suitable for revealing desires. Bare tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a process in which the world gradually fades and colors difficultly. Humans wrap themselves carefully and forget to run barefoot.

4. Whether it's cold or hot, it's stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful landscape of the city. I praise you!

5. I'm tanned before summer. . . Can't save the black. . . I got up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

6. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people, as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Come home, children!"! Otherwise, the sun will tan your little faces. Clouds in the sky, in various forms, are really people's good friends.

7. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

8. I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement that gets whiter and whiter as it gets hotter.

9. Hair and face are integrated.

1. The picture is really powerful ... you can get so white after tanning so much.

11. Please don't take them away, please tan my parents' white hair.

12. The latest favorite, Albin No.2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water once made me uncomfortable when I used it at first. I didn't know why I felt oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again after using it. After a month of running-in and laughing, I finally found out that his love would stabilize my skin, and I wouldn't get acne before menstruation. As for whitening, as long as you don't get tanned in summer.

13. Military training is a small sun, and getting tanned is not negotiable!

14. I thought if my skin was black, I wouldn't get tanned again. The truth is, I'm still very young.

15. When I go out this season, I can only get a tan. When will my white skin come back?

16. I think about summer vacation all the time, blow air conditioning, eat watermelon and catch up with drama, want to go out and play, but I'm afraid of the heat and don't want to get tanned, and I'm clamoring for losing weight and turning white all the time. This is probably lazy cancer.

17. In spring, I miss you. Don't destroy the green when you are in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all the year round is a good friend.

18. I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I threw a garbage downstairs and sprayed it with an umbrella. Or did I get sunburned? How can I struggle this year?

19. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

2. I hate summer because I get tanned. I like winter because I can hug my lover when I'm cold. Humorous sentence 2

21. My wife is a nag! She's always talking. Last year, she went to the seaside to recuperate for half a month. Guess what, even her teeth were tanned when she came back.

22. A boy, a kid! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder if it is white teeth lining his skin or the sun tanning his skin. He is thin, as if suffering from malnutrition.

23. Not only can't I get a tan this summer, but I have to cover up a little bit of heat. I will endure it, be thin, be healthy and be white.

24. I will attack Kasen when I see my tanned skin.

25. My sister came back from the seaside and got a special tan to set off my beauty. I was touched.

26. I wish I wouldn't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, I don't seem to get tanned at all when I go to work every day in the hot sun ... and I'm getting whiter for no reason ...

27. I backed into the warehouse today, and my skin was tanned ...

28. I just hope I don't gain weight and get tanned this summer.

29. Take a trip to the countryside, and tanning is more than just a lap.

3. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to get tanned, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of exposure to sunlight in infants and even children. Therefore, sun protection should start with dolls!

31. I thought I might get tanned after playing in a fish pond all day on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today. I have no idea, so that's it.

32. I was asked if LA is not hot and wears long sleeves ... It's so hot that the baby is just afraid of tanning.

33. The tanned skin in summer has begun to burst, which is disgusting ~

34. Elder sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even when the skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

35. The sun didn't make you red, just tanned

36. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

37. I don't allow any inch of my skin to get tanned

38. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard"

39. Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have any suitable nude colors, so I have to keep them for the winter.

4. I got another eight degrees tan. A collection of humorous sentences teased by friends after tanning (4 sentences)

A humorous sentence teased by friends after tanning

1. You, no one will call you an "idiot" after tanning a little!

2. you can only see my eyes at night.

3. In the Happy Valley, the playful sounds of tourists are wave after wave. I like summer because it is hot. Although the summer heat roasts the earth, it gives it the heat of living things. Although the hot sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass show its green posture like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

4. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning, but I'm afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel that my tonsils are inflamed again!

5. In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and get a tan, so no one will call me an idiot.

6. tanning twice in more than 2, steps. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

7. My body is really too easy to get tanned, isn't it? I can't see my arms and calves completely in summer. I am very active in sun protection. If my face is not black at all, my body is getting tanned.

8. Don't think that you are tanned. It can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

9. Longmen Escort Agency played a happy fish chase every day. Sister Na went on vacation. This camp is hopeless. After military training, she got tanned. After buying watermelons, she left in the summer.

1. Today, I backed into the warehouse, and my skin got tanned ...

11. I got tanned to secretly protect you.

12. It seems that there is a sunny future.

13. I've been tanned and become a local person. I'm very sad without a picture. My big white skin is not completely black! !

14. At the thought of getting a tan in summer, thousands of grass-mud horses float in my heart, which is simply galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! ...

15. I'm a little upset when school starts tomorrow. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

16. When I get together with foreigners, they ask me which country in Africa I come from in English.

17. Compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get tanned, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of exposure to sunlight in infants and even children. Therefore, sun protection should start with dolls!

18. July is coming to an end, and senior high school students will be officially welcomed! ! Don't want to take part in military training! ! ! ! Get a tan! ! ! !

19. I am playing with him in the big sun on the basketball court now. If I get tanned, I hope he will contribute to buy me whitening products. If