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1. The so-called good man means that he is not allowed to act cool to his wife, and is not allowed to make her jealous. He must give in when quarreling, and he must stand up even when he is beaten!

2. When I was in school, I always hoped to stop studying, but after graduation I realized that there is a kind of homework called overtime, a kind of self-study called learning, and a kind of score called wages.

3. I just saw a handsome guy, riding a big motorcycle with a roar, long hair, and big sunglasses, walking through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. That's so fast, so cool! Is it just a bit ugly when I was loaded into the ambulance?

4. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but turn my head when I hear people calling me handsome.

5. The mother-in-law gave this recipe to her daughter-in-law, with the intention of teaching her how to cook. As a result, the daughter-in-law was very shy and said to her mother-in-law: Mom, you are too polite. You are so tired every day and you still ask me to order food for me to eat. This is not appropriate!

6. When I went to the hospital and was waiting in line on a bench, I suddenly wanted to fart, but I was embarrassed in the crowd. So I took out my phone, opened Tom Cat, and farted at the loudest volume. Just when I was secretly glad that no one found out. A buddy behind me looked back at me and said: "Brother, what brand of smartphone are you using? I can smell the stench from the fart on the phone."

7. After dinner with my girlfriend in the evening , I said: "I'll wash the dishes later." She said: "Why are you talking to yourself so loudly?"

8. I did something speechless today and held a regular meeting of the unit. I accidentally fell asleep when I was in class. When I woke up, I saw the workshop director clapping his hands, so I clapped along with him. The colleague next to me told me that the director clapped because he wanted everyone to be quiet?

9. Send a message to the goddess. He never replied. When my brother heard about it, he asked him to come. Then he sent a message to the goddess: You are one of the three beauties in the school, but I only like you. In less than 30 seconds, the goddess replied: Who are the other two and why do you only like me?

10. Briefly introduce yourself. I have no quality, I am a bad gamer, my voice is ugly, I am slow to reply to messages, but I am good-looking.