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There are some innuendos in the circle of friends.
2. I will laugh to see how hypocritical you can be, without anger or anger.
I see, love without economic foundation is just an armchair strategist.
4. Don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe.
5. Three thousand prosperous, nine thousand desolate. I just feel cold and thin.
6. Put yourself in the right position, don't fart and don't take yourself too seriously.
7. No matter how warm the sun is, it can't warm people's hearts.
8. A poor and humble friend is often a lifelong confidant. Even if he has a successful career in the future, he will never forget these people.
When the poor God came in quietly, the false friendship was washed away from the window.
10. Time does not necessarily produce love, but it will definitely see through people's hearts.
1 1. Your kindness is like a candy to others. It's gone after eating it. On the contrary, your badness is like a scar to others. If you leave it, it will last forever. This is human nature.
12. In this treacherous world, if you don't calculate others, others will calculate you.
13. Don't always talk about your difficulties in front of others and expose your vulnerability, because all your difficulties are jokes to others.
14. I have tasted all the flavors in the world, and it is still light and beautiful; I have seen the prosperity of life, but it is still plain and true. Life can be complicated or simple, and the key lies in what kind of mentality we use to look at it. Plain is not terrible, what is terrible is wearing a mask and living in an illusory dream. Live a real life, live a simple life, what is right is right, what is wrong is wrong, love is love, hate is hate, laugh is crying, and it is not hypocritical or artificial.
15. If life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.
16. People's hearts are too fake and hypocritical, and everyone wears a mask of hypocrisy on their faces.
17. Those with bad brains can be donated as brain flowers.
18. When you really believe that everything will be fine, everything will be really fine.
19. There is a saying that people with high IQ have few friends, not because they are not sociable, but because they see through the selfishness and hypocrisy of human nature and disdain to spend time to maintain this so-called relationship. Do you think it makes sense? ?
20. If I had known this stumbling block, why didn't I know each other at the beginning?
2 1. Let your body cool, and it will be fine. A cold heart may not be cured.
22. Hehe, I regard her as a friend and she regards me as an imaginary opponent. It is enough that this kind of thing happens once. Wave after wave of turmoil, the whole person lives in hypocrisy, and this society is dark enough.
Everyone thought it would be forever far away, but in fact it might be short and you can't see it.
Even if you kneel in front of me again, I won't relent and forgive you. You are so hypocritical!
25. When you don't care about someone, the best attitude is to ignore them.
Although you are noisy every day, you always give me a shoulder to lean on.
27. If others can't see your hypocrisy, you are not hypocritical?
28. Mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask this moment; Open-minded people do not ask about the future.
Some people talk about things.
1. A person's life is an experience that needs to be experienced with heart; Some people will struggle with what they can't see clearly, and it will hurt when they see it clearly.
I didn't think too much, because I knew I wasn't that important to some people and things. I'm silent because there are some things we can't feel.
I meet some people and things every day, which seem normal, but these people and things slowly change me, just like ants gather sand to make a tower.
Some people want more things than they want, so I don't want them if they don't like them.
Time will not help us solve anything, it will only make some important people and things less important.
6. For some people, don't think about it when you leave; Some things, don't ask after the past.
7. There are always some people, no matter how much they like it, who need to forget it. There are always some things, no matter how nostalgic, who have to give up their lives, not only the past, but also the future. May you and I be well.
8. Sometimes I think of some people and things inexplicably, and then I feel sad for a long time inexplicably.
9. We all promised some people something, but now we can't remember it, not because we forgot it, but because the person who promised is no longer around.
10. Some people and things will be remembered in an instant, and the past will pass. Pain to the point of collapse, will be time into a slightly sweet memories.
1 1. The biggest advantage of traveling is that you suddenly get to know yourself and some people and things again while walking.
12. There are always some people and things that will be hidden in the corner of your heart, so that you will never forget them.
13. In fact, myopia is also quite good, and the left eye is hazy and the right eye is blurred. At least you don't have to see some people and things too clearly.
14. If time can't make us forget some people and things, what is the meaning of those lost time?
15. I often miss a period of high school recently. There are always pictures flashing in my mind, some people and some things.
16. It is always easy to think of some people and things in the middle of the night and see the life you have experienced.
17. Why are you crying? Just to polish my eyes and see some people, things and things better.
18. You can never escape from some people and things without crossing your heart. Death is just going from one vortex to another.
19. Some people and things, whether you like it or not, are slowly withdrawing from your life and your memory. I'm still here. Where are you?
20. In this life, people always have to experience some people and things to teach you to grow step by step.
2 1. Don't get lost because of some people or things. It's good to know. Looking back, who did God spare?
22. Every day is fresh, and there are always some people and things that refresh different aspects of our three views.
23. I once naively thought that if I treated anyone sincerely, I would get true friendship and true love. Later, I met some people and experienced some things before I realized that everything was just what I thought.
Life is sometimes hard, but you must go on. Some people have things that you don't want.
In fact, we are not reluctant to part with some people and things, but are afraid of losing those habits.
26. Sometimes some people need to wait patiently for something, but if they don't have to wait, don't waste their golden youth.
27. Some people can't say anything nice about something, but they can't forget it.
28. There will always be times when people and things need to be faced by themselves. What we have to do is to learn to grow up slowly in the process of being alone. May good luck accompany you and me!
29. Among all the regrets, there must be one thing, that is, forgetting some people and things in the past, whether happy or sad.
30. Some people, some things, broke into life, gained and lost, yesterday's sadness, today's happiness, joys and sorrows should be remembered.
29 beautiful love phrases
1, I folded my thoughts into a paper plane, floated across a lilac field and fell into your world.
If I lose you, I will lose the whole world.
If life is only the first time, I hope I am just a passer-by in your life.
I am drunk, drunk in my own dream. I am tired, and I am very tired.
I was still waiting for you in the same place, but you forgot that you had been there.
6. Memory is that I walked through the sea without you.
7. Break my heart. You did it better than anyone else.
8. You are my heart, and my feelings only beat for you.
9, the stars deviate from the predetermined trajectory, in order to illuminate the lake in the eyes of the lover, there is no fear of falling.
10, I thought I was translating my true joys and sorrows, but I was caught in your elaborate fantasy game.
1 1. Your heart is an island where I can't land. I can only watch you from the shore.
12, fill the cup of sorrow and drink the pain of missing. In my dream, I fell asleep with you in tears.
13, miss the gentleness of time, miss your face, and the past scenes emerge.
14, the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, face the wind and hold my eyes without blinking.
15, a person, walking quietly in the dark night, the cold wind at night is so bleak?
16, I got lost in your dream and didn't want to wake up.
17, countless compromises, in exchange for your opinion.
18, maybe after being drunk, I really don't have sober thoughts and sadness.
19, the melody you hummed turned into a poem, and I got lost in it.
20. I just gave up on you and didn't forget.
2 1, a pot of warm thoughts will make you indulge in my poems.
22. The hourglass of time precipitated the inescapable past. The hand of memory picks up the wound you gave, looking back, tears streaming down her face. ...
23. A flute in Qingyuan sounded leisurely, as if you were in the fog, waving goodbye.
24. I want to have invisible wings and escape from your memory. I want to have brave flowers in my heart, and I can face the night bravely.
25. I thought that as long as I tied my eyes, tears would not fall.
26. Every painful effort is the most precious gift.
27. The night occupies all the light, and you occupy all my thoughts.
I let you go because I love you. I have to leave you. Please forgive me. ...
29, the dead of night, emotional wounds, dull pain in rainy days. My heart is full of tears in the memory.
Classic quotations: some people, some things, some feelings
1, life, there will always be a lot of helplessness, only after suffering, will you know the sweetness; After the pain, you can understand the power; If you are stupid, you will grow up. In life, there are always some embarrassing gaps. Some people make you worry, but they can't be together. Some missed, let you miss, but regret for life. The best love is to be happy and still be loved. What makes people happy: someone loves, something to do and something to look forward to.
2. People are simple when they are young and complicated when they grow up; Poverty is simple, and breadth is complex; When you are down and out, it is simple, but when you are in power, it is complicated; Gentleman is simple, villain is complex; Simply look at yourself and look at others in a complicated way. The world is actually very simple, but people's hearts are very complicated. In fact, people's hearts are simple, but the distribution of benefits is very complicated. People are happy when they are simple, but few people are happy; Complex times are painful, but painful people are bustling.
For this world, time cannot be copied and life cannot be repeated. What has been done cannot be undone, and what has been said cannot be taken back. Everyone has his own style, good or bad. Without any thoughts and dreams, life will be too painful. Although this will put a lot of pressure on yourself, it will force him to be strong.
In this world, sometimes you smile at others, and sometimes you smile at yourself for others. Life is short, because it is short, it is precious. Beauty is because it is valuable. I just want to say here: please cherish every day of our lives, be loyal to your feelings and live happily. People should be content, and nothing can be complicated. When the mental load is heavy, they will complain. If you are simple, the world is simple for you.
5. Life is like a stage. You didn't know how great you were until the curtain call. People are happy not because they have more, but because they care less. Optimism comes from tolerance, from generosity, from understanding, from being at peace with the world. Life is not perfect. I figured it out, put it down and it will be perfect.
6, life, mountain trip, water trip, looking for happiness, it is better to be happy. Time is not a tide, and it is impossible to wash away all the stains. On the road of life, there are joy of success and pain of failure; There will be clear skies, rain and mud; There are birds and flowers, and there will be declining scenery. Experience has written the way forward and the process has laid the foundation for success.
7, eight flavors of life medicine first blindly: give up perfection, more relaxed; The second taste: facing reality, more comfortable; The third taste: appreciate yourself and be more confident; The fourth taste: make a good choice and be more calm; The fifth taste: looking for happiness and pursuing more; Sixth taste: be kind to others and love more; Seventh taste: believe in success and have more joy; Eighth taste: not afraid of failure, more perseverance.
8. You should have at least one piece of clothing to wear. Of all your abilities, at least one should be available. Not being able to do many things is not terrible. The terrible thing is that nothing can be done well. No matter whether you are loved or not, you should try to be a lovely person, without complaining, laughing or envious, shining in the sun and running in the wind and rain.
9. No one is perfect, and regret is the normal state of life. In this noisy world, we need a strong heart. People are the most prone to problems, absent-minded, so high. The most regrettable thing is that I understood it but didn't do it, but I didn't find what I often have around me. It is impossible to be accompanied by sunshine all the time, and it is impossible to be calm everywhere.
10, don't think you are too smart to fit in. Most people in the world like smart but not smart people. Some people are hated, not because they are smart enough to be envied, but probably because they are not smart enough. -Yan potato
1 1. Money is the money of the poor and the number of the rich! What you spend in your hand is money, but what you don't spend is just paper! Earn money for better consumption and better quality of life for yourself and your family! Put money first in life, and pay for health sooner or later! Life with money and leisure is the life everyone wants! However, when can I have money and leisure? -Liu Jian
12, life is an experience and an experience; Life is a feeling and an accumulation. Life has no answer, and life doesn't need an answer. When life is about to belong to you, you will find that life is just a process, no matter how complicated the process is, the final outcome is the same. Life focuses on the process, not the result.
13. A truly rational person must know how to solve difficult problems by emotional means. Note that it is not a solution, but a solution. Because he clearly knows that rational thinking has too many limitations, and people are spiritual animals and need to be influenced. When we were teenagers, we all felt lonely. Only a few people can share your secrets and only a few people can understand you.
14, the more people are afraid of losing face, the more they care about other people's opinions. The more you care about other people's opinions, the more you will ignore your own feelings. The more you ignore your feelings, the more you live like a puppet for others to see. The last step is to imprison your true self in the deep darkness. Losing ourselves is the root of our inability to find happiness and happiness, and it is also the root of all psychological problems.
15, not all smiles express joy, just as not all tears express sadness; Not all cheering people express praise, just as not all silence expresses negation; Not all obedience means piety, just as not all opposition means disgust; Not all success means success, just as not all setbacks mean misfortune. Not all partners are friends, just as not all opponents are enemies; Not all persistence means tenacity, just as not all giving up means cowardice.
16, another day passed, and time pushed the day to the night. When the light is on, the neon lights are flashing. In this city, many people are busy going home from work, and many people are busy with the next communication. Society divides our life into three or six categories, but we still have to move forward along the road of life. No one can escape the fate of self. Maybe you are not sociable and choose to live after work.
Generally speaking, men walk much faster than women. When men walk with ordinary female friends or other companions, they will not change their speed. However, when men walk with their favorite women, even if they don't hold hands, the walking speed of men will slow down, 7% slower than the average speed. So, go or not.
18 I used to think that with a computer, I started to write well, and with a pair of sports shoes, I started to run well ... so I dragged on day by day, because there was no computer and no good sports shoes, so I didn't start writing or exercising. Take the assumption that the premise has not been realized as the reason for not taking action. I think life should be, even if it is not complete, start at once and become what you want step by step.
19, nothing in life is done for others, and work is not done for the boss, but to make money for one's own long skills. Beauty is not for the other half, but for yourself. Love and friendship are paid by oneself, not for taking and exchanging. All efforts are your own choices, and all the honors, smiles and tears must be borne by yourself.
20. Whether a person lives happily or not depends on whether he can fall asleep or not, and whether he wants to wake up. Being able to fall asleep means peace of mind. I had a clear conscience before; I want to wake up and explain the beauty of my heart. Now is exactly what you want. Life is the happiness of these six words. -Ma De "When I Let Go of Myself"
2 1, people are simple when they are young and complex when they grow up; Poverty is simple, and breadth is complex; When you are down and out, it is simple, but when you are in power, it is complicated; Gentleman is simple, villain is complex; Simply look at yourself and look at others in a complicated way. The world is actually very simple, but the human heart is very complicated; In fact, people's hearts are simple, but the distribution of benefits is very complicated. People are happy when they are simple, but few people are happy.
22. I didn't think about setting goals before. I just calculate how much it costs to eat and wear warm clothes, and then think about how I can earn enough money to eat and wear warm clothes. Next, imagine the life you want most. If this method doesn't work, then you are assuming that you have 100 million yuan, what kind of life are you going to live now?
23. If a person is not free, it is because he does not want to be free; If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave; A person gives you too many excuses because he doesn't want to care. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; It's not lovers who can leave. Learn to regard disappointment as a harvest, because there is hope and there will be disappointment. In a calm day, leave some space for yourself, some time for each other, and some beauty for the distance.
24. Life is not an individual growing in isolation. Don't care too much about utility, gain and loss. Satisfied with the peace of the moment, holding the warmth of a ray of sunshine, walking silently in time and feeling the faint happiness contained in that ordinary trivial day. You will find that life is so peaceful, quiet, elegant and poetic.
25. If perfection equals correctness, a person's life is a life of constant mistakes and corrections; If someone fails, it is often because he always makes the same mistake; If someone is making progress, it is often because he can constantly correct his mistakes. Some people succeed only because they make fewer mistakes than others; If anyone has not made a mistake for many years, it may be because he has done nothing.
26. Life has given us two ways to live: every day is bitter, but the future will be easier and more comfortable every year; It's easier to muddle along every day, but the future will be more difficult year by year until it is overwhelmed by life. We all know to be the first, but why do so many people really do the second? Martin
27. My father lost a watch. He complained and rummaged everywhere, but he couldn't find it for a long time. When he went out, his son sneaked into the house and soon found the watch. Father asked: How did you find it? My son said, I just sat quietly, and soon I heard the tick, and then I went to look for my watch. Feeling: The more anxious you are, the less you can find what you want. Only when you calm down can you hear your inner voice.
28. In the long river of years, yesterday is out of date, today quietly disappears, and tomorrow will follow. Countless feelings have yellowed before they are bound into a book, and they have fallen into old paper. Reading them again is the memory of the years. Some people, some things, some feelings, are destined to meet at the next intersection, and should not be missed. They are collected in the title page.
29. Many things have been irretrievably lost when we really realize how precious and important they are. The more people go up, the heavier their hearts will be, and they will be stable after walking down the road. Life can be painful, but you should also know how to pursue happiness. Only a simple heart can fully appreciate the joy of life.
30. Life is impermanent, and peace of mind is the destination. Happiness is so beautiful, so gorgeous, those fleeting years, even if dried into stories, will always be quietly taken out to dry at a suitable time and place. Life can't hide loneliness, but feelings.
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