Jokes about Little Turtle (Short Story)

1. The tortoise crossed the river with a snake on its back. The snake was very afraid and said, "What if it falls, or I will wrap it around your neck." Walking to the center, a bird saw it and smiled: "The turtle stinks and wears a tie."

2. One day I went to the flower and bird market and saw a boss selling fish and a turtle. I asked my boss,' Boss, how long can this turtle live? The boss gave me a look and said,' Generally, it's not a big problem to keep a turtle and send it away for three generations. ''

The tortoise wants to eat zongzi on Dragon Boat Festival, and the snail is asked to buy zongzi. Two hours have passed, and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise is in a hurry and scolds, "I'll starve to death if I don't fucking come back!" " "At this moment, the snail's voice came from outside the door:" You fucking said I wouldn't go! " "

The lion and the tortoise are going to fight. Before the fight, the tortoise said to the lion, "Please tie up your hair before the fight!" " The lion said to the tortoise, "Then you should put your bag down, too."

The snake loves the tortoise deeply, but it is rejected when it expresses its love. The snake roared, "Why? Why is this? " The tortoise said timidly, "My mother said that even if you are poor, you can't afford a vest. Men are not good people. "