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When the west is cool, kneel down and beg for famous words and poems? Say one.

1, as long as the kung fu is deep, the pestle is ground into a needle.

2, the relatives are painful, and the enemies are quick. (Zhu Fu)

Only state officials are allowed to set fire, and people are not allowed to light lamps. (land travel)

4, break the casserole and ask the end. (Wu Changling)

5, mud and sand. (Officialdom in the sky)

6, the front door refuses the tiger, and the back door enters the wolf. (Zhao Xuehang)

7. The city gate caught fire, which affected the fish in the pool. (Du Bi)

8. Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha. (Ming, Peng Dayi)

9. This institution is so smart that it has missed Qingqing's life. (A Dream of Red Mansions)

10, the general trend of the world, long-term points will be combined, long-term points will be divided (Romance of the Three Kingdoms)

1 1, the son is a Zhongshan wolf, and he will be mad if he succeeds. (A Dream of Red Mansions)

12, build a long shed thousands of miles away, and all things must come to an end. (A Dream of Red Mansions)

13, spirit is not everything, but without it, you can't do anything.

14, the sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, family affairs, state affairs and what's going on in the world are all concerned. (Gu Xiancheng)