Excerpts from 30 humorous and incisive sentences

1, there are some things that we want to do out of curiosity, but we must never do it, because once we make a wrong step, it is difficult to turn back; There are some things that we want to do because we are curious, and we must do them. Perhaps curiosity will bring us unexpected glory and wealth.

2. Some things can be changed, so we must try our best to make them better; There are some things we can't change, but we can accept the facts frankly, at least we won't be tired.

3. Life doesn't matter, and it doesn't matter. Some people are alive but dead. For example, those rich people who have nothing but money spend all day in bars and dance halls. Some people are still alive although they are dead, such as Lei Feng and Ren Changxia, who have given their precious lives to the public. Although he is still alive, he lives in the hearts of billions of China people. Therefore, when you live a meaningful life, you have life; When you despair of life, there is no life.

Face, you can also play the bad COP, of course, you can also play the bad COP for a while and the bad COP for a while. You can play several roles, and the outcome is entirely up to you.

5. What is life? Is life a play, an adventure, a dream or an illusion? In fact, life is the process of Sisyphus pushing big stones to the top of the mountain again and again.

6. What would you do if tomorrow was the end of the world? I will hug the person I love the most until the last moment. Even if I die, I will have no regrets in my life. Enough!

7. If death can make a person understand one thing, why not reflect on it while he is alive?

8. You can be poor financially, but never spiritually.

9. You can have nothing, but you can never have nothing.

10, beautiful flowers are easy to fade, and beautiful love is easy to go far.

1 1. It may take only one day to love someone, but it may take a year or a lifetime to forget someone.

12, don't trade health for money just because you are young. When you get old, you will realize that money can't buy health.

13, if you still think you are young, you can still idle away your life, and you will eventually achieve nothing, so you are better off sighing.

14, if you want to go to heaven in one step, you will be shattered.

15 What is happiness? Some people think that happiness means owning a mansion and a famous car. Some people think that happiness means being with the person you love. Some people think that happiness means seeing sunshine every day. Some people think that living is happiness.

16, don't be depressed by yesterday's mistakes, as long as you do a good job today, you are the best!

17, it is not difficult to make a decision, but it is difficult to put it into action and stick to it.

18, giving up is also an option. Give up not because you are incompetent, but because you have a better choice. Sometimes, it takes more courage to give up than to persist.

19, don't live in the shadow of the past, treat every day as a new day in life, and life will be rich and colorful.

20. Give up on anyone and never give up on yourself!

2 1, how many times have I missed in my life, just like it rained last night, but I fell asleep.

22. Time is a thief. He came quietly, leaving heavy losses and opportunities.

23. If you can't wait patiently for success, you can only wait patiently for a lifetime of failure.

24. Victory is not to defeat the enemy, but to improve yourself. As long as we make progress by one percent every day, that's success.

25. The biggest gap between the poor and the rich lies not in money, but in ideas. The poor are poor because they don't want money to have children and make money. They will only cling to their own money and become a complete miser.

26. The success of successful people depends on strength and insight. People who fail fail because they are lucky at first, rather than looking at the essence through the phenomenon and then looking for a solution.

27. Don't be afraid to pick roses because you are afraid of being stung by them. Don't be afraid to ask for true love because you are afraid of being hurt by love.

When you miss me, my eyes are stars in the sky. When you miss me, my hand is the soft wind blowing around you; When I miss you, your smile is the golden moon in the night sky. When I miss you, your arms will always be spring.

29. The past has become history, and the future is unknown. We don't need to bemoan yesterday, nor do we need to worry about tomorrow. We must live in today, in the warehouse of the past and the future, in order to do today's things well and have hope tomorrow.

30. It is better to ask for Buddha than to ask for yourself. Don't do many things well in life, just do one big thing and do one big thing well. Work hard while you are young, don't be idle, grow old together and be heartbroken!

30 beautiful and incisive sentences

Time is the best therapist. No matter how many wounds, they will disappear on the skin and dissolve into the heart, becoming the most beautiful pattern on the ventricular wall.

Life is still like a glass of red wine. People who love life will taste endless beauty from it. Hold it in your hand and observe it carefully. There is a feeling of blood in its dark red, which is the trace of life; Take a sip and leave it in your mouth. There is a hint of bitterness in its sweetness, which is as complicated and confusing as life. Take a sip, and the lingering fragrance is refreshing and beneficial for life.

If there is an afterlife, be a tree. Always stand, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half is peaceful in the soil and half is flying in the wind. Half in the shade and half in the sun. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never looking for.

Everyone makes mistakes. If you love someone deeply, no matter how he treats you and what mistakes he has made, you will forgive him and even make excuses for him. If you don't love someone, maybe the other person just said a wrong sentence and broke up immediately. So, when a person catches your little mistake and breaks up, it's not because of your fault, but because he doesn't love you. Forgiveness is only related to the depth of love. How much love, how much forgiveness.

The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

6. Life is a puzzle, which is not necessarily the answer. It's interesting to have an experience that you know nothing about. In the days we can look forward to, we should strive to live seriously with joy and excitement in the confusion of life. Ups and downs in such an ordinary and brilliant life, waiting to be transformed into butterfly wings.

7. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most.

8. Actually, I am very tired. I am used to pretending to be strong and facing everything alone. I don't know what I want. Sometimes we can chat happily with you, or we can be presumptuous, but no one knows it's just a disguise, a deliberate disguise; I can make myself happy, but I can't find the source of happiness, just giggle.

9. When you are thin and good-looking, and your wallet is full of money you earned, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to guess things, and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come, if you are wonderful, arrange naturally.

10, it's not easy for good people to get what they deserve these days. All a good man can get is inner peace. But God's turning good people into good people is the highest reward for good people, and turning bad people into evil people is God's punishment for them.

1 1. It's really important to be an insider, so as not to embarrass others or yourself. It's just that everyone is happy.

12, the so-called friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, because both sides follow the rules, are full of worries and know how to reflect. They are not keen on carnival, are good at coping with loneliness, and have a slight obstacle in communicating with others. It is by no means an excuse to ignore contact on weekdays, so that it is not too difficult to talk when you have something to ask.

13, people and people, get along with each other for a short time, so they need patience; Get along for a long time to see the character and be friends; Life depends on virtue, and virtue is good and safe.

14, the secret of living is: stay stupid, but you can't know how stupid you are.

15, the more people who have nothing, the more likely they are to be angered. Just say one word and you will fly into a rage. Like weeds on the wall, a breeze can make it stagger. On the contrary, those who are very successful, regardless of outside gossip, ridicule and ridicule, will stand firmly on the earth and be firm. He has the right to lose his temper, but he can control it firmly. This is the terrible thing about a person.

16. If a person has to finish something he doesn't like, the best way is to do it as soon as possible and then finish it.

17, similar people are suitable for playing, and complementary people can die.

18, if you hold the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

19, reading is a kind of thinking and cognition. It can't bring you direct wealth promotion, but it can help you better understand the world.

Every time I think of you, flowers bloom all over the world.

2 1, the wind can't understand the drift of clouds, the sand can't understand the vastness of the sea, and the sky can't understand the loneliness of rain. Not every love must have a result. Smoke can't understand the loneliness of hands, wine can't understand the sustenance of throat, tears can't understand the fragility of eyes, and not everyone will be happy. You can't understand my choice, you can't understand my sadness, because I know that not every kind of pain must be told.

22. Thinking too much will only ruin you. It makes you uneasy and makes things that are not bad worse.

23. Everyone with strength gritted his teeth and spent a period of no help, no support and no care. In the past, this was your bar mitzvah. If you can't get through, beg for mercy. This is your bottomless pit.

24. Life is a person's journey, and no one can replace it. Someone always leaves, and someone always comes.

25, happiness, there is never a shortcut, there is no perfection, only business, only by sincerity.

26. No choice is perfect. Any choice means giving up something else. No matter what you do or choose, you will inevitably have regrets. Don't spend time on regrets and faint sadness, take the road you choose wholeheartedly, and don't envy the scenery and prosperity on other roads. Because indecision is the greatest negative energy in life.

27. Any relationship that returns to its most natural and appropriate position is the most comfortable and lasting.

28. Many times, if you don't say it, I won't say it. That's it. Think about it.

29. How to spend the low tide of life? Wait quietly; Have a good sleep; Exercise requires good health at all times; Chatting with intimate friends, basically not complaining, mainly remembering happy times; Read more books, read some biographies, increase your knowledge, and see how others survive when they are unlucky; Take the opportunity to do housework and finish all the work that you are usually too busy to attend to.

30. What you suffered today is either the retribution of the past or the retribution of the future!

30 humorous mood phrases

Introduction: A classmate has to go to the toilet during the exam. Go back to the classroom and say to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet." The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant, so he tested him: "What did the ant say?" The classmate said blankly, "The ant didn't say anything ..."

1. One day, Tom was sitting on the train to Washington. He is the only one in the carriage. When the train stopped at a station, the door opened and a big man came over and threatened Tom with a knife: "Want money or die?" Tom was very scared. He replied, "I have no money on me." The big fellow asked savagely, "Then why are you trembling?" Tom said sadly, "I thought you were a ticket inspector."

2, eating in the restaurant, waiting for a long time, the last two dishes finally came up, we were hungry, so I shouted: waiter! A portion of rice! After waiting for five minutes, the meal came. I tell you: maybe this is the fastest service in this restaurant ... the waiter smiled and said: of course not! The second brother asked: Is there any service faster than meals? Tell me what it is. Two words popped up in the waiter's mouth: pay the bill!

3. Wife: "Husband, I want to buy a dress. I haven't bought clothes for a long time! " Husband: "Wife, look, my ring is a little small and tight!" " "Wife:" What, do you want to change the ring? "Husband:" No, I'm a little short of money! ""Wife: "..."

4. Xiao Li chased your beauty, but the beauty refused. The beauty said, "We have nothing in common, which is inappropriate." Xiao Li said, "Is your father older than you?" Beauty: "Nonsense" Xiao Li: "Your father is older than you, and my father is older than me. Is this different? "

In the interrogation room of the police station, the policeman asked, "Why did you rob Xiaomi's mobile phone? Are you a big fan of Xiaomi mobile phone? " A: "No, because they all say that Xiaomi's mobile phone is not easy to grab. I don't believe it. . . "

6. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me about your understanding of home. Xiaoming: Home is the place I really want to go back after I leave for a day. Teacher: Well, good! ! ! Xiao Ming: I'm not finished, teacher. Home is still the place I really want to leave after 5 minutes. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Because we have finished eating. . .

7. Son: Dad, I don't want to go to school. The world is so big, I want to go out and see it! Dad: Sure, Beijing, Shanghai ... You choose! Son: Really, it's very kind of dad ... Dad: What's delicious? Go ahead, where to go first? Son: That. . . . Let's go to Beijing first ... Dad: OK, I'll call your uncle right away ... Son: Is his uncle in Beijing? Dad: Yes, he's building in Beijing, and he just needs a mud ... Son: Ah ... Dad, I'm going to school. ....

8. Teacher: Xiao Ming, why were you full of energy just now and then depressed? Xiaoming: I'm so disappointed! Teacher: Why? I don't speak well? Xiao Ming: As soon as you started class, you said that this class was about' free nudity'. I'm so excited that I'm completely sleepy. After listening for a long time, who knew it was a' free fall'! Alas, teacher: you, get out!

9. My wife is obsessed with cooking and learned to use chopped pepper as her husband's favorite fish head. Husband smacked his lips after tasting it: what a good thing, what a good thing! Wife is happy: since it's all right, eat more. Husband: What a pity! You ruined everything.

10, just entered a company, one of Yi's friends went to the company canteen for lunch, and when he met the leader, he rushed to join in. After eating, the leader quickly took out toilet paper from his pocket and wiped his mouth. The leader praised his carefulness in public. These two goods were modest, and as a result, he said nervously, "Oh, I usually don't bring paper. I put it in my trouser pocket before I use it in the morning!" " The leader's face twitched a few times obviously, and then. . . My friend lost his job.

1 1, I have a problem with this man. I drank too much when I went out for entertainment. When I got home, I went to work and cleaned, and then I fell asleep. When I woke up, I didn't know I cleaned it myself. Every time I say to my daughter-in-law, "You are really capable of cleaning up your home!" " "Once I came back from drinking. I don't know why I fell asleep after cleaning up a room. When I woke up, I found that only one room was clean. I said to my daughter-in-law, "If you want to tidy up the house, just tidy up. Don't make a mess! The daughter-in-law was unhappy when she heard this: "You are really a gentleman who cares about everything! Don't worry about anything in the future, just care about drinking! "

12, the bus was so crowded that my colleagues and I managed to squeeze out a place. I took out my mobile phone, opened qq and began to steal food. After a few stops, I will arrive at the station. My colleague stabbed me: "steal it, we will arrive at the station soon!" " It may be a little loud. I found all the people in the car staring at us. I smiled and took out my mobile phone and waved it in front of them. "I'm stealing food!" However, a white-haired old man brought his basket back and said solemnly, "Stealing is not all from a small place! " "

13, wife: "Husband, you don't love me." Husband: "How?" The wife took a photo of her husband and a girl and asked, "Since this girl appeared, you have been less kind to me than before." Husband: "Stop it!" Wife: "I'm not making trouble." You always buy her food and clothes, and ... you often go to the bathroom to kiss her secretly at night. Don't think I don't know. " Husband: "Ni Mei, even you are jealous of your daughter!" "

14, Ruth lies on the bed and asks Jack to draw a sketch for her. Two hours later, Ruth said discontentedly, "honey, what's the matter?" Didn't you say it only takes an hour to draw? " Jack said, "I think so, too, but as soon as you take off your clothes, I think it will take three hours to finish painting!" " "Ruth asked curiously," why? " Jack said with a bitter face, "you have so much fat on you that it takes a lot of effort to draw!" "

15, police officer: Tell me about the accident. Pedestrian: I'm walking on the road. It's okay. Here comes the car opposite. I hide left and right, and it follows me left and right. I turned wherever I hid, and then I ran into it. Driver: But my car has been parked there for half an hour. . .

16, the leader's house was stolen, and the police quickly solved the case, arrested the thief and asked: What did you steal? Thief: a piece of platinum, 20 thousand dollars, four diamonds ... The police slapped the thief before they finished, saying that the thief was making it up and bragging. The leader said that he only lost 1000 yuan.

17, my friend became a father. After going to the hospital, I picked up the child and was happy. The doctor came over and said, "What are you laughing at? This child is not yours. " My friend's daughter-in-law immediately cried and said, "I'm sorry, I drank too much that night." My friend was dumbfounded. When the doctor saw it, he immediately picked up the clinical child and said, "I'm sorry, this child is yours."

18, Tang Priest: "Wukong, you trampled another ant to death. Monks can't kill! " Wukong: "Master, you walked and stepped on it." Tang Priest: "Didn't you see the teacher riding a horse?"

19. On my birthday, I got a long and exquisite package from the courier. After opening, it is fresh and lovely, an expensive plastic doll. Send a small question: "Do you like it?" I said, "Of course! Thank you for sending me a wife! " Send a novel: "I am interesting enough!" "Be loved! How interesting! " I said with a smile! "Then you should do something interesting. Since I have a daughter-in-law, don't pursue Lili again, let me pursue it alone! " "What-what-"

20. That fat woman is eating hard. Mom scolded: "You are so fat, no man will come near you, and you still eat like this!" " "The fat woman said," That's because I'm not fat enough, so men won't come near me! " "Mother:" What fallacy is this? " Fat woman: "If I were as fat as the earth and the gravity was strong enough, men would not only approach me, but also circle me."

2 1, "You never give up your seat by bus, you never wash dishes when you eat, your work is never out of date, and you never pay for play. What advantages do you think you can have? " "This shows that I am a very persistent person."

22. My husband graduated from home appliance maintenance, and his skills are superb. Basically, all household appliances can be repaired. This morning, when my husband repaired her daughter's "voice loss" for a long time, her daughter gave a thumbs-up admiringly: "Wow, Dad is really amazing, he can fix anything, but why can't Mom?" I was so embarrassed that my smug husband took a look at me and quickly said calmly to my daughter, "Your mother is even worse. She will fix me."

23. My wife and I have been married for more than ten years, and the romantic age has been a long time! This morning, I suddenly said to my wife on a whim: Let's talk about love again and pretend you don't know me. My wife said,' OK, I'll tell her,' Hi! Little bitch, who knows that this product slaps me as soon as it raises its hand, and still curses: I'm tired of harassing my aunt!

24. A very fat woman got on the bus and couldn't find a seat, so she had to pull the pull ring on the bus. Unexpectedly, the driver suddenly braked, and the fat woman pulled off the pull ring and jumped in front of the driver. The driver looked at her and the pull ring on her hand and said angrily, there are three sets. Send the driver an autographed photo!

25. It's not the first time to kiss a girlfriend. This time, she actually said that she felt her first kiss. I said excitedly, "I can give you my first kiss after so long!" " She said disdainfully, "Yes, you always make me feel kissed by an animal." Me. . .

26. In high school, everyone liked to eat snacks and chat in Chinese class. The teacher was angry and stared at us, but there was nothing he could do. . . Later, I changed to a Chinese teacher. He was very honest and never opposed our eating snacks, but everyone gradually got rid of this bad habit. Because every time someone eats snacks, the teacher will come and eat with him.

27. Once on a plane, the lady by the window needed to go to the toilet and I needed to stand up and give up my seat. I was afraid she was in a hurry, so I unfastened my seat belt and stood up suddenly. However, I didn't get up, as if a powerful force had stopped me. I resisted, resisted, resisted, but was firmly locked in my seat. What's going on here? I looked down and my seat belt was tightly tied to my body. What I untied was actually a belt.

28. Who cares about you most in your company? Our director, of course? How does Director A care about you? B Every time I say something wrong or do something wrong, the director will say, Are you sick?

29. Excuse me, Miss, do you like doing sports? I love it! I get up early on time every day and exercise for at least two hours. You are too persistent. What sports do you do? Make up!

30. When the Tang Priest and his disciples came to the daughter country, Bajie wanted to play for a few more days, but he was afraid to say. On this day, Pig said, "Master, I want to find someone here. When I find it, shall we go west again?" The Tang Priest asked, "What do you want with him? Is that person important? " Bajie: "Yes." Tang Priest: "Who is it?" Pig said with a smile, "Alone."

Editor's note: A gentleman often loses his wallet on the bus. One day before getting on the bus, a gentleman folded a thick stack of paper and put it in an envelope. After getting off the bus, he found the envelope stolen. The next day, a gentleman just got on the bus and felt something hard around his waist. He felt it and saw it. This is the envelope from yesterday. The envelope says: Please don't make such jokes, it will affect his normal work. Thank you.

30 sad love sentences

1, I have had many dreams in my life, but I met you and became the only one.

The word "equal treatment" should not have appeared. Think about who doesn't like or dislike.

My whole life was given to you at the moment I fell in love with you, and you should be responsible for it to the end.

Although these things make you feel sad now, you will feel better in the future.

The person who can cry with you is the most precious thing in your life.

6. I thought I just had to look at you quietly.

7. I often put my feelings before my reason, so I made many mistakes.

Maybe even a tiny moment will hurt us now.

9. If you give your heart, don't try to get it back perfectly.

10, I think if one day you say you want to pursue your own happiness, I will let you go.

1 1, don't doubt yourself, the distance between heart and heart is so irresistible.

12, the so-called forever and a long time, are not reliable.

13, now my wound has completely healed, please don't appear from time to time.

14, the better the memories, the more terrible and heartbreaking.

15, explaining too much is useless, so I choose to be misunderstood. Time reveals a person's heart.

16, my heart hurts, but please don't think too much, I'm just feeling sorry for myself.

17, it is inevitable that we will gradually be assimilated by a dirty society.

18, you are so ordinary, but why do you make me remember you so deeply?

19, love is like this, we all want to understand but we can't.

20. You should believe that every woman is narrow-minded. If someone is not, you should be careful.

2 1. I really don't know what that day will be like. Delete all your memories.

22. Perhaps the most tormenting love is that it is secret from beginning to end, from love to not love.

Sometimes, people who dare to admit their mistakes are truly mature and sound.

24. Every love will eventually become a habit, so that it can last.

25. If you really don't know how to cherish the people around you, why should I love you so hard?

26. I tried to walk into your world and your heart, but in the end you abandoned me.

27. No one has only happiness and no pain. Look at the problem comprehensively.

28. The most embarrassing time in life may be now, but it is not mature yet.

29, there are often some words, the speaker is casual, but the listener is very serious.

30. You are the last person who hurt you the most.