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What do you want to say about the wonderful neighbors?

In my hometown and countryside, there is a wonderful neighbor, who is a typical unreasonable and calf-protecting type. You must never offend her. If you offend her, you can make trouble with her for a day. Many times, it is because the children have quarreled with their anniversary neighbors. Almost no one cares about her, and everything is unreasonable. If you can hide, you will hide.

Let's talk about one thing first. There are two boys in her family, one is five or six years old, and the other is eight or nine years old. They are very skinny and uneducated. Our rural school is close to home, and the farthest child's home is at most 5 meters away. Every day after school, the children play together. One day, for some reason, her child got into a fight with another child and went home to tell this unreasonable mother. Indiscriminately, she didn't ask why she fought. The adults of other children's families would definitely not like it. They quarreled and quarreled in the village. She cried as if her child had been wronged. She called this and that for a while, and the neighbors all knew that she was also an unreasonable master. There was no way. It was shameful to make so much noise in the street because the child was naughty, and she wouldn't talk to her.

This kind of naughty behavior, all families with children around her offended her. If one offended you, it might be someone else's fault, then half the village offended you, and you didn't want to think about the reason. Who was wrong? She didn't want to think about it, that is, it was the kind where no one could bully them. After a long time, everyone got to know each other, and all the neighbors taught their children not to play with her two children. Being a loner, you don't usually say hello when you meet. Being a neighbor to an unreasonable person, you have to be on your guard all the time, and you may offend her again one day.

when it comes to exotic flowers, I've been thinking for a long time. I have a neighbor who is particularly incredible. He is a big brother who is three years older than me. He looks rough and has tattoos. He always lives by himself. We have a good relationship, and we are still in touch.

one day, everyone made an appointment to visit his home, and I didn't refuse. It passed around six o'clock in the evening. When I came to his door to decorate, the powder was a little tingling, and I didn't care much at that time. I'm thinking maybe people like pink, or they want a daughter when they get married in the future!

in this way, we finished eating and cleaning up in the evening. Everyone is watching TV on the sofa.

I went to the toilet because I drank a little too much, and I didn't lock the door because they were all men. Then, after going to the toilet, I accidentally found a lot of sanitary napkins. It's one of those big bags. I thought I was dizzy from drinking, so I picked it up and looked at it, and then I saw it (extra large for night use).

I was stupid at that time, and I forgot to put it down when I picked it up. Just pouting there. What was wrong with what I thought at that time? Why did a rough man have this? And still single.

However, while I was thinking, my neighbor's voice came from behind me. Neighbor: Did you go to the toilet and fall into it? Then he came in and saw me with a sanitary napkin. Looking at it with your ass pouted!

the scene was so embarrassing that everyone was short-circuited for two seconds, and then my brain circuit burst into flames and I said, why do you have nothing to buy so much toilet paper? If you buy such a good one, just wipe your ass. Dropped it and went out. Then I heard the neighbor say, what do you know, kid?

at that time, I had to play dumb, but I never understood this question.

My neighbor across the street is really fucking wonderful. I really can't help complaining. Our family lives in an old building. I am a native of this building and have lived here since I was a child. It's not necessary to change families every once in a while, but most of them are not bad people. For example, in the last family, both couples were from other places and worked hard here for many years. The woman was a foreign language teacher and the man taught Taekwondo, and then we moved away with children. Harmony they also attended my wedding

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A wonderful story came

After they moved out, several people moved in, all of whom were rural people from other places. "Please note that I only stated my identity, not discriminated."

The reason why I said a few people instead of a specific number was because I really didn't know how many people I met every time. Our two children are about half a year old. They should be in a shared relationship. < P > It's okay in spring and autumn. When summer comes, I'm going to have a contradiction. < P > First, they don't close the door. They cook, cook, cook, fart and everything smells in the corridor. Pay attention to their house, which is 57 square meters, except the kitchen, toilet and balcony, which is about 4 square meters. At least six people live with their children. Guess what it tastes like. Oh, by the way, they don't have air conditioning ! Can you imagine? A provincial capital city! ! Within the second ring road! ! ! ! It's so fucking sour! !

do you think you just don't close the door? You are too simple.

They like to pile up garbage and then dump it. The problem is that they can't pile it up in their garbage house and put it in the corridor! They have children! What a shit cloth in the garbage! Then put it for two days! Then the garbage will flow! ! It's all over the corridor ! It stinks! !

I have dealt with them four times on this issue! Every time I open the door, it's a different person! I said it again and again! It's useless ! Today, I threw the garbage in the corridor and spilled water all over the floor! It stinks! And a room full of them set up a big table with the door open and squatted on the stool! Yes! Eat! Rice!

I really couldn't help quarreling today!

I hope this won't bother me again!

otherwise, I'll have to find the neighborhood office to check their residence permit, their family planning and what? Can you still?

Hey

My wonderful neighbor, who has been married for more than 2 years now, is the most wonderful person I have ever met. She is now over 7 years old and has three sons, but now she lives alone, because she doesn't get along with anyone. She has to take care of both family and outsiders, and she swears at the slightest discomfort, not just swearing at the gate. In case of serious problems, she will scold directly from morning till night. Of course, she will take a rest at noon. I wonder. People in their twenties are still so angry. Everyone in the village avoids her, and no one dares to chat with her. Even if the fruit trees in her yard are covered with branches, no one dares to pick them, even children who are not sensible. I feel that she is strong, selfish and provocative, self-centered and always thinks she is herself. But one thing completely changed her mind in my mind. It happened at the end of last year. I picked up my grandmother from the hospital that day, and I met her as soon as I got off the bus at home. When I saw her smiling and greeting us, my husband and I were surprised, because this was not her usual. I was a little scared at that time and returned to her carefully. Then we went to help my grandmother get off the bus, and she also came to help. I quickly said no, and I wanted to. But her body is much stronger than my grandmother's, which may be the reason for swearing more. Then several people helped my grandmother to sit in a wheelchair and push her home. It was more than ten meters before she reached the gate. Suddenly, she ran in front of us and made us puzzled. I don't know what happened. When we were near the door, she took a handful of hay and burned it, and then told us to cross the burning fire. She said that this would bring the mildew back from the hospital. . . Then my husband and I also thanked her. Honestly, I really don't understand this, so now she is a kind person in my mind. Maybe sometimes people don't recognize her expression. Here I wish her good health and a long life. I hope my wife will get better soon and all the elderly in the world will have a happy old age.

Let me talk about our wonderful neighbors!

Our family has moved to the community for nearly 14 years, and we have been getting along well with our neighbors. It started three years ago, when we lived upstairs with an aunt who rented a house, a very particular family, and never made any noise. Later, when the community was renovated, the landlord upstairs took back the house and married her daughter. Since her daughter moved here, our nightmare has started

Since she moved upstairs. There were all kinds of big movements and small movements. At that time, I was catching up with my college entrance examination. At home every weekend, I heard the sound of upstairs stepping on the floor in high heels, loud audio and video, and the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground never stopped. My mother was afraid of affecting my study, so I tried to negotiate with upstairs. The focus came. At this time, most people would say sorry and pay attention to it in the future, but this family was partial. We were absolutely friendly and discussed with them at that time. This family was in harmony, and it was a big fire. So having a wonderful neighbor is definitely the sorrow of our family! ! !

let me also talk about my wonderful neighbor, or my roommate who rented a house together at work.

It's okay to move in at first. As we were not familiar with it at first, everyone was more polite and polite, but later it became popular.

first: I can't bear it. Using other people's things is like using your own. Every time I buy back daily necessities and the like, it's just like his. Then I won't buy them myself. Every time I use them, I say, Oh, use a little. Next time I buy them together. I want to say that this is the nth time. All kinds of things are the same thing.

second: don't like cleanliness. The point, especially in summer, is that he basically washes clothes every day in hot weather, but he goes to his room to sleep as soon as he comes back from work every day. I want to say that shoes are taken off from the living room, okay? . The whole place is filled with that unbearable smell. Clothes are rarely washed. If you have time to wear them a few days ago, you can continue to wear them for a few days. Feel his life, life. Not normal.

in the last two months, I finally moved away. Finally, I'm out of my misery.

everyone has a big world.

I'm Xiao Laosan: I'm honored to answer this question!

First of all, everyone has a different definition of exotic neighbors. Let me share my exotic neighbors.

When I was working, I rented a house, which was the kind of single room where I shared a kitchen with others. Next door, I was a young couple who moved here later, so I don't know how long they have lived here.

to say wonderful things, I scored several things to say!

first, I don't know what they do, because I have never seen them get up for work in the morning, or when they go to work. After living for a while, I found that this man doesn't go to work and the woman goes to work.

second, you said that the man never went to work. Where did he get the money? I'm still curious.

Third, they are too wonderful for me. You said that a 19-year-old girl keeps her boyfriend every day. Is this true love? They have a good life every day, and what's more serious is that they don't quarrel.

the above is the detailed explanation of the wonderful neighbors I met!

first of all, I am honored to answer this question for you.

First of all, I think it's best to stay away from exotic neighbors, but don't laugh at them. Everyone is different and has their own ideas. Their practices are very exotic in our eyes.

it's possible that in their minds, what we do seems wonderful. So don't laugh, don't satirize, they don't understand our world, we don't understand theirs, and it's the best way to stay at a respectful distance from others.

Here I share my views and opinions on this issue, and I hope that my sharing on this issue can help you, and I also hope that you can enjoy my sharing.

Since we moved upstairs, there have been all kinds of big movements and small movements. At that time, I was catching up with my college entrance examination. Every weekend at home, I heard the sound of upstairs stepping on the floor in high heels.

There are also loud audio-visual sounds. The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground never stops. My mother is afraid of affecting my study, so she tries to negotiate upstairs. At this time, most people will say sorry and pay attention in the future.

mainly, but this family was partial. At that time, we were absolutely friendly to discuss with them. This family was very friendly. When they heard the fire, they got angry, dragged my mother into the house while cursing, and even beat my mother, but they were stopped by neighbors.

The answers I shared above are all personal opinions and suggestions, and I hope the answers I shared here can help you.

At the same time, I hope you can enjoy my sharing. At the same time, I hope that if you have a better answer to this question, you can share your comments and discuss this topic.

I'm here to wish you all a good start, a good life, a happy life every day and a happy growth in the new year. Thank you!

A new aunt moved in next door ... It always feels strange ... Every time I go out, I have to drag me to talk for a long time ... The key is to stand at my door and look around our house all the time ... Embarrassment

It's best to stay away from exotic neighbors, but don't laugh at them. Everyone is different and has their own ideas. So don't laugh, don't satirize, they don't understand our world, and we don't understand theirs. Stay at a respectful distance from others is the best way.