Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - You have reversed the mainstream of all beings in the vegetable market.

You have reversed the mainstream of all beings in the vegetable market.

I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

The belly is not blown, Fiona Fang said, but full.

When weeding at noon, the mine was buried with soil, and Li Bai came to dance, and it was fried to 250.

When the sauce of instant noodles changed from liquid to solid, I knew that winter was coming.

The poor commit suicide with cliffs, and the rich bungee jump with cliffs.

Life, life, all kinds of hi, cucumber, cucumber, all kinds of patting.

If you dare to climb my window and sing uneasy, I will sing the onion song with you.

I want to be a lightning bolt to illuminate those wretched fat people.

You won't know the value of Friday unless you experience Monday's crash.

You are all with me. When I get angry, I make you all wear mink in summer.

Tigers don't lie on the road, and wild dogs don't run on the runway.

If you can't tolerate me, then you are either too narrow-minded or too big-minded.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

Life is like fighting landlords. One minute you are a group, and the next you are enemies.

As a god, I shine at this beautiful moment. Don't disturb others.

Who dug a hole and buried me in my last life? Who have you buried in your life?

I'm going to be a good girl, and then I'll work with them to harm all directions.

Ask what a sunny day is and ask someone to add a pair of cotton trousers.

Yue Lao, you'd better use a thick chain to pull the red line this time, or I'll fight you hard.

After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

You are the song in my heart, which will always make me thrilling.

If one day I become a pervert, please remember that I was innocent.

I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

You chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a gangster if you go back!

There must be a road ahead of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

Doness, please don't wander in front of the poor monk, or the Buddha will not let you go.

The longest interval in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

I finally know why I licked Oreos first, because then no one would rob you.

In the face of reality, the more prosperous our imagination is, the less we can imagine the result.

How many children who are tone-deaf are proud of a song?

What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the dollar, so that the dollar has no way to go.

I met a lover's signature: what I said can be ignored, and the person I like has to change every day.

He was a panda in the senior high school entrance examination and a wild cat after the senior high school entrance examination.

Waiting for you is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I didn't wait for you.

I stayed in a crazy crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

We are not happy sheep, it is inevitable that there will be sadness, but fate is like a big wolf, always pestering us.

No matter how beautiful the third one is, the fourth one is also pleasing. After all, what the government recognizes is the original match.

Your tears didn't drown here, I only hate not drowning you.

Viruses fall in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

The advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series popped up.

You ask me how much I love you, and mistress represents my heart.

I have a negative attitude towards losing weight. Can I be disqualified as a fat man?

Once you slip, you become a big cripple, and then you turn around and flash your waist.

My motto at school is: try not to take courses that you can take.

I have a face of Zhang Yuanyuan, and I have a lot of meat. It's okay. You can rub your face and play.

I wanted to be as thin as lightning, but I was as fat as a nut wall, blocking people's sight.

Tall and flat, you have to rely on yourself to do everything.

You are my super happy insole. Let me step on you.

You fight for money, but you can't fight for money.

Quotations from Gaby pig market

1. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried without shoes, I found someone without feet.

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

The world doesn't belong to you, so you don't have to abandon it. What you want to abandon is persistence. Everything is for my use, but it doesn't belong to me.

4, others can violate the cause and effect, others can harm us, scold us and slander us, but we can't hate others because of this, why? We must keep a complete nature and a pure heart.

5, really naive! I want to solve everything by crying! Hey ~ ~

6. Is the world too hypocritical or naive?

7. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

8. You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, I will accept my fate.

9. My wealth is not that I have a lot, but that I ask for very little.

10, it's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself.

1 1. People who live in applause from others cannot stand the test.

12, if you can shout 2 1 times a day, I won't have to worry about this little thing. You will find an incredible power in your heart.

13. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

14, life is nothing more than smiling at others, and then making others smile!

15, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave! Everything is a cloud!

16, the most painful thing in the world is that the goal is too ambitious and you don't have the courage to start.

17, strong is strong, cheap is cheap. There must be a cheaper way to deal with bitches.

18, one minute less sleep will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

19, dreaming, anything is possible.

20, tell a lie, make up ten lies to make up for it, why bother!

2 1, the greatest happiness in life is that the person you love loves you at the same time!

22. Don't look back at who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, don't you have to get down and bite him!

23. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't.

24. Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.

25, others are always right, and they are always wrong, so there is less trouble.

26. "Happiness" means that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and pigs sleep!

27. If you let go, you will have no worries.

28. Mom said: Don't be cruel to others now, and others will be cruel to me in the future.

29. We won't retreat, okay? We're just moving in the other direction. Besides, as far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little higher than him.

30. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

3 1, people suffer because they pursue the wrong things.

32. If you are alive, you should do something to surprise yourself occasionally!

33. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

34. Since you can't forget it, pretend to have amnesia.

35, the strong is not without tears, but can move forward with tears.

36. Treat a gentleman with a gentleman's heart and treat a villain with a villain's heart.

37. Fate shuffles the cards, but it is we who play cards.

38. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.

Touching love confession sentence, for you to reverse all sentient beings and subvert all prosperity.

1, I have a long story to tell you slowly in my life.

2. You said that you were full of white hair and took me wandering. I went to heaven with you without hesitation.

You don't have all the looks I like, but I like all your looks.

I want to give you all the best things, but I find the best thing is you.

5, you are the joy of youth, and this sentence is also you in turn.

6, I want to drink with you is false, in fact, I want to get drunk in your arms is true.

7. I use fireworks to change your life. Invert all sentient beings and overthrow all prosperity for you.

8. The happiest thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and have you in my dream.

9. In this life, you are not old, I am not old, you will not leave, and I will not give up.

10, I really want to see you until I think of every day and night when you are not around.

Spring breeze is not as good as you, and I will always love you.

12, you are mine, and no one can take it away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

13, to others, you are alone; But to me, you are my whole world.

14, miss you sleepless every day, miss you lonely every night, and feel sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

15, I wouldn't be wanted without you. But without you, I don't care who I want.

I'm so tired. The taste of pain is enough to turn all beings upside down.

1. Youth is so easy to say. Everyone agreed, but the time was not good.

2. This is an encounter outside of life. The lines don't intersect and slide into their own abyss. Boys can only attend strangers' funerals in memory.

3. Then there were fewer things in the room, the photos disappeared, and TV repeatedly put advertisements on good night news and series, from the blank silence after good night to the sudden flashing in the early morning, and fitness programs appeared.

Tears trickled down from my heart, flooded from the depths of my memory and floated to the happiest space. As a result, my smile is salty.

The rain all over the city, vague traces, just stood still and didn't want to move forward.

6. Even waiting, carefully guarding every intersection, only to find that the other party is gone.

7. I pass by your world, and you just pass by each other's world. Even if we are lonely and silent, we are still talking nonsense, and we are old friends with silence.

No matter how they treat us, in the name that all of us will be happy.

9. I realized one thing that day. The greatest courage is to protect the broken ground.

10. You sleep in my lost book, and all my days and nights are on the front cover and back cover.

1 1. I used to say that I would do what I wanted in the future, but now I can only say what I did before. As for the future, no one may want to talk about what it will be like.

12. That is the proudest, the most romantic and the most unscrupulous among us. That is our brilliant youth.

13. Even if the old film can be played in your mind again, there are still a few pages missing, and I don't know the beginning or the end.

14. He left with an idea. A person's journey, the temperature of two people, is waiting for her wherever she goes. Well, maybe you don't need to be disturbed.

15. They like the hope that grows out of despair and the warm heroes who persist in not giving up.

16. He is still wandering on a road. The thin boy was full of tears, standing in the leaves of the plane and sobbing, and was caught up by countless hurried pedestrians.

17. I suddenly hope to stop for a second forever, even if I am eliminated for the rest of my life. Tears stay in the corner of my eyes, the breeze caresses the smile, the palm holds the finger, and the review turns into goodbye. From then on, we were fixed into a photo, and two lives were combined into a photo frame, floating in the blue ocean.

18. Your shadow is by my side during the day, and your shadow turns into night at night, wrapping my sleep. The world is like a book. I like your sentence better. I would like to be a comma and stay at your feet. But you have your own readers. I'm just a ferryman.

19. Sadness is due to reluctance. If you put up with it, you won't talk, and you don't even want to hear a word of comfort. In the noise, the skin is silent.

When the weather is bad, I can only try my best to mend the cracks in my heart, because she lives in it and will get wet. Many times, I don't know how to work hard, how to refuel, and how to work hard to deserve her.