Chat with a group of interesting friends looking for a job

Chat with a group of interesting friends looking for a job

First, the fat man's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.

Second, eat well, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

Third, in such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to breaking ice.

Fourth, at that time, I was young and liked to pretend to be literary. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

Six, pity us shy people, always misunderstood as high cold.

Seven, true love is that the person you like looks like a pig, but you are afraid that the other person will be taken away by others.

Eight, finally know why my feet are always cold, because the legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

9. Everyone says that I look smiling and easy to get along with, but if you disturb my study, just try. My legs are broken.

Does anyone need a boyfriend? I have 72 advantages, washing, cooking and taking care of children.

1 1. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

Twelve, show loving people changed batch after batch, only me, resolutely single.

Thirteen, from now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your beauty and wisdom. ^

It's a holiday, and my deskmate has no news at all. It feels like losing a pig. Pain!

15. Why do you buy clothes every year and have no clothes every year? Because you have more temperament every year, last year's clothes don't deserve you this year.

Sixteen, you have a date, he is handsome or beautiful, very gentle to you, will accompany you to do anything you like, everything depends on you, all blame your mother, wake you up.