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I love you more than myself.

Time is really a terrible thing, turning the original absurdity into the present.

When you are lost, smile and say to yourself, it's okay, everything will pass.

I often laugh inexplicably, only to find that this smile is about you.

I no longer believe that "fools are blessed with stupidity" and "lazy people are blessed with laziness". After birth, there are not welfare homes everywhere!

The younger brother described the sanitary condition of his dormitory like this-"I don't want to open my eyes when I go back to the dormitory!" ! ! "

When I graduate, I will set up a monument in my dormitory to commemorate my youth …

Some names are locked in our hearts and will never be forgotten.

The difference between giving up and letting go: giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, and letting go is to let go of what never belongs to you.

Today, I am on a business trip. Don't look for me if there are small things, and don't look for me if there are big things!

I tried my best to put pistachios in my mouth. Why am I still unhappy?

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

If a woman follows the wrong man, her life is doomed.

Mom bargains, don't be afraid of losing face, and the rest is for you.

You have fifty cents, I have fifty cents, and we are together; You are 60 points, I am 60 points, and we are together; You give me 70 cents and we die together.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but I really want to chat with you, but I am blacklisted by you. ...

A woman doesn't need to be really beautiful. She just needs a man to devote his life to her.

Sometimes, I wish I were a fool, so I don't have to think so much.

You don't want me, but there are still many people who want me. I'm not reluctant to part with you, but with our feelings.

Every time I walk in the street, I will see an ugly man holding a beautiful girl.

Do you think you walk like QQ login?

If Baidu can't get in one day, how many people in China will do the system?

I said I could cook, but I didn't say I would cook well.

A dog has only its owner, but its owner will have many friends all his life.

Because of you, I am serious, I have changed, I have tried, I am sad …

It is difficult to go to school when weeding at noon. You will be punished for standing all afternoon as soon as you enter the school.

Because there is a cause, there is. Now that it has become a fact, what are we talking about?

Don't be silly, always giving for others. In the eyes of others, you may not be very good.

I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you don't review, you are a hero. If you study hard, you are a fool!

I suddenly found that Newton was good at giving force, pulling force, buoyancy, thrust, friction, gravity, pressure, resistance and support.

If you dare to say: I do, I dare to say: Go ahead, register.

Once pretentious, it was just humble dust.

This time everything will pass, I am still me, you are still you, and all this will disappear smartly.

People themselves don't know how to cherish, and they always have to wait until they lose something to know how to cherish.

Life can be crazy sometimes. We chase what we can't have, but give up what we need most.

No matter how beautifully you dress up and how expensive you dress, it's just a cover. The coat made of kindness is really beautiful.

If one day, you choose to give up on me, I won't cry, but smile stronger.

I love you more than myself.

I think if a person fails, he will watch the memorial service.

Is there anyone who, like me, is reluctant to delete all his comments?

The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country.

Children's shoes, we should use Mao Zedong's temperament to stifle Obama's spirit.

I have no money to buy a car. I will only take the bus with you, but I will hold you and not let you squeeze in.

The beauty in the room said I was handsome, so I gave her a piece with a smile and said, "Take care of your eyes."

In fact, I know there is no me in your world, so why bury me in your world?

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from the people, and the other is from the underworld.

Missing is an affectionate beach, an extension of years' footprints; Waiting is the exercise of will, and it is the turning point of enduring fate.

The signature of a bachelor's personality was changed to: People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm?

Smile even if you are unhappy, at least it makes people feel that you are strong.

I am a chessboard, you are a chess piece, and together we are a chess game that can never be played.

Which teacher is responsible for nine-year compulsory education?

Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad.

The night is dark and windy, and you roar with your sword. I said,' What a bunch of idiots'.

I'm dead. I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you meet the line, it is purely a walking corpse.

I went shopping today and listened to a female Buddha. Idle eggs hurt! !

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

I haven't been in contact with the opposite sex for a long time, and the voice of the male operator can make me intoxicated.

I will ponder over your signature many times every time I change it, although it is clear that it is not me.

I love you, and you love me.

Sweetheart coral:

The moonlight in front of the bed made me think hard. It is the wind and frost I have experienced. With my desolation, I look up at the bright moon, look shy, and miss you with my head down, girl.

Love will belong to those who have been disappointed but still have hope; Belong to those who have been betrayed but still believe; Need to love those who have been hurt, but still love.

Time can change everything, and any pain and joy can find the final destination in the passage of time; Any questions and doubts can also be satisfactorily answered in the passage of time.

The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

Gently pushed open the window and looked, the night was quiet, only the evening breeze shook a locust tree.

Honey, where are you? I am lonely at home. I miss you, but I can't see you!

An unspeakable love suddenly rose in my heart.

Since I met you, my calm heart lake can no longer be calm. Your charm, your beautiful shadow and your smile are unforgettable. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!

Dear, I want to be myself again, but I won't forget my love for you. I just want to love you so that I can get out of your circle.

Because yesterday Jesus gave me a dream to marry you.

I love you, and you love me. At least that's what you said, and it seems so from your actions. If the Alps and the sea separate us, I hope you will miss me forever; However, we will never be apart unless you have this idea.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever!

If I only have half a day to live, I will still come to your side, put my hand in your palm and gently tell you that I don't want to leave.

The joy of excitement is fleeting, but the sweetness of meditation is always lingering in your mind.

May you have enough happiness to make you feel sweet, enough attempts to make you strong, enough sadness to make you more human, enough hope to make you happy and enough wealth to buy me gifts.

A simple "good night" is better than thousands of "I love you"

Cherish those who seriously say good night to you. His tenderness is tenderness under the most powerful dark oppression, and his pain is the pain that he can't get rid of until he struggles to the end.

It's time for you and me At this moment, the world is still in your eyes and mine. Memories sometimes make your mouth rise and sometimes make you cry. All endings are new beginnings, but I didn't know it then. Listening to you say good night before going to bed every night is my simplest and lasting happiness.

There is no end to love. I want to go to the end of time. I want to find someone who cares about each other. I want to find someone who fills my photo album. I want to find someone who is willing to say good night to me every night, and I want to find someone who can comfort me when I am injured. Love yourself, more sunshine and less misty rain. Even if one day the person you love floats away, don't pursue the footsteps that you can't stay.

That person will definitely hold my hand when crossing the road and say, come with me; That person will certainly understand that his wife is used for pain, will whistle happily and do housework with me; That person will wipe my tears when I cry, and then tell me: be good, don't cry, I am here; That person, when I am tired, will stretch out his arm and say to me: hug; That man will definitely say good night to me before going to bed.

May time slow down and old friends stay; May the person you miss say good night to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone.

At first, I loved the person who stayed up with you. Later, you became attached to the person who urged you to go to bed early. When I was a child, I felt that a "good night" was so dull. It turned out that we didn't understand life at that time. The most romantic thing I can think of now is to say "good night" to each other every day.

No one said good night, just told himself; No one sent breakfast, so I cooked it myself. No one cares about sunny and rainy temperatures; Plan a complete weekend without an appointment. Always staring at the water in your hand, always thinking that getting rid of being single will make haste, waste time. Nothing is wrong except making yourself more wonderful. If you are in full bloom, the breeze will come.

Sometimes, a simple "good night" is better than a thousand "I love you". In fact, people often care not about that sentence, but about the person who said it.

I'm fine. I have a good life these days. I am not influenced by your emotions. Without your care and consideration, I won't catch a cold. Without your good night, I won't lose sleep until dawn.

I like your words.

1. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

2, love, turned out to be wine, drunk as soon as you drink it; Miss, it turned out to be the sea, which easily drowned me; You, originally a flower, have already quietly opened in my heart.

3, love you, but can't be with you forever, this is a kind of pain; Waiting for you, but not knowing the ending, is a kind of helplessness; I hope to have you at this moment, and I hope to be with you in this life!

4, love you, this is true, love your eyes, big and bright. Love your lips, gentle and mellow. Love everything about you and long for you.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart!

6. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

7. Love is a flower that grows on the edge of a cliff. You must have the courage to choose it.

8. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

9, baby! I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. I feel so sweet that my teeth are decayed. Hey!

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

1 1, I love you, but I can't stay with you for a long time. This is a kind of pain; Waiting for you, but not knowing the ending, is a kind of helplessness; I hope to have you at this moment, and I hope to have you in this life.

12, I am happy because of you; Because of you, I was once confused; Because of you, I was injured; Because of you, I have no regrets in my life

13, found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days and no layoffs. I work 24 hours a day, which is my favorite job. Do you know what this is? I love you

Thinking of you is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Spending every ordinary day with you is the meaning of my life.

15, if a drop of water represents that I love you, I will send you a piece of East China Sea! If a star represents blessing, I will send you a galaxy! If you are moved, I am very willing to stay with you often.

16, the raindrops all over the sky are the message that I miss you when it rains, the rainbow after rain is the trace that I love you, the warm sun is the weather that I fall in love with you when it is sunny, and I care about your mood when it is cloudy ... I love you after a thousand words, wife!