Take off your long pants and talk funny.

1. If beautiful women can be eaten as food, I guess this is the rhythm of starvation.

18. Taiwan Province Province has not been recovered, so I am not in the mood to do my homework. /a-53/

19. When my hair grows to the waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

20. Teach you to look at other people's QQ passwords: click on a friend, enter the word I am in the QQ dialog box, and don't send it. Press and hold the ALT key again, then press the keypad 29482 in turn, release the ALT key, and then press the ALT key +S, and the QQ password will appear in your dialog box, with a success rate of 99%!

2 1. Without you, the world is noisy.

22. People say I am a good mother. How can I fight back? Hello, son!

23. The exam is like your period. Sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

24. The most painful thing in the world is to hold your urine in class until class is over, and as a result, the teacher still delays the class.

25. I want my life to be a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

26. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

27. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

28. Edison went shopping with a couple. When he came home, he invented the light bulb.

29. In the past, getting a score of 60 was like being a dead father. Now, getting a 60 is like being a father.

30. Take your girlfriend to the amusement park to ride a roller coaster. Other people's girlfriends: ah ~ ah ~ how horrible! Girlfriend: Ouch! There is a failure called the mother of success, a love called letting go, so there is a single name.

1, ideal is the flag, faith is the torch.

2. Be a quiet woman: don't be too emotional. When you meet the right people and things, you should know how to precipitate yourself. Flowers bloom best in quiet places, and people smell better in peace; Don't be too pretentious. Elegant speech is better than luxurious appearance. The appearance goes with the times, and the connotation is with you. Don't get used to publicity; It is best not to be anxious, angry, anxious or impatient. Don't look back often, attachment is often the poison of sadness, and forgetting is actually the medicine of the soul.

Motivation often comes from two reasons, hope or despair.

4. Prepare funds according to 125% of the budget. After starting a business, there will be many places beyond the budget.

There is a kind of failure called the mother of success, a kind of love called letting go, so there is a kind of singleness called wanting to stop.

6.[ Be a passer-by, so that at least I can see you]

7. Knowing yourself correctly and consciously controlling yourself with reason is the highest sign of a person's psychological maturity.

8. Ten things to know in life:

9. In order to make life better, we have been changing the world, but sometimes what needs to be changed is ourselves, our hearts.

10, it's too hot again; Confident that anything is possible. I wish the college entrance examination a smooth sailing and a bright future.

1 1, and there is a mouth on the right, which means everyone has food; On the left side of the harmony is a sentence that everyone can say.

12, tell you the mystery that let me achieve my goal. My only strength is my persistence. Pasteur

13, the authorities are fascinated, and the onlookers are clear. ("New Tang Book Yuan Xing Chong Chuan")

14, what people hate is not change, but being changed.

15, life is worse than death. (Biography of North Shu Qi, jing yuan Ann).

16, relatives are like old cotton-padded clothes, even if they get prickly heat, they still have to protect you. A friend is like a raincoat. You wear it when you need it and put it aside after use.

17, in a few words, comfort yourself, satirize yourself and stick to yourself!

18, people can't stop the ebb and flow of the tide, but they can learn to ride the wind and waves.

19, Swallows know the ambition of swans!

20. Let the ending leave no regrets and make the process more perfect.

Tell me about your mood at night: there is a kind of yearning, called longing for autumn water.

1, Fate makes me meet you, feeling makes me like you, time makes me fall in love with you, missing you makes me remember you, and heartache reminds me of you.

2. The past is a dream buried in my memory, and you are my only clear miss, and the water drops on the green leaves are my tears of missing.

3. People need blessings, happiness and missing. If a star represents blessing, I will send you stars all over the sky. If a tree represents a blessing, I will send you a forest.

4. There is an emotion called anxious to return; There is a yearning, called looking through autumn water; There is a kind of look, which is the call of relatives across the mountain and water.

If youth is fireworks, it is luxurious enough to bloom in an instant. If time is a river, time flies, enough to wander around the world. Who makes beautiful thoughts like catkins in the wind, gently blowing all over the sky. Who makes the memory ripple, and the thoughts are like Qingxi Huansha?

6, time is getting less and less, so little that I am afraid that you will belong to others. What I am afraid of is that my thoughts will spread endlessly to the bottomless abyss.

7. Acacia turned to ashes, and a single spark in the ashes once again ignited the original fire of missing.

8. Running around the streets or other places in the city, building thousands of high-rise buildings, but living in the streets of bridge opening, the damp and sultry work shed smells bad, and my tired body falls asleep. The supercilious look of city people has become commonplace. The blood bubble of moving bricks yesterday was worn out in today's sand transportation, only for a meager salary. The lights of the city are red, willow and green, which can't stop the yearning for hometown. It is the responsibility of the family on the shoulder.

9. I don't look at the moon in the sky on the fifteenth night every year because I miss my relatives in my hometown.

10, missing is a kind of pain, missing is a kind of suffering, but the past is a shadow that can't be waved away, but the heart can't be so painful. I just want to tell you from a distance: yes! I miss you so much.

1 1, in some sections, you can only walk quietly alone; Because I met you, I knew what it was like to miss someone. Because I met you, I realized that feelings really can't be forced; Because I met you, I know my heart is not really dead; Because I met you, I know I can have good memories.

12, lonely Chen, her hair tips are all messed up; Whose time has passed by by the Sansheng River? Who drank Meng Po Tang on Naihe Bridge, engraved with distant thoughts, forgetfulness and sentimentality. Like water flies, it will always be the flower of that life, the flower of this life!

13, year after year, thinking and recalling, looking back, the scars of missing are getting deeper and deeper. Familiar with many years ago, many years later, everything has already vanished, you are still you, I am still me, the same stranger.

14, when there is only one string left in love, it may be pure yearning! When tears fall on my heartstrings, maybe loneliness is the end of heartbreak.

15, women in love are guessing their lover's thoughts, thoughts, waiting, suspicion, quarrel and sweetness every day. Nothing does not consume your energy and time, because it is full of uncertainty, especially when the birds are hazy in the love month, which is the most exhausting.

16, thousands of thoughts, frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

17, busy on the way to work, but I don't forget to miss my hometown. Although I have talked to many people in my mind, I often recall my relatives in the country. Busy on the road, I don't forget my hometown, I am annoyed, and I am still reminiscing about what my relatives have said to me.

18, I miss you quietly for countless nights, and you are tied in the night breeze. I call you softly in every page of my diary, and I cry in my awake dreams. It's not easy to say I love you. I just want you to stand in the wind.

19, some people were born somewhere, so they can be said to be out of place. Chance throws them into an environment casually, but they always miss a hometown where they don't know where they are.

I have never met you, but I know you. Never talked about you, but I miss you. Because, you are already in my heart!

2 1, although I can't see myself with my eyes closed, I can see you.

22, the night is long, the thoughts are longer, and the feelings are endless, like endless silk. A few nights of acacia, how much expectation, this anxious heart, like a small jump.

23, missing, can make time pass faster; Missing can shorten the distance; Missing makes me feel that everywhere is full of flowers, sunshine, love and sweet spring!

24. Who says a day's absence is like Sanqiu? It feels like a thousand years have passed since I saw you one day. Baby, it's been thousands of years. I miss you so much!

25. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling, a happiness and a yearning.

26. How much I miss the moon, how much I miss the stars. When will you come back from afar?

27. No matter how happy you are outside, you can't replace missing your loved ones. The happiest thing in life is to be with the person you love, and the happiest thing is to laugh and laugh with the person you love.

There is a heartache called "suit yourself" and a disappointment called "forget it"

1, correct your mistakes when you know them. Making mistakes when you are young is the only way to grow up. A lot of wisdom was bought at a young age.

There is a kind of distress called "suit yourself" and a kind of disappointment called "forget it".

3. Carve a mark in my life, which is related to the time we spent together. There are bitterness, laughter, worry, sadness and joy.

I pretended that the past was unimportant, but found that I couldn't do it.

Camels have long eyelashes. When you want to cry, you can't say your eyes are in the sand.

6. I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears came out of my eyes with a smile.

7, began to miss old Russia, everything before.

8. Why does it take two people's consent to like a person and only 1 person to break up?

9. Now I understand that reluctance is useless. What you can't get is illusory after all, just wasting your short youth.

10, I may be too paranoid about your love, but it is deep love.

1 1, I always feel happy when I am close to happiness, but I have to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss in the process of happiness. This is not good, and true virtue is not good.

12, people don't suffer all their lives, but they always suffer for a while. Many people have suffered all their lives in order to escape the temporary suffering.

13, I confuse people, I harm all directions, I am vulgar, I am invulnerable, I am invulnerable and difficult to burn. This is called being strong.

14, many things are better understood after being washed with tears.

15, one day I will proudly point to my heart and tell you that there are substitutions here.