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A man was eating at a friend's house and asked his friend what meat to eat for this meal. When a friend said it was goose, he committed suicide by crying. Why?

The second story: jump on the train

A person went to see a doctor in a neighboring town by train, and all recovered after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?

The third story: aquatic plants

A man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly, his girlfriend fell into the river. The man jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man didn't have any weeds. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. Just then, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

The fourth story: the story of the funeral

There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him anywhere. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister. Why?

The fifth story: half a match

There was a man in the desert who died with his head down, with several luggage boxes scattered around him. The man was clutching half a match tightly and reasoning about how he died. `

The sixth story: sawdust is everywhere.

There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other, and the circus only needs one dwarf. Of course, the shorter the dwarf in the circus, the better. The two dwarfs decided who was shorter than the tall man and then committed suicide. However, just the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home. In his home, only wooden furniture and sawdust were found. Ask him why he committed suicide.

The seventh story: knocking at the door in the middle of the night

A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After a while, there was another knock at the door, but no one answered, and so on several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain and took the people on the top of the mountain away. why

I. Goose meat

A: A few years ago, he went out to play with a friend, was shipwrecked and drifted to an island with nothing to eat. My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. My friend refused to eat goose and starved to death. Now that he has eaten the real goose, he knows that at that time, his friends cut off the meat on his legs and roasted it for him.

This story tells us that sometimes best friends cheat.

Jump on the train

A: Because he is optimistic about eye diseases. After crossing the tunnel, I thought my eyes were blind again. Unable to stand the blow, he committed suicide.

This story tells us that people with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when crossing tunnels.

Three. water plant

A: A few years ago, when he was diving to find a girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. I pushed hard and finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair.

This story tells girls and boyfriends not to have long hair when they go for a walk by the river.

Four. The story of the funeral

A: Because one more person dies in the family, you can have another funeral. If pp man comes to the funeral again, my sister can see him again.

This story tells us that a handsome man should not go to other people's funerals.

5. Half-court game

A: Several people travel by hot air balloon, passing through the desert, and the balloon leaks, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw down their luggage, but it wasn't enough. We had to leave one person behind, so we decided to bring some matches. Whoever draws half a stick will be thrown down. That's what happened.

This story tells us: when riding a hot air balloon, you should put a long match in your pocket just in case.

6. There are woodcuts all over the floor

Answer: Because another dwarf plays a role in the feet of all the furniture in the dwarf's house. The short man can't see, and suddenly he is much shorter when he touches the furniture. He felt that he had grown taller, that he had lost his competitive advantage, and that he had no place to live from then on. From now on, his performance will never make the box office list or be the best actor in Cannes. Everyone will stop screaming hysterically after watching his performance. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.

This story tells us that when you feel that your work efficiency is higher and your progress is faster than others recently, you should find out if your colleagues have gone out to eat roast leg of lamb and watch fireworks.

7.knocking at the door in the middle of the night

Answer: Because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the man managed to climb up. As soon as his door was opened, he was pushed down. So many times, I broke the valve and died.

This story tells us that even if you practice in an iron shirt and ask for help, you should start from the window.

Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut

A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

What's the name of the five-day-old child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

What's the name of the child with a level 6 wind? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

1 1 Why do egrets always sleep with one foot down? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.

12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

13 A or C, who is taller? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.

18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

2 1 What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

23 1234567890 which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

Who will forget the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

4 1 Why does the rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

42. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.

The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

What doesn't spit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

Which historical figure should be beaten the most? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

Whose sea is 67? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

There was a bean in 7 1 and it fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

Who is 73 meters' mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).

Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

75 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins ~ {make a foodie} answer: chocolate bar

Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again and lost again. Answer: egg noodles.

As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.

I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {I made a foodie} Answer: chocolate chess (angry) cake.

Finally, the eggs and cakes went to the big brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.

Apologize for eggs and cakes, {play a foodie} Answer: fu chocolate.

Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)

How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra

Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)