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It is sweet and salty to tease yourself. What are the sentences?

1. Let me test your math. What's your phone number, please?

2. Before I was twenty-five, I broke into a world with a plain face. After the age of 30, I basically became a RMB player. I'm embarrassed to say I'm a woman unless I'm a little hard on myself.

There is a hidden rule in the emotional world of adults. Not taking the initiative is the answer, and not responding is equal to refusing. No one in this world will be too busy to return your message for a day.

If you think I am fat, make it clear, don't beat around the bush, you really take it one step at a time! I'm not fat, I'm stable.

When I met you, my old deer said to me, have a cigarette, you can try it.