Relationships are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people

1. In this world, no one can live without it, only one is more reluctant to leave than the other.

2. People who accompany you are not always available; those who care about you are not always idle.

3. When you keep giving, you always ignore it; when you think of it occasionally, you are filled with joy.

4. No matter how persistent the love is, it can’t stand being ignored; no matter how passionate the heart is, it can’t stand the indifference.

5. Don’t wait for someone to leave before you repent; don’t wait for your heart to be broken before you rush to make up for it.

6. The scenery that flickers in and out is not necessarily the most beautiful; the feelings that never leave are the most true.

7. The world is big, and it is not easy to meet by chance; the heart is small, and you should cherish it if you have the intention!

8. Love does not come overnight, nor can it go away in a moment.

9. People's hearts gradually drift away; feelings gradually fade away.

11. If you take the initiative, you won’t be moved; if you care, you won’t be valued.

12. Why should you worry about someone who doesn’t care about you? Why should you be so devoted to someone who doesn’t care about you?

13. People have dignity and cannot be trampled on; only when the heart has feelings can it know how to let go.

14. Friends are not just words, but feelings in the heart; feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

15. In life, there are not many people who really care about us.

16. When you are proud, there are many people around you; after you are frustrated, who never goes far away.

17. People who have not seen you for a long time are the warmest people who still care about you; those who are still thinking about you after suffering from illness are the most sincere.

18. Don’t pretend too much, as long as you cherish each other enough; fate doesn’t make promises easily, as long as both of you are there.

19. Never let down the person who will never leave you; the person who treats you as dispensable is not worth paying for.

20. Feelings are like this, fake feelings versus false feelings, sincerity versus sincerity!

21. Only in times of adversity can we appreciate the warmth and warmth of human relationships; only in times of need can we see through the true and false feelings.

22. The one who is always the quietest may be the most sincere; the one who is usually the most enthusiastic may be the most unfeeling.

23. Indifference will hurt your heart; taking action will make you emotional.

24. Some things have been experienced, with losses and gains; some people have seen clearly, with pain and understanding.

25. Only at the most critical moment can you understand who is a friend who sincerely helps you and who is a stranger who doesn't care about you.

26. Love is not about how well you say it, but how well you do it.

27. The more you care about a person, the more frustrated you will be; the more you value a relationship, the more heartbroken you will be.

28. If others don’t take you seriously, why should you take it seriously? If others don’t care about you, why should you be so stubborn?

29. Emotions are never maintained by one person, but cherished by two people.

30. You can be tolerant of people, but never conniving; you can be dedicated to love, but you can't be obsessed with it.

31. If you are not cared about, you must learn to turn around; if you are not loved, you must know how to give up.

32. It’s okay not to look at the scenery you can’t see; it’s okay not to want the unresponsive feelings.

33. If you care too much about someone, you will lose yourself; if you are too eager for love, you will lose your dignity.

34. I talk to myself a lot, but I am very busy just waiting for a reply; I have been looking forward to it for a long time, and I am tired only for a reply.

35. In fact, being busy and tired are both excuses, and not loving is the real reason.

36. People who have you in their hearts will always take the initiative to look for you; people who don’t have you in their hearts will always ignore you.

37. What you are waiting for is not love, but pity; what you are asking for is not affection, but sympathy.

38. It’s not your dream, no matter how beautiful it is, you have to wake up; it’s not your love, no matter how painful it is, you have to break it.

39. Emotions are the feelings of the heart. A smile can hide it from others, but heartache cannot hide it from oneself.

40. It is always because you value someone that you feel heartache; you always feel jealous because you care about someone.

41. The more serious you are, the sadder you are; the more active you are, the more humble you are.

42. Love is never a matter of one person.

43. If you are always ignored, why bother yourself; if you are not cherished, why bother to maintain it.

44. Learning to give up is the beauty of leaving freely, and it is also the charm of confidence.

45. Don’t waste your time on worthless things;

46. Don’t pour your feelings into people who don’t know how to cherish them.

47. If you are proactive, others will ignore you; if you are caring, others will not notice.

48. Why use sincerity in exchange for sadness, and in the end only coldness is left;

49. Why bother to pay attention to withdraw indifference, in the end there is only ignorance.

50. People who have you in their hearts will not let you wait for heartache; people who do not have you in their hearts will wait no matter how long it is.

51. No one is worth it, you lower your body again and again.

52. You are the only one, so you must have confident charm; you are precious, so you must live a noble life. Talk about being afraid of losing your lover, love is not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

1. Relationships are a matter between two people. One person takes the initiative for a long time, while the other person is lukewarm. The one who takes the initiative gradually becomes tired and will no longer take the initiative! It’s not far from the time of losing it!

2. People are often cheap, and what they don’t get is always the best. You get it but don’t cherish it well

3. If you love someone too much, that person won’t love you back

4. Loving someone is too tiring, and your heart will become tired after taking the initiative for a long time. When you are hurt, being kind to someone is not as good as being kind to yourself. Everything is a cloud.

5. Is it true? I don’t understand, and I don’t want to understand. I will spend my whole life in confusion.

6. If you love someone too much, that person will not love you. Is it true?

7. If you love me, you will not leave. If you love me, you will come to me.

8. If a person takes the initiative for a long time, he will get tired. When meeting the next person, there will be no active enthusiasm, only calmness and indifference.

9. True love is not about the person you fall in love with first, or the person you know the longest! But someone who will never leave once he comes!

10. If you really love me! I won't leave! Been proactive for a long time! It will be very tiring!

11. Feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people. I cherish and wait for you, but in exchange for your ridicule, if you don’t cherish it, why should I wait for you so hard, give up on you, and give up to you? The freedom you want.

12. People’s hearts don’t get cold and feelings don’t fade away overnight.

13. Loving someone makes the world fall apart! Love each other sincerely and stay forever, never leave and never give up!

14. Love is not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people. No matter how persistent the love is, it cannot withstand being ignored.

15. Because we love each other so much, we are willing to be that fool, stupidly love each other well, cherish each other well, and we will continue to love each other even if it is not easy.

16. It doesn’t matter how much I cherish you. What’s the use of not keeping your word?

17. There are some things that give you a headache if you think about them too much and heartache if you think about them. Therefore, no matter what the outcome is, there is no need to regret.

If it is good, it is called wonderful; if it is bad, it is called experience!

18. I often tell others, don’t think too much and be heartless, so that you can be happy. But when it comes to yourself, you have to be heartless, don’t think, don’t ask, It's really hard to ignore it.

19. Don’t be tired of living a heartless life. Don’t let waiting get you down. You are really tired these years. Marriage is not a shackle. It doesn’t matter if you look away. Love yourself well and don’t let yourself get tired. So tired!

20. People can’t see too clearly. There are no fish in the water and five fingers are of different lengths. Why should you care about other people’s opinions. The classic saying about love at first sight: Love is not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people

1. Do not regret for what you have done. I just regret that there are some things that I didn’t do when I had the opportunity.

2. Falling in love will not delay learning. If you find a good partner, it will make learning progress. What really delays learning is lovelorn and secret love.

3. If you decide to give up something, please give it up completely. Those who decide never to meet again really don’t want to meet again. Stop doing things that betray yourself. If you want to love others, love yourself first.

4. You are the dream that I am looking forward to but contradictory, the wind that I catch but cannot embrace, the wine that I want to drink but am afraid of getting drunk.

5. Loving someone is easier than waiting for someone, and waiting for someone is more meaningful than loving someone. If you choose to love yourself, then I can only choose to wait for you.

6. Most people who can't sleep late at night either have stories in their hearts or old friends in their hearts.

7. No one in this world will always be who they are. Some people are destined to be hurt, some are destined to be missed, and some are only suitable to live in the heart of another person. .

8. Time flies by in such a hurry, and some stories still have no time to really start, so they were written yesterday.

9. People’s hearts gradually drift away; feelings gradually fade away. Friends are not just words, but feelings in the heart; feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

10. If you go the wrong way, remember to look back; if you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, exchange truth for truth; feelings are mutual, heart-warming. Humorous jokes between two people

Humorous jokes between two people (popular articles)

1. After dinner, my father got addicted to cigarettes. He secretly smoked at the door while my mother was washing the dishes. Maybe it was smoking. I was so forgetful that I walked in before I finished spitting out my last mouthful. My mom happened to see me. Mom: What are you doing! Dad: I don’t smoke!!! Mom: Then what did you vomit! Dad: Floating clouds

2. I went to the bank with my wife to transfer money. She went in first to fill out the form, and I parked the car. After parking, I entered the bank. I saw half of my wife’s money leaking out of her pocket. I wanted to play a prank and pretend to steal it to scare her. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he was kicked 3 meters away by the security guard...

3. Bin Laden died on May Day, and Steve Jobs died on National Day. From now on, Chinese people will take long vacations, and the world's celebrities will panic.

4. Cats and pigs are good friends. One day the cat fell into the hole, and the pig brought a rope. The cat asked the pig to throw down the rope, but it threw the whole bundle down. The cat was very depressed and said: If you throw it down like this, how can you pull me up? The pig said: Otherwise, what should I do? ?The cat said: You should hold one rope! As a result, the pig jumped down and took the other rope and said: It’s OK now! The cat cried

5. Special couplets for trains in my country: First couplet: Beer Beverage mineral water; second line: peanuts, melon seeds and eight-treasure porridge; horizontal batch: give way, give way!! (@ Midnight Triumph Song)

6.1 Pan = 1,000 yuan/square meter It is said that Mr. Pan played a humorous game New unit: Pan. Dedicated to real estate prices, 1 pan = 1,000 yuan/square meter.

7. There is a new nanny at home. In the evening, the man of the house told the nanny: Remember, the child's mother and I have breakfast at seven o'clock every morning. You want the nanny to nod repeatedly and say: Oh, I understand. You can eat first then. Don't wait for me. I want to sleep. Get up again at eight o'clock.

8. I woke up yesterday. . .

IpHONE5 is gone. . . Woke up today. . Steve Jobs is gone. . . When I wake up tomorrow, the National Day holiday is gone. . . (@Paris Chao Ren)

9. The pastor asked the church members: When you are lying in the coffin, what do you want others to say? One person said: I want others to say that I am a family man. Another said: I would like to be said to be helpful. The third person said: I hope others will say: Look, he seems to be moving!

10. In the morning, my mother went into the house to wake up her son: It’s time for the son to go to school! Why? Mom! I don’t want to Go ahead~ Tell me two reasons why you don't want to go. The kids don't like me, and the teacher doesn't like me either. So... no matter what, there is no reason not to go to school. Mom! Give me two reasons and I have to go. School! Okay! First, you are 52 years old! Second, you are the principal. ......

Humorous jokes between two people (classic)

1. Just seven days is not enough to express my love for the motherland!!! Please extend it!

2. In the examination room, student A couldn’t figure out a multiple-choice question, so he winked at classmate B next to him. Classmate B thought for a while and pointed to the female classmate in front of him. . Classmate A immediately wrote a B on the paper...

3. Finally I knew why Steve Jobs resigned. He must have been thinking that I didn’t introduce this stupid thing called iPhone 4S!

4. Now, if Al Qaeda thinks back to its attack on the United States, it will definitely make them regretful. If they had known earlier, they would have easily bought the United States if they had only waited 10 years. (@UK网友)

5. When I was still a QQ member, Painxun had a group function. I thought this should be the same as grouping, making it easier to manage friends, so I created a group for girls, and added all the girls who had good relationships, were ambiguous, and promising. Later, I fell in love

6. In the early morning of October 5th, Beijing time, Apple released a new generation of iPhone, iPhone 4S, instead of the legendary iPhone 5. It can be seen that the disappointment of many people is: don’t talk to me about technology, there is no new appearance, how can I show off!!! (@murong嗷嗷)

7. There are people in the meeting this afternoon Being late, the leader looked sullen: What time is it? Answer: More than 2,300 o'clock. Leader: I’m asking you when! Answer: When the market closes. The leader said: Who asked you to be late? Answer: China is safe, but China, which is in good condition, is not safe anymore. The leader was anxious and pointed: Get out! Answer: If you can't get out, China Ping An has dropped to its limit. . . . (@苏渝)

8. A boy asked his favorite girl to go up the mountain to see the night view. The lights of thousands of houses were very beautiful. At this time, a cool breeze blew, and the boy lowered his head and asked: Is it cold? The girl thought to herself that he was so considerate, and replied with a smile: No, thank you! The boy said: Can you take off your coat and let me wear it? I'm so cold.

9. The guys at the party talked about what they did after offending their wives. Finally, there are a few old methods: kneeling on the washboard, kneeling on the keyboard, kneeling on the motherboard. If a guy brags that his wife loves her, he will definitely not kneel down like this. Everyone booed him and asked him to call his wife and go over the options hands-free. His wife said: It hurts to kneel down, why are you so bad! We asked: What are you kneeling for? His wife was silent for a long time: Kneel down and make instant noodles, don’t let the crumbs fall off!

10. One day I will go I was shopping for treasures in an antique store, and the shop owner noticed that I was a stick. So, after a conversation that made me faint, I boldly said: No matter what you look at, they are all genuine! I slowly turned to a pile of bronzes and suddenly saw a bronze bust of Chairman Mao. It was old-fashioned but very powerful. I held it in my hand and played with it. I discovered that there was something else under the seat of the bronze statue. It is written that it was made by the emperor in the year of Qianlong.

Humorous jokes between the two (selected articles)

1. In 2023, Putin and Medvedev were in a cafe. Putin said: I am old and can’t even remember the two of us now. Who is, who is the president now.

Medvedev: Now you are! Putin: Oh! Then you should go and pour me a cup of coffee! Medvedev: Then he turned around and muttered: Pull it down. When I was president, I was the one who poured it for you (@ Guevara)

2. According to netizens: Xie Na and Zhang Jie received a wedding gift of 37 million yuan. He Jiong 1.7 million, Wu Qilong 3 million, Wu Xin 200,000, Du Haitao 200,000, Wang Han 1.5 million, A Duo 660,000, Xiao Shenyang 1.2 million, Zhao Benshan 6 million, Yu Entai 800,000, Wei Chen 500,000, Wang Yuexin 180,000, Zhang Weijian 700,000 , Cai Kangyong 800,000, Li Weijia 560,000, Du Wenze 500,000, Su Youpeng 800,000, Ma Yili 190,000, Tianyu Long Danni 900,000.

3. Hey buddy! Help me collect my clothes tonight? If you don’t want to collect them, go back and collect them yourself. Your uncle! When I returned to the dormitory at night, my clothes were already in the closet. Bring me a meal for your sister. If you don’t bring it, why don’t you bring it for me? Before leaving, he turned around and asked impatiently: How dare you yell at your girlfriend for what to eat, and she will do everything for you? ? Summary: Good gay friends are a lifelong thing. (@We love to tell witty words)

4. When I went to work this morning, I passed a stall selling keys. I heard a girl ask the boss: Boss, can I get the keys? The boss replied: Yes. Then, MM stood blankly in front of the stall, and the boss looked at her. There was a long silence. Finally, the boss couldn't help but said: Where is the key? MM: Key? Why should I come to you to match me if I have the key? Boss:... .....

5. In Chinese class, the teacher asked Xiaohua to make sentences using the Great Wall. Xiaohua answered: The Great Wall is very long. The teacher was unhappy: No, make another one! Xiaohua said: It can’t be done, I’m not Qin Shihuang!

6. The status of a classmate: I got bad stomach tissue from eating in the past two days, and there is a problem in the Kikube area Thundershowers.

7. Girl: Let’s break up. Boy: Why? Girl: Android rooting is easy, I learned it. Boy: But you can only flash Android native. Girl: Boy: Didn’t you know that Android phones can also flash Wp7 and iOS? Girl: I hate it, I didn’t tell you earlier.

8. Work was relatively easy today. When I passed by MM at the front desk, MM said: You are so free! I asked her with a smile: You licked me! MM looked messy.

9. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Sister Feng. A powerful woman may not necessarily be charming, such as Master Miejie.

10. How does the Changsha Municipal Government hold a meeting? Changsha city leaders held a meeting, and the director of the Xiangxiang Office called out names: Typical pig (Telecommunications Bureau)? Answer: Come! Somewhat pig (Post and Telecommunications Bureau)? Come! Call! Meat pig (Education Bureau)? Go! Man is a pig (Personnel Bureau)? Go! Mother is a pig (Grain Bureau)? Go! Fighting Pig (Land Bureau)? Go! Old Dou Pig (Labor Bureau) ?;Here! The crippled pig (Bureau of Land and Resources)?;Here! The sleeping pig (Local Taxation Bureau)?;Here! The sleeping pig (Inland Revenue Bureau)?;Here! I am a pig (Security Bureau)?;Here! Sleepy stare The Pig (Civil Affairs Bureau) is here! The Painful Pig (Transportation Bureau) is here! The Punishment Pig (Cultural Bureau) is here! The Deaf Pig [Agricultural Bureau] is here! Host: All the pigs are here. Fly now!