An absurd poem about the beginning of school.

1. You know more about the sentence of starting school.

The difference between school and life? At school, you will learn a lesson.

Then conduct a test. In life, you have a test and teach you one.

Lesson.

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I don't know what "moss" stands for in the proverb, but if it stands for

Useful knowledge. I collected more moss through scrolling than ever before.

School.

What's the point of studying if the final exam is not final? We will go back to school next year!

High school is always a drama zone. Only the strongest and cleverest people know how to avoid it.

boy

Into the classroom: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I see a sign.

The way to school. Teacher: What does the sign say? Boy: The school ahead.

Slow down.

2. Anecdotes about learning 1. Why did you get bad grades? There are four situations: 1. Have a mobile phone in your hand, 2. There is an SB, 3, 3 in my heart. There is a funny ratio on the side! 4. IQ is not in the service area. The bell rang and I saw a sleeping pill come in. The bell rang, and I saw Xuanmai gum go out.

I feel sick as soon as I read a book. Listening to you today is better than studying for ten years.

4, this is really burning: now you want 3000 yuan to hire a migrant worker? Don't be ridiculous, 3000 yuan can only recruit one college student! ! 5. "The exam is coming, so many answers are copied to your lap. Can you copy them? " "If it is swollen, you can copy it!" 6. "I didn't study hard since I was a child because I was afraid of the dark." "What is the relationship between poor study and fear of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

7. In college, my ex-girlfriend fell asleep during the exam and died in the examination room. Remind everyone here: don't doze off in the road test.

8. Our school is a good school! Although we finish class late, we start class early! Although we have less rest, we have more classes! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although the holiday is late, the school starts early! Although we have less activities, we have more homework! Looking for a school, you should choose this! Go to school more and have fewer holidays! 9. In the history class, the teacher asked everyone to memorize the date of birth and death of the characters and make a spot check in the next class.

3. Adapting funny ancient poems: no bathing in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and mosquitoes can't run away.

So the foot of my bed lit up, Li Bai opened the window and the fat woman was climbing the window. Li Bai saw it and picked up the AK gun.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat, but suddenly he heard that the boat was leaking, and the Peach Blossom Lake was deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Li Bai went to get a haircut, but he shaved it all without paying the shopkeeper.

Thousands of miles of warblers are singing green and reflecting red, and the fruit of every village in Shuicun was blown deaf. In the Southern Dynasty, it was bombed in 480, and many towers were scrapped.

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed, Li Bai opened the window and there was a sea of fire outside. He rushed to the attic, smoking more and more, and rushing to the worse door.

I insist that the roast duck won't relax, its roots are in the grass, and I can't stand it. The dragon wagged its tail and dug a hole in the ground, once in Mexico.

Sleep in spring without taking a bath, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and come to the mosquito control team at night. Where did the mosquito go?

When the moon sets and it rains all over the sky, all the fishing fires in Jiangfeng are extinguished. Hanshan Temple outside Gusu repairs clocks at midnight.

At the beginning of life, a sex idiot got zero for cheating in the exam. Dad found out how to fuck him with that kitchen knife, but he couldn't. What should I do? What should I do with that AK? What should I do? What should I do if he calls the emperor? What should I do if I jump off a building to find a bump man? What should I do? Cold salad!

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. I study, you make trouble, I take exams, you peek, I eat, I peek, and I see two rotten eggs.