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Have you ever had any weird roommates?

Meeting a weirdo in the vast crowd means that you have won the lottery. If you are still roommate with a weirdo, you have won the first-class lottery. Unfortunately, I am the one who won the first-class lottery. When I saw this topic, I thought of my college roommate Xiao A.

I remember that the happiest day when we were in college in our dormitory was when Little A came home on Sunday (because she was a local). As soon as she comes back, we dormitory people will surely shout that we can finally have a good sleep.

Little A’s work and rest schedule is different from ours. We usually get up at 7:30 when there are classes, sleep a little longer when there are no classes, and sometimes turn off the lights and go to bed at 11 or 12 o’clock at night. She gets up on time at five in the morning, brushes her teeth and washes her face, and goes to bed at nine-thirty in the evening.

Going to bed at 9:30 pm is undoubtedly a good habit. But every time she went to bed, she asked us not to make any noise, to stay quiet, and not to disturb her sleep. She gets up at five o'clock in the morning, washes and scrubs, making a lot of noise, only thinking about herself and not others. It was such a torture for us to persist in this way until we graduated from college.

Little A looks very clean on the surface, but her hygiene habits are really unacceptable to the girls in our dormitory. She usually saves her clothes for a week. She piles her coat, underwear, and socks into a basin and throws them under the bed, and then throws them all into the school's public washing machine.

Especially in the summer, when there was no air conditioning in the dormitory, only a small fan, and the smell coming from under the bed made me feel out of breath in the dormitory. She never took out the garbage in the dormitory, and she never paid for garbage bags.

Little A also has typical "amnesia", that is, he borrows money from others and forgets to pay it back. One time she borrowed fifty yuan from me, and I gave it to her as soon as I was confused. But after a month, she didn't mention it at all, and I was too embarrassed to ask her for it.

So, one time I deliberately went to the supermarket with her. When I was paying, I told her that I had forgotten my wallet, otherwise I would ask her to return the fifty yuan she had lent me before. At first, I thought she would show that she had forgotten what she suddenly remembered. I also thought about how to cover up this embarrassing scene, but she just handed me the fifty yuan directly and said, "Here." You", I was really confused at the time.

Little A really loves to show off. No matter what he buys, he has to show it off. Once he bought a coat of a certain brand and deliberately hung the brand outside to be conspicuous in the dormitory. When we asked her how much it cost, it seemed quite expensive, and she blurted out two thousand yuan.

“Wow, it almost covers our living expenses for one and a half months!” Another girl in our dormitory exclaimed. Little A said disdainfully, "What's this?" When we went to the mall on Sunday, we happened to see this dress. It was an old model on sale and cost less than 300 yuan. Once we heard Little A having an argument on the phone with her mother. She seemed to think her mother was giving her too little living expenses. If she didn't pay more, she would never go back. In fact, we all know that she is a poor student in the class, but she spends money lavishly and often buys things for different boys.

Now that I have graduated from college, I felt finally relieved when I moved out of the dormitory, but I was a little reluctant to leave because I probably would never meet such a weird roommate again.