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What's the most unexpected death you've ever heard?

Tell me about my personal experience. It's my brother-in-law My sister-in-law is only five years older than me. When she was young, she often played together. My sister-in-law was admitted to a university in Tianjin, where she met a soldier brother. They talk about love. Brother Bing from Henan is very handsome. At that time, grandparents disagreed, but they couldn't control their daughters.

After my sister-in-law graduated in 2000, because college students chose their own jobs at that time, they were not assigned. Sister-in-law and brother Bing came to our hometown together. There was no ceremony, and they got a marriage certificate. At that time, my father was the director of the collective enterprise in our village, and the young couple worked in that collective factory. Because there is no house, they live in the dormitory of the factory, and their lives are fairly smooth.

Until one day, at 1 o'clock in the morning, my father suddenly got a call from my sister-in-law and said, brother-in-law, I can't make it. Our whole family was moved by the sound and went to the factory. When I got there, I heard that 120 had left, and my brother-in-law was lying in bed, covered with a quilt. Sister-in-law knelt on the ground in agony. We gradually learned the situation: my sister-in-law said I was an uncle. When I fell asleep, my eyes suddenly opened and my mouth suddenly fainted. She quickly pinched someone, but there was no response, so she called 120, 120. The doctor can't explain why. We think it is incredible, but it is already a fact.

Because my uncle was from Henan, the traffic was not very developed at that time. A few days later, my family came, and my brother and I took turns watching the vigil for those days. Although I was a girl, I was in my twenties at that time, and I was not afraid at all. I thought this was my family, although my uncle died suddenly. A few days later, my brother-in-law's father came. He is a thin old man. After the little old man came, he cried for a while with his son in his arms. He made a request to buy clothes for the people and put clothes on his brother-in-law. After cremation, the father went home with his son's ashes.

Although my sister-in-law and brother-in-law have no children, this incident has dealt a great blow to my sister-in-law, and she almost went insane. My brother-in-law's death was an accidental death I have ever seen. Later, my sister-in-law told me that my brother-in-law often went to see a doctor when he was young. Some people say he won't live long. At that time, my sister-in-law listened as a joke, and we couldn't help chatting.

The death of my classmate.

My home is in the northeast, and it is very cold during the Spring Festival. My classmate lives in my backyard. One night, someone lit a motorcycle in the middle of the night, but it never succeeded. I walked for almost half an hour. At that time, dad said whose family went out to work in the middle of the night. It's too cold outside to go out and watch.

I didn't know that my classmate was killed until the next morning. The body curled up under the closet. There are a lot of clothes on it. There is blood in the toilet at the door, but there is soot in the shoes beside my classmate's bed. The police believe that an acquaintance committed the crime.

I also want to talk about my classmates' parents here. At that time, his mother eloped with another man, and his father chased him. It happened that my classmate was at home alone that night.

We haven't heard from this case for years.

A few years later, a family in a neighboring town choked to death after drinking soda. My wife scolded her husband for raping a female student and throwing others into the reservoir to drown, so that our children would not die so violently (in our hometown, people who died of illness were called sudden death). Neighbors reported the case after hearing the news, and the man was arrested and gave up several men who committed crimes together that year. One of them was arrested. I don't know what it is about Fan. He admitted that he killed my classmate.

It turns out that my classmate's mother is also related to this man. That man really saw his mother that day. As a result, I heard that I ran away with someone else and killed the son of a concubine in a rage. Poor my classmate was only ten years old when he was killed, and he was very smart, because his mother had already left this world.

When I was a child, I didn't dare to walk in front of my classmate's house at night. I always dreamed about him when I slept. It hit me hard, too.

My colleague's old father died in the most unexpected way I have ever heard of. When my colleague told us about it, we were completely shocked. he said ...

My father was 82 when he died. Although he is over eighty years old, he is neither deaf nor blind. He doesn't eat or drink, but drinks two cups a day.

My father keeps his daily life in order. He gets up every morning and then goes for a walk in the park. Then he went to a fixed noodle restaurant to eat noodles and went home.

In the morning, he sat alone in the yard making a pot of tea, listening to Beijing opera while drinking tea, and was carefree.

At noon, he drank three or two glasses of wine by himself.

In the afternoon, he sometimes goes fishing by the river with a fishing rod, sometimes plays mahjong twice in the elderly activity room, and sometimes chats and drinks tea at his old comrades' home. ...

He still drinks three or two glasses of wine alone in the evening.

That summer, one of my nieces got married and invited our family one day in advance because she was holding wine in other places.

My father insisted on not going. He said, "I'm too lazy to follow you. You all go. I am at home alone. It happened that an old comrade-in-arms of mine was ill in hospital some time ago, and I heard that he had just been discharged these two days. I just took this time to see him, and we had a good chat. "

We can't beat him, so we have to give up. We were supposed to go home the next night, but my niece kindly stayed, so we stayed one more day.

On the afternoon of the third day, I came home, pushed open the door, and found the old man lying in bed dying, with an unopened bottle of Moutai beside him. So the family quickly dialed the emergency number 120.

The first thing before me is to find out what happened to him in the past three days.

So, I dialed the phone of my father's old comrade-in-arms, and the old comrade-in-arms were also very anxious to hear this.

He said, "Three nights ago, your father came to see me alone. I can't drink because I just got out of the hospital. Just as my son bought me two bottles of Maotai, he drank one himself. After drinking, I was worried that he had drunk too much, so I left him in our house and went home without knowing that he said nothing. You are not ignorant of his stubborn temper. If he wants to go, who can stay When I left, I brought him back the remaining bottle of Moutai. It was still good at the time, and what happened later? "

Now I understand that my father is drunk and nobody takes care of him when he goes home. For three days, he didn't get a drop of water and was dying of hunger.

The old man lay in the ICU of the hospital for three days, but still gave up.

When my father was buried, I poured the remaining bottles of Maotai in front of his grave.

Half a month later, I met the son of his old comrade-in-arms on the road. I saw him wearing black filial piety on his arm like me. I was surprised and asked him, "Who are you mourning for?"

He sighed and said, "When my father heard about your father, he was anxious and regretful, saying that it was his fault that he didn't leave him and live at home, so your father starved to death. He will go in a few days. "

Hearing this, I can't help but sigh, it's really a comrade-in-arms in distress!

Great, two old comrades-in-arms, when we get there, we can enjoy drinking.

As children, especially parents who are old, try not to leave their parents alone at home.

If you really need to go out, you must stay at home alone, otherwise you will take the old man out.

Otherwise, if you are not careful, you will be just like my colleague. Leave a lifelong regret.

What other bizarre ways have you heard or seen to die?

First of all, it's my great-uncle. His family is in good condition and rich, but he was scared to death alive!

The thing is, when my uncle was about 50 years old, he went to the hospital one day and found out that it was lung cancer, but it was not advanced. Then the family arranged for him to be hospitalized that day without telling him the truth. When hanging the infusion bag or bottle in the evening, my uncle said to the nurse, "Please let me go home. I am hospitalized with a cold." The nurse said, "You have cancer. Where are you going?" My uncle was shocked and left that night, so everyone said he was scared to death. ...

The second is my grandfather, who died when I was born, so I haven't seen him. But from my mother's mouth, my grandfather has a particularly bad temper, and several children don't kiss him. I like to release foxes when I am alive. When he died, it was strange. He was hanged to the ground. Many people say that my grandfather let too many foxes go, and he deserved it. I don't quite accept this statement.

Thirdly, my junior high school boy, whose friend is my neighbor, once told me that this classmate has a crush on me, which is very infatuated. However, he never confessed to me until graduation, and we never contacted each other again. He studies very well and is excellent. He is the study committee member in the class. Later, I heard that he was admitted to the university. Later, I heard that he became a doctor. Later, I heard that he got married and had children. The last news is that I heard him jump off a building! It is said to be depression. I still can't figure out why the boy with excellent academic performance, the shy boy, the boy with a good job and a good future will jump off a building in depression.

These are the three most unexpected deaths I have ever heard.

In the late 1980s, some naughty children stole peaches from the orchard at night, were found in the orchard and chased them to the edge of the orchard. When they saw the child run away, they fired a shot into the air (at that time, private ownership of shotguns, that is, birds with guns in the front cabin, was allowed to scare the children). Who knows there are some trees outside the orchard, and there is a child hidden in the trees. With a gunshot, they fell to the ground and hung up [picking their noses].

There were two murders in Juye county that year, and the murderers all lit lanterns. My mother went to see the fun twice.

In one case, a son earned money in Shanxi and returned to his hometown when he was old enough to marry.

But her mother wants to marry her 18-year-old daughter to her son, that is, her younger brother with his own sister.

My daughter, who had never studied, listened to her mother and sneaked into her brother's bed in the middle of the night. Then these two people really hooked up, so brother and sister became husband and wife.

Later, when my father found out, he strongly disagreed. This is incest. Father swore all day long, and Niang Er couldn't get through it, so she got drunk on rainy days and killed her father.

It happened that the old father also had a dry girl who came back to pay her respects when she heard that her father had died. I cried thinly, and tears ran down my nose. When I went to blow my nose in the back, I saw a pair of scissors on the ground, all covered with sticky blood. My goddaughter became suspicious. I checked my old father's body and found a big hole in his neck, so I goddaughter reported it to the authorities.

Niang Saner was arrested and taken to the county. At first, her daughter had to ride a donkey in the street. A wooden donkey is in the shape of a donkey and has four wheels. There is a three-inch nail on the donkey's back, and the tip of the nail is up. The daughter sat on the donkey and the nail pierced her body. Her mother pushed the donkey, and her brother pulled the donkey's reins and shouted as he walked, "I'm not human." I treat my sister as a daughter-in-law and sleep with my sister. "

At that time, the county towns were all dirt roads, and the wooden donkeys were jumping. In less than half a lap, my daughter died.

The next day, two other murderers, my brother and my mother, were lit lanterns. Lighting a lamp is to dig a hole in the prisoner's shoulder, pour oil on it, twist it, light a fire and slowly burn people to death.

The girls on the stage grinned and screamed in pain. My mother couldn't stand it and left.

In another case, a father went out to make money and was happy to come back. He passed by his daughter's house and planned to stay for one night. Who knows that the daughter is greedy for money and discusses with her husband to kill her father at night.

The husband thought it was a joke, but he didn't expect his wife to be serious. He said he didn't dare. It's no use for his wife to scold him. He won't make money and doesn't want fat sheep. It's so late that no one will see him.

The husband had no choice but to cooperate with his wife to kill his father-in-law. As a result, when carrying the body, my husband was timid and accidentally fell down, waking up the children at home. So the two men carried their father's body to the cowshed and buried it hastily, intending to go out and bury it the next day.

Unexpectedly, the old mother came before dawn the next day, saying that she dreamed that her daughter killed her wife. The daughter was surprised, but she denied it. He said, "If Dad comes back, he will definitely go home first. Besides, can I kill dad? "

Her mother thought so, too, so she didn't think much. Just in time for dinner, he said he would kill a chicken to eat. The old lady said while killing the chicken, why is there so much blood in this chicken? At this time, the little grandson came over and said that there was not as much blood as grandpa. The old lady asked in surprise, where is your grandfather? The little grandson replied that he was killed by his mother and buried in the cowshed.

So the old lady went to sue the official, and her daughter and husband were taken away and lit lanterns.

These people lit by lanterns were not collected, and the bodies were finally thrown into mass graves and eaten by dogs.

Xiao-ying Lin whisper:

This is a story from "Poor Times, Chaos Times". If it weren't for CCTV reports, I couldn't believe that there had been such a chaotic world.

I am really glad that I was born in a good time and a good place. I thank the times and fate.

Education is really important. Without education, you can do anything stupid.

Listening to the true story of their hospital told by a doctor friend, doctors see strange ways to die every day, and it feels like the real version of "1000 ways to die".

Let's start with the first one.

Their hospital admitted a patient with cerebral hemorrhage. Although the hospital tried its best to rescue him, the patient died on the operating table because the bleeding site was in the brain stem. Now hospitals are most afraid of patients dying on the operating table, so some hospitals would rather not have surgery even if it is possible to cure them, but the risk is relatively high.

As expected, the patient died on the operating table and his family began to make a scene. Even if the doctor didn't make a mistake later, the patient's wife kept making trouble and lying in the hospital bed every day. The hospital wouldn't leave the hospital without paying huge "losses", clamoring that even if she died, she would die in that bed.

The hospital is very helpless to her, so she lies in bed every day and abuses her again and again.

Lying for months and months, I don't get out of bed every day except going to the toilet. Even if I go to the toilet, I lie down after going to the toilet.

One day a few months later, she got up and went to the toilet. As a result, she fell unconscious on the ground together. Despite the hospital's best efforts, she died. It turned out that because she never exercised when she was lying down every day, a venous embolism formed in her lower limbs, and when she got up, the embolism ran to her lungs.

She really died in that bed, just like she said.

So, otaku, don't lie down all the time, you'll die.

Let me talk about the second one.

This man was fine when he came. According to himself, he fell on a motorcycle and suffered a little skin injury on his head. He asked the doctor to dress it up. The doctor asked him to have a ct scan, but he refused to do it because he felt fine. Doing ct is a waste of money. How can he have a cerebral hemorrhage when he can walk by himself? The doctor just wanted to do more tests, so he left despite his repeated requests.

As a result, he came again the next day, but he was carried by his family. When his family brought him, he was already dead. It is said that he went home to sleep and never woke up.

It turns out that sometimes cerebral hemorrhage caused by trauma has no obvious symptoms at first, and when there are obvious symptoms, it is too late.

So if you are injured, you should listen to the doctor, or you will die.

Finally, ride a motorcycle slowly. When a motorcycle has an accident, no one lives, especially the person sitting in the back, often dies on the spot without rescue.

Speaking of this classmate, he should be the richest in our class! I have a company at home, and I am a completely rich second generation! Before I went to Jiangsu, I also organized a class reunion. I was very rich and very boss! He said that he invested millions and wanted to start his own company. He also said that whoever loses his job will go to him in the future. He is a heroic, passionate and ready to make great achievements!

After he left, he sent pictures of the company and work scenes to the group when he was free. What equipment did he enter? Today, he is adjusting the plane again. New workers are slow to get started. In short, they are busy! Everyone is so difficult to tease the boss!

Later, I learned it was gambling. He didn't lose money, but he won money. If you win, you lose your life! The reason is that he plays poker with his daughter-in-law and two others, and they all know each other. They belong to a place in our hometown! One of them lost 300 thousand that night, but he said he had no money and wanted to give it ten days later! The students agreed!

When he asked for money ten days later, he said he had no money. The classmate was angry and humiliated him, saying that he had no money to play. Then let him raise money as soon as possible! Who knows, the more he thinks about it, the more wrong he is. He thinks it's his classmates and daughter-in-law and another person who even cheated him! So he took a knife to the place where his classmates lived, said he would give money, and asked his classmates if they were partners in cheating him. Students say that if you can't afford it, don't play. First of all, he quarreled. In the quarrel, the man stabbed his classmate. His wife came and stabbed her. Two children stood there crying, but fortunately they didn't attack the children again!

The man fled the scene, but was caught a few days later! Unfortunately, I am in the prime of life, and my career and family are happy and enviable! His parents only have one child, and I don't know how to be sad! Without this accident, his life would have been wonderful! But I didn't expect to be ruined by gambling! Also remind our friends that only by staying away from gambling and caring for your family can your family be harmonious and happy!

I always believe that there is no white money in the world, and only down-to-earth money can be more planned. Every time I win a bet, I am complacent, just welcoming the return of my capital; Every time you lose a bet, you are silent, but you are secretly gritting your teeth to save the next chance. Don't believe that gambling can make you rich. Once addicted, it is your family!

At 0: 30 in the morning/kloc-2: 30, I got a call from my mother. My mother sobbed. I asked her what was going on. She was too excited to speak. She asked her father to answer the phone. Dad is sobbing, too I comforted her. Don't make them cry. Tell me what happened first. My father said my sister was missing. I think it's interesting. I was angry with my family or friends and ran away. I said I'd go home and find her. She usually listens to me. I was nervous all the way. On my way home, I had to pass by the river. Suddenly I saw dozens of people and ambulances piled up by the river. There is another person lying on the ground, covered with something, and all his uncles and aunts are there. I got off the bus. Before I knew the situation, my aunt gave me a hug and said that my sister had left, and then pointed out that she had just been salvaged. I passed out at that time, and I don't want to believe this fact until now. Now I just hope you have a good life there.

That must be "selfie death".

On March 29th, the Consulate General of China in Los Angeles learned from the US police that a resident of the Macau Special Administrative Region of China accidentally fell off a cliff and died while traveling in the Grand Canyon National Park. The Consulate General of China in Los Angeles said that it would provide necessary assistance for the aftermath of the accident.

According to local media reports, tourists who fell off the cliff walked to the edge of the cliff next to the glass overpass, with their backs to the cliff, trying to take pictures of themselves standing on the edge of the cliff. But for some reason, tourists lost their center of gravity at the edge of the cliff and unfortunately fell.

Tourists have fallen off cliffs before the Grand Canyon in the United States. Why does it happen again and again?

But the reason why I risked my life to take some selfies that I thought I was brave was just to seek the thrill of adventure and show off my so-called courage.

I hope you can understand that I go to see the mountains, the sea and the world, not to leave anything there, but to let them leave something in my heart, so don't ask me why I don't take pictures or bring souvenirs, because you can't see my scenery.