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What’s new in our class

New things in our class 1

When school was over last Friday, Teacher Tang of our class organized an activity for us. This activity not only allowed us to read more extracurricular books, but also It also allowed us to communicate with each other, and she organized a book donation event.

Teacher Tang asked each student to bring two or more books back to school so that the whole class could exchange them with each other. On Saturday, Teacher Tang posted the books we wanted to read on the class blog. Let us choose the books we like, and then let the monitor count them for us. Soon the students will report the books they bought to the monitor. I bought three books that I like to read. One is Chinese mythology, one is Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, and the other is Robinson Crusoe.

As soon as I bought the book, I couldn’t wait to send the title to the class monitor. Because the teacher said that we should exchange books with each other, we couldn’t buy duplicate books. Soon the students posted the books they bought on their blogs and asked the monitor to register the titles. One of the classmates said that I bought How Steel Was Tempered and The Little Prince, and another said that I bought The Wanderings of Sanmao and The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Soon the students had bought almost all the books the teacher had sent us to read. There were also a few that we couldn't find, and many enthusiastic parents helped us look for them online. On Monday morning, the students took the books they bought back to school and handed them to the monitor. Soon the bookcases in our class were filled to the brim.

Now the teacher has finished the rafting platform so that I can exchange reading together. What’s new in our class 2

Let me tell you something new. Some time ago, our class held an essay competition. Don't be shocked when you hear this. In the past, every student in our class didn’t like writing essays. But over the past year, under the education of Teacher Huang, every student in our class has fallen in love with writing essays.

On Monday morning, after we raised the national flag, we heard Principal Song holding a microphone and saying that the first prize winner in the "I Walk with Integrity" essay competition was Chen Kaiqi from Class 152. When Principal Song registered for the second prize, when I heard my name, I couldn’t believe that I would win the prize! At that time, our whole class looked at me in surprise.

Later, our award-winning classmates also received their certificates and had their photos taken. Back in the classroom, the teacher also praised Chen Kaiqi and me.

After I got home from school, I happily took out the certificate and told my sister and mother that I had won the award. They were shocked when they saw the certificate. My sister said, "You can't tell. Zhou Bowen, who is always criticized, actually won an award! This is really a new thing." My mother smiled and said, "Where does the sun come from today?"

Later, my mother and sister encouraged me and told me: "Don't be proud, you must study hard and do better."

This was my first grade in elementary school. Winning the award for the first time, it feels really good to win the award. I will definitely study hard and get more awards in the future. What’s new in our class 3

Today is a special day because it is my first time to participate in a composition training class. I thought it would be boring, but I didn't expect it to be so "fresh"

The first new thing is guessing riddles. When I heard this riddle, I suddenly felt very happy. The first riddle is "Red coral beads, eat honey in your mouth." After hearing this riddle, I thought about it from left to right. I thought to myself: Is this a cherry, an apple or a peach? I thought about it for a long time and finally I decided it was cherry. When the teacher said that students who thought they were cherries should raise their hands, I raised my right hand. yeah! I answered correctly and the teacher gave us 20 points.

The second new thing is fighting for luck and drawing red envelopes. At first, I was wrong. I thought it was the Spring Festival. We approached the teacher and took out the teacher's red envelope. When I received the red envelope, I thought to myself: Hahaha! An "African" like me gets good prizes anyway. I have 30 Angkor coins. Just when I think I'm the best, I look at others. "Wow, a pack of QQ candy!" "Wow, you won 100 yuan!" If you look at me again, I only have 30 yuan, but I still have no skills.

The third new thing is our teacher, Miss Cherry——. Teacher Cherry is as amiable as our relatives. Our teachers are special. He talks like a cherry, very sweet. Some jokes are often told in class, for example: "The Last Level", the teacher is compared to the passion and joy we have when playing games.

Look at our teacher and see how "fresh" the cherries are.

These are the fun “new” things in our class. I thought: With these "new" things, my learning journey will be more interesting. What's new in our class 4

"Come on!" "Kill Wei Ye!" "No, kill Zhu Boyu!" Such voices came from time to time in the classroom. It turned out that there was a ruler competition. .

Our class has recently become obsessed with the "Ruler War" like gambling. The so-called "Ruler War" is to put rulers on the table and hit each other. The person who falls will die.

However, one thing disrupted the entire "Chikukai". The King of the Chikukai, Ye Mu, transferred to another school! In an instant, the entire "Shakukai" was in darkness, and it was out of control. All professional rulers (including me) had nothing to do. Fortunately, the class president (squad leader) calmed down and set the time for the King's Contest, and the "Shakukai" gradually calmed down. .

We "professional shakushou" waited and waited, and finally the day came. At noon, all the "professional" shakushou in the class came to fight with their own "favorite generals". The game started. I first made a Marcel roundabout and knocked Huang Ziyang off the stage. Wei Lingyu defeated Zhang Wangjunhan with a golf style. The girls surrounded Cai Yuhao. Cai Yuhao broke through the encirclement and made peace with us and formed an alliance. Our small group of boys rushed into the girl army, seven in and seven out. In the end, only Wei Lingyu survived. The other boys stopped killing each other and attacked the girl army together with Wei Lingyu. The girl group was wiped out. The boys continued their civil war, and the competition became intense... There was a flurry of punches and kicks, and finally Wei Ye stood up and became the new generation king. We cheered for him.

This moment has become the most wonderful moment in my heart. What's new in our class 5

"Ding-a-Ling-Ling" class is over, and the quiet playground suddenly becomes lively. The students were playing happily on the playground. At this time, other classes found that our class was different from before.

During the recess activities in the past, the boys in our class loved to play the "pressing" game. It means that one person knocks another person down, and the others press up one by one, and finally forms a hill. Not only was it dangerous, there were also fights while playing. Girls love to play the game of "dragon wagging its tail". Several girls formed a line and ran left and right, until the last few girls were thrown onto their backs. Other classes stay far away from our class during recess time for fear of being knocked down by us. I ran around like crazy for 10 minutes. I still haven’t gotten over the excitement during class, and the classroom discipline is very chaotic.

Once, in the self-study class, the head teacher, Teacher Wang, said to us sincerely: "You are all grown up children. There are many games. You must learn to play civilized games..." After listening to the teacher's words, we also understood Playing also requires methods. So, everyone brainstormed and came up with many civilization games. For example: rock, paper, scissors, one meter two meters three...

Now, the classroom discipline of our class has been significantly improved, and the friction between classmates has been reduced, and friendship has been enhanced. Teachers from other classes also gave our class a thumbs up.

This is what’s new in my class. I hope there will be more and more new things like this in our class! What's new in our class 6

Today, there was a "disappearance case" in our class.

In our third class in the morning, the Chinese teacher discovered that three female classmates "mysteriously disappeared." The teacher asked Pan Chen: "Do you know where they went?" "They...may have hid under the balcony on the first floor." Pan Chen said.

As soon as the teacher heard this, he knew that these three "deserters" had skipped school. The teacher immediately sent three "Detective Conan" from our class - me, Sun Peihao and Liu Zhaoyang - to take Pan Chen to investigate.

We discussed as we walked: "First, go to the corridor on the first floor to have a look. Sun Peihao was guarding the door, Liu Zhaoyang was guarding the corner of the stairs, Pan Chen went to the women's room to have a look, and I went to look under the stairs. . We use 'catch' as ??a signal. "Everything is assigned and everyone is ready." I quickly walked to the bottom of the stairs to take a look, and sure enough, all three of them were here! As soon as they saw me, they ran away, and I shouted "catch them!"! Sun Peihao and Liu Zhaoyang jumped out suddenly, each of them caught one, and the other was left. I was so frightened that I turned around and ran upstairs. I had been waiting here for a long time. When she came, I took advantage of her and caught her in one go. At this time Pan Chen also came back.

We handed them to the teacher, and the teacher wrote on the blackboard: 30 minutes between classes and 40 minutes for the third period. "Please count how long they have been playing." When we calculated, we took a breath of cold air. We really didn't know, but we were shocked when we calculated. They played for 70 minutes! When we told the time together, the teacher was also shocked. Asked these three people: "How are you feeling now?" They bowed their heads and said nothing, shedding tears of regret.

These three girls are the famous troublemakers in my class - Song Xuan, Li Shuo and Chi Shuwei. What’s new in our class 7

A new thing happened in our class that is shocking, will make you cry, and will scare you to death if you tell it. What's going on? Li Siyu, the thin boy in our class, usually weighs only 46 pounds at most. This afternoon, during the physical examination and weighing, a miracle happened. Li Siyu was actually 2 pounds heavier than the "big fat pig" Gao Shuguang in our class. This incident caused a stir in our class. Li Siyu looked quite thin, weighing 58 pounds. This became big news. In order to find out more about this matter, Cao Rui and I went to find out. Firstly, we wanted to restore Li Siyu's "innocence", and secondly, we wanted to tell the students the truth about the matter. I asked Li Siyu: "Why are you so fat?" When I asked, Li Siyu blushed: "Since a month ago, I have been living at my grandma's house, and grandma makes me eat big fish and meat all day long. I am like this I’m getting fatter day by day.”

Cao Rui asked, “You can stop eating.”

Li Siyu said, “Grandma treats me like a baby. She keeps giving me so much food all day long. I eat meat and fish. I have to eat. If I don’t obey, grandma will be sad. I can only eat and eat to make grandma happy.”

“Oh!” I finally understand." So, I ran from the playground to the classroom with my "scud" and said to the classmates: "Li Siyu is too fat because her grandma loves her so much. She ate too much fish, meat, and eggs, which resulted in her plump figure."

Finally, the secret was revealed. I hope that students will pay attention to careful observation at ordinary times, and you will definitely be able to discover newer things about us. I also kindly remind students: Only by eating properly can we grow healthily. What’s new in our class 8

You must have seen geckos, often in damp corners or on the ceiling of the storage room! Some time ago, something new happened in our class, that is, a fat gecko "fell from the sky."

The incident happened in art class. When it was time for free creation, I was thinking hard, but I had no inspiration. When you are bored, you will naturally look around. Suddenly, I found an "uninvited guest" "sticky" to the ceiling. Its whole body is gray and white, its skin is covered with deep and shallow patterns, and its pair of black eyes calmly stare at the "prey" flying in front of it. I watched this gecko with great interest, wanting to witness the wonderful moment when it preyed on autumn mosquitoes. Something unexpected happened. A female classmate who was usually timid discovered it, screamed, and lay on the desk with her head in her hands. The teacher asked: "What's wrong?" "There is a gecko on the ceiling!"

The classroom exploded. Several pushy boys suggested sweeping the gecko down and destroying it on the spot. The teacher said: " The gecko is our friend, don't hurt it." At this time, the gecko seemed to have received some kind of signal. It was waiting to reach the wall at an alarming speed. The faces of the female classmates it passed turned pale, fearing that the gecko would suddenly "attack". ..In the blink of an eye, the gecko disappeared without a trace, and the classroom gradually returned to calm. The art teacher said humorously: "It seems that this gecko likes art!" This sentence made us laugh a lot.

At that time, a strange idea would pop up in my mind inadvertently. What if one day a crocodile came to our class! Ha, that’s even fresher! What’s new in our class 9

Yesterday at noon, I was eating with my head down. Suddenly, the screams of my classmates rang out one after another. I raised my head and saw a little bird spreading its wings and flying above the classroom, constantly hitting the glass window. After fluttering for a while, maybe because it was tired, it flew out from the back door and settled next to the back door of our classroom. For a time, the back door of the classroom was crowded with people. The little bird stood there motionless, looking at us in horror with its round little eyes.

Teacher Bei gently picked up the bird, walked onto the podium surrounded by his classmates, and allowed the students to touch the bird.

The bird is covered in gray-black hair, and its slender body is wrapped in dense feathers. The small brown eyes as big as soybeans rotated quickly, looking intelligent. Under the eyes is a pointed beak. There is a circle of reddish-brown feathers around the bird's neck, like a small scarf to protect against the cold. It also has two small reddish-brown feet. The teacher said it was a turtle dove.

After the students had touched enough, the teacher took the turtle dove to the dormitory and wanted to let it fly. We followed closely. The teacher stopped by the window and held up the turtle dove. Maybe it was tired, but the turtledove stood on the teacher's palm and did not fly. The teacher had to go back to the classroom and put the turtledove on the cabinet. At this time, we were all sitting in our seats, preparing for a lunch break, and the turtledove was looking at us curiously.

At noon, the students couldn’t fall asleep, and they were all thinking about the turtledove. In the afternoon, the students did not stay in bed, eager to return to the classroom to see how Ikaruga was doing. I returned to my seat and glanced at the cabinet. It was empty except for my homework book. Before class, Teacher Bei told us that the turtle dove had gone home and was on the third tree counting from the corridor of our classroom. When it came home, two little birds came out to greet it! What's new in our class Event 10

This year, many new things happened in our class. For example, last semester our class won the "June 1 Performance Excellence Award" for the first time, our class in the fourth grade changed to a new classroom, and we The class has the highest excellence rate in the final exam of the semester...

Let me talk about the June 1st performance first. The theme of this June 1st performance is "Martial Arts", which is performed by a band and a martial arts team. It is a combination of band and martial arts performed in an innovative form. Everyone worked very hard for this program. The family committee aunts and teachers all took time out of their busy schedules to come over and guide us, buy us snacks, and accompany us in rehearsals to make the program more exciting.

Also, we changed to a new classroom this semester. This classroom was newly renovated, so it smelled of paint, so the family committee aunt put a lot of tea leaves and grapefruit peels in the classroom for us to smell. Without the smell of paint, we can listen in the classroom with peace of mind and concentrate on swimming in the sea of ??books!

These are all new things in our class, and there are many new things that I have not introduced to you one by one, because there are too many. Finally, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to our uncle and aunt, as well as our lovely teachers, because they created a comfortable learning environment for us so that we can study happily. The teachers patiently taught us and let us learn every day. Everyone makes progress.

Finally, let’s talk about the study of our class. The academic performance of our class has been improving. The excellent rate in the final exam last semester was very high. I also won the grade-level learning pacesetter award. I am very happy. I also look forward to making greater progress in the new semester, just like the new things in the class, transforming into a new me. New things in our class 11

Recently something new happened in our class - boys playing shuttlecock. After class, their figures were everywhere on the balcony and corridors. You must be wondering how boys can play shuttlecock, so let me introduce it!

Since the school held the "Winter Triathlon", colorful sun sports have also come to us life. How can a boy who is unwilling to lag behind in an activity admit defeat? Nowadays, almost every boy has one or two shuttlecocks in his schoolbag. But their technology wasn't that good. Sometimes none of them could be kicked, which made us laugh. Once after class, some girls laughed at the boys for not knowing how to kick. How could the boys be so willing to lose? It was really overestimating one's ability to insist on competing with the girls. As expected, they fell down after just a few kicks, which was even more disappointing. They were furious. Now, after class, almost all the boys turn out in full force to practice shuttlecock kicking. But there are people coming and going in the corridor, so it is difficult to kick, but we girls can kick comfortably on the balcony. After a while, the boy challenged us. Alas, he was really stubborn. The game started, and the boys kicked first, "One, two, three, four..." Chen Yinzhang could now kick twenty-eight in one breath, which made us admire him with admiration. The girls started kicking, but for some unknown reason, they only kicked twenty-five. Some boys even laughed and said, "You haven't kicked as many as we have!" After more than a dozen rounds, the gap between boys and girls was also small. It was getting bigger, and now it was time for the girl to kick. Lu Jiayue also felt a lot of pressure, and her face turned red with anxiety.

Suddenly, her foot slipped and she failed to catch it, and the shuttlecock fell down like a bird with broken wings. "We won!" The boys cheered. It is true that "diligence can make up for one's shortcomings is a good lesson, and every minute of hard work equals talent!"

This is what is new in our class. I hope that boys can also achieve good results for our class in the "Winter Triathlon". This is also the fun that sunshine sports activities bring to us! What’s new in our class 12

Classes are the same, and there is nothing new at all. Probably God has mercy on us poor people. Children, so, something big happened today that shocked the whole class.

During morning reading, my top-student deskmate was particularly unusual. He winked at me, stepped on my legs, and then stepped on my feet. Why? I took a look and finally found that my deskmate had bought a box of maltose and was inviting me to eat it together!

My mouth watered so much that I secretly ate it with my deskmate. It just so happened that the neighbor with the "pointy nose" smelled the smell and stretched his head towards us, "Hey, do you want to eat maltose?" "Okay, share some with us!" "It's delicious! "Ding..." After class, we got to the edge of the corridor and said, "It's cool! "We were sucking our fingers, still not satisfied. At this time, the monitor "Long Tongue" came towards us and said, "Oops! "Don't be nervous, I told him!" "I have to say that my wily deskmate did a pretty good job." "

At this time, something unexpected happened. The maltose fell from the tall building and fell into the hands of the classmates. So, they passed it on, from Li Gao to Wen Zerui, and Wen Zerui passed it to Zhu Gao. Zhu Gao passed it to... until it reached the hands of the boy "Prince". At this time, "Sharp Mouth" Hao Jiawei went to report the matter to the president of the court, the teacher. The prince was now miserable, and The tablemate sat dumbly in his chair, "My candy, my candy!" "The monitor became worried about the prince, "We can't let the prince take the blame. "The deskmate nodded, walked to the teacher's office, and explained the reason to the teacher. The teacher was very surprised. He was a top student. The teacher was silent for a while, and then walked to the classroom, "Classmates, our classmate Yang Hao is here today. He ate snacks secretly, but he honestly told the teacher all this, which is worth learning from. ”

I am proud of my top academic classmates. New things in our class 13

Speaking of new things, there are so many new things in our class. The most interesting one is football. In the football class that day, Teacher Luo asked some boys from the football team to demonstrate how to dribble the ball with the instep. He emphasized many times that it was dribbling, not kicking the ball. Most girls were obedient, but some arrogant boys were always obedient. It was a kick that injured a few girls who were slow to respond. Fortunately, our group was not injured. I was at the end, so I watched the group next to me dribbling excitedly. It's obvious that she is dribbling with the curve of her instep! Her ball moves like a naughty doll. Hu Yanqing is like the babysitter of the ball, and she can't control it at all. I finally thought to myself: Come on, I can do it. Then control it well and move it steadily to Wang Zimu's feet.

Cheng Ziyi humbly asked me: How do you move so smoothly? I told her. Looking at Hu Yaoqing again, Zhou Yi shot Zhou Ruiqing so bravely that I couldn't help laughing. Li Chenzong's performance made me laugh: Although he is the king of mathematics, he is also a football king. That's too bad! The ball was like a mouse at his feet, being chased by him, but instead of walking in a straight line like Li Chenzong, it ran to the side like a duck. The butt twists and turns, but does not slow down at all.

Football class is so new! What’s new in our class 14

As the saying goes: "New semester, new atmosphere." . Our class also carried out a "big reform" under the leadership of the Chinese teacher. Based on the results of the first unified training, our class established a Chinese learning "dream team" and I was assigned to the "Female Dream Team". "One".

"Dream Team" is definitely a new concept to me. After listening to the rules, I realized that our task is very difficult.

It turns out that we The "dream team" of the class is a rotation system. Not only do girls and girls and boys and boys have to compete with each other, but also the losing team has to buy apples for the other team. . Looking at "Nan Mengyi" again, there are so many strong players, which makes us feel full of pressure.

Difficulties arouse our fighting spirit.

After accepting the challenge from the boys, the girls practiced hard. We even gave up the rest time and seriously memorized the nicknames of the characters in "Water Margin". In order to make the recitation more interesting and to remember it more firmly, we also summarize from time to time how many tigers, how many dragons there are, etc. Whether it's after class or lunch break, you can hear our happy laughter.

In one afternoon, we played with confidence.

Soon, I received a red apple. Huh? ...Oh, we won! This is the fruit of our victory!

I think this may be the intention of the Chinese teacher? Use this method to encourage students to make progress, so that temporary leaders can be rewarded, and laggards can be motivated to move forward. If this continues, how can our Chinese scores be bad?

This new thing made me understand again: there are many ways to learn, and the key is to work hard. What's new in our class 15

Recently, a strange thing happened in our class. Every time school is over, the door of our class is locked, but the next day, something strange happens.

I am always the first to enter the class, but once I just stepped into the classroom, I saw that the computers in the class were on. I quickly looked around in the class, but there was no one else there, shouldn't it? I thought a teacher should have been here, but it was like this for several days in a row, so I wanted to see what happened.

On this day, I came very early on purpose. As soon as the gate opened, I couldn't wait to rush into the classroom and hide. As I expected, after a while, a dark shadow came in. She turned on the light and sat next to the computer, not knowing what to do. I took a closer look and saw that it was the math teacher. She turned on the computer and put down the big screen. What she was going to talk about today immediately appeared on the big screen. She pointed to the questions above with her left hand, and she didn’t know what she was saying. Sometimes she even raised her hands, and suddenly the math teacher went crazy. As if, he picked up the stick and walked quickly to my seat at the same table, and hit the chair several times. Then the math teacher looked down at his watch and said to the classroom: "That's it for today, get out of class is over!" Leave quickly.

It turns out that the math teacher was practicing in class. No wonder he only talked a little bit in class and we all understood it. It really paid off.