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Say something about doing homework.

1. I feel uncomfortable when I don't do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.

2. How much homework do China students have? Bought a bottle of Xuanmai and chewed it all.

3. The school is to sign in for five consecutive days and give you a homework carnival.

4. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

I can't do my homework for two main reasons. There is a teaser next to it, with a mobile phone in his hand.

6. "What does it mean to take only one spoonful of weak water for three thousand?" "This is the whole group's homework. I only copy her! "

7. Don't always say that homework kills the teacher, as if you can move it.

8. I often struggle between staying up late to copy my homework and going to bed early. Later, I chose to stay up late to play with my mobile phone.

9. Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to finish his homework before eating. Finally, he starved to death.

10. "Why does your child do homework in the room all day?" "Turn off the WIFI and she will come out."

1 1. Every holiday, when I get to the classroom, these voices will definitely appear, "Do you want to write in a slot?" ! ""isn't that not? !” "I left my homework at home! !” "The answer didn't you say earlier! !” "Put mine at the bottom! !” "Separate the two of us.

12. Our homework is copied. The teacher knows that our homework is copied. We know that the teacher knows that our homework is plagiarized. Teachers also know that we know that teachers know that our homework is copied. Since everyone knows that our homework is plagiarized, it hurts to accept such a foolish thing.

13. The school is where you sign in for five days in a row and then get your homework bag.

14. Why should I hand in my homework? I don't have to write it myself. If I did, I wouldn't have to take the exam. If I did, I wouldn't have to graduate. If I get a job, I won't have to find a wife. If I get married, I won't have to have children. If I had children, I wouldn't have to study hard. I don't have to study hard.

15. Do your homework, sit all night and do a page.

16. My homework is lying on my bed. On the bed, my charming lips are slightly open: "Officer, why don't you come and touch others?" This homework is also worthy of being a beauty, with a trembling voice and itchy feathers. I gave it a slap in the face: "finally 1 day let you know my experience!" "

17. Let's separate our homework. I don't think this is suitable for us.

18. "What is the cruelest love triangle in the world?" "I like holidays, holidays like homework, and homework likes me."

19. At school, the copying speed =wifi, the writing speed = 2G, the copying speed =3G, and the writing speed = disconnection.