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What humorous sentences describe self-esteem and narcissism?

As follows:

1, hey, what's wrong? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I'm telling you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that there is something wrong with my appearance.

Don't push me, or I will be handsome beyond control.

I'm handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Some people say I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.