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It's almost autumn. What do you mean?

1. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

2. Cold is just a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.

It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

It's cold, please don't tell me to put on more clothes, please come up and hug me directly.

5. It's cold, remember to hug your friends, don't forget to bring your coat when you go out, be healthy and worry-free, laugh more at ordinary times, and your troubles are gone. The news wishes you a warm winter and everything in your family is sweet.

It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

7. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

8. When you are lonely, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

9. It's cold, and everything has lost its brightest color, but my love for you only increases. As the seasons change, my love for you will be deeper and deeper.

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10. It's cold, only coats, no hugs.

1 1. The learning mode cannot be started, because it is too cold and lazy to move, and the machine is stuck.

12. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

13. Near midnight, the weather is extremely cold. In the pale moonlight, the sand dunes look like a silver tomb, and there is no movement. He shivered in the cold north wind, and his hands and feet were stiff with cold.

14. It's always raining these days and it's getting colder and colder.

15. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won't break the internet, and endless snacks. If all else fails, can I have one?

16. People can't live in a frozen place.

17. this winter, the ground is frozen and cracked, the small north wind blows like a knife, the snow is flying all over the sky, the wind is howling, and a snowstorm is coming. In an instant, the dark sky merged with Xue Hai, and everything was out of sight.

18. It's very cold. Moon, did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

19. It's cold and white clouds are clothes; The ground is cold, and the leaves are loaded; Yan was cold and moved south; Fish is cold and deep; When winter comes, I will sew a thoughtful dress for you with my blessing, and wear it in your heart to protect you from the snow and frost in Wan Li!

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20. When the weather turns cold, I'll give you a coat: thread with sincerity, cotton with love, needle with friendship, embroidered blessing on the outer layer, mourning on the inner layer, warm cotton on the interlayer, and finally a friendship button. I hope I can wear warm and happy clothes.

2 1. It's cold, the nights are getting longer, the leaves are turning yellow, the wind is coming, the birds are running away, and the fruits are beginning to smell fragrant. I miss you, bless you and wish you all the best!

22. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

23. Don't laugh at students who dress like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness called "My mother thinks I am cold".

24. The weather is very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I will think of Teacher Cang's teaching: "Unless.

You can earn money in bed, otherwise don't stay in bed. "

26. The wind is really cold! Just saw a down jacket, more than 2000, and saw cold medicine, only a few tens of dollars. A clever man like me decided to catch a cold.

27. It's air-cooled, the places outside the bed are far away, the places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign countries, and the last bathroom is on a business trip …

28. Winter is cold, clothes are expensive and I am poor.

29. Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

30. The wind is blowing, the rain is blowing, and time is like water. It's blue and lazy, and I really want to sit on the hot kang. It's cold, my heart is warm, and my friends greet me. When the weather gets colder and the blessings get warmer, if you add clothes, your cold will be reduced.