What are some humorous sentences about paying rent?

Humorous sentences about paying rent are:

1, you don't have nothing, you still have endless rent, endless night and endless bitterness.

I once naively thought that money can buy love. When I grow up, I find that I don't have that much money.

I never know where my money went. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.

Lack of money is like chronic rhinitis. We can't finish our fate with poverty in a day or two, and we can continue to have no money with peace of mind.

Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage, and can't be less domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.