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I've been unlucky recently. Tell me about it.
2. There is no Shuang Fu, but it never rains alone.
3. I am unlucky, too.
I believe in treating each other sincerely, and I also believe that admitting is unfortunate.
5. If life is not satisfactory, nine times out of ten the Jedi will rebound.
6, too bad, the bus can't catch up and the taxi can't stop it.
7. I'm unlucky. You can't get better.
8, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.
9. The most unfortunate thing is that eating too fast is a mess; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death
10, Russia is still a child, try to smile, please don't ask me how strong I am.
1 1, feel that you are always unlucky?
12, whether it is an individual or a nation, being smart has a future, and being a fool is definitely unlucky.
13, I go to primary school. In the final exam, the math teacher said that I got 59 points, even if I got 60 points. The next day, the math teacher died in a car accident.
14, I just found out today that you have always been like this.
15, I can't feel your strength for me, but I can feel that you are lying to me. I listened to Chopin quietly and felt sad with Vienna.
16, fart hits the heel.
17, no one will be unlucky all his life, just as no one will be lucky forever.
18, the house leaked and it rained all night, and the ship was late and met with a headwind.
19, I thought the extremely prosperous soft time turned out to be a romantic youth.
20. This is that there is no genius in the world. The so-called genius is only one percent more talented than ordinary people. If this talent is not used well, it may become a burden to 10%.
2 1, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
22. I stepped on a dog stone today.
23, people will not always be unlucky, wash your mood, dry before you set off, the sun is everywhere!
24. The so-called bad luck means that the faster you run, the harder it rains.
No matter how unlucky you are, remember the way home.
26. Even if the signature is changed a thousand times, you will not pay attention to it.
27, let his mother know, his mother is out of luck.
28. Even the god of plague is avoiding you.
29. Eating will choke to death.
30. I've been extremely unlucky recently. Drink cold water to plug your teeth and fart on your heels.
3 1, Xiao Pang and I go to the toilet together. Xiao Pang praised me for being handsome in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao Pang fell into the toilet.
32. Without compassion, you will be unlucky sooner or later and accomplish nothing.
I yawned and twisted my waist.
34. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.
Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.
The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.
37. Drinking cold water will clog your teeth and eating will choke you to death.
I stepped on the dog today.
39. An unlucky person has at least one advantage. He can recognize who his true friends are.
Don't say how unlucky you are today, it's just some bugs.
4 1, I lived 18 years, and this year is the worst.
42. It never rains but it pours.
43. Looking back on the past, the wind blows away the world of mortals and makes life miserable.
44, drink cold water is also stuffed.
45, the most unfortunate thing is that I just entered a mm and suddenly there was no electricity. When the electricity came, people disappeared.
46. When people are unlucky. Sometimes drinking water will bite your mouth.
47. I really don't know when I can stop being so unlucky. Is there a deadline?
48, failed the exam, lovelorn, gay friends doesn't love me.
49, this man, the worst thing in this life is to be attracted by a rogue.
50, the so-called unlucky, that is, one slip into a big basket case, and then turn around and flash back.
5 1, lucky people are always lucky, and unfortunate people are always unfortunate.
52, plain is true, I have been unable to struggle.
54. Bad luck is a kind of luck that will never be missed.
55. There is a kind of person who is unlucky and leans against the sea.
56, money is a good medicine, the effect is blatant.
57. Curse your parents, your wife and children, your teeth, and your illness.
58. Hello, Aunt, I'm your son's boyfriend.
59. Push me again and I'll play dead for you.
I've been haggard recently.
I've been haggard recently.
(1) I'm sorry, I didn't sleep well all night, and my psychology is not very strong. I'm useless and I won't fight back. I am very haggard today. I don't seem to like cold violence and people who are not worth fighting for. But others just want to make you feel bad. Then I have never been a resigned person, so I will not suffer silently. Since we can't get along well, why not be respectful? If The Beginning of Life is good, why is it so terrible?
(2) Today, my colleague told me that you look haggard and speechless today! Who makes himself so serious, thinking that he will not think again when he is tired, or he is naive!
(3) I didn't think it was appropriate when I had a date, saying that we should not meet again. He keeps calling and sending messages, saying that we can be friends, as long as we don't meet. When he appeared in front of me, he was very excited and haggard. He held my hand and squatted in front of me, saying that it didn't matter if he wasn't together, as long as he could meet again. I seem to see another self who is not confident.
This photo was taken three years ago. It is very haggard and sad. It's completely different from now. Now at least I won't be wronged by anyone. . .
(5) I know I am haggard! But there is still a lot of work to be done! Can't relax!
(6) Unemployed for half a year, I feel haggard and want to work, but I find that I don't know what I can do, and the salary of my work can't cover the expenses at home. It's really incompetent.
Even if I cook with rice, oil and salt, I will still keep myself beautiful. After all, a woman, a creature with a natural love for beauty, can't make herself look haggard and sloppy at any time, just a bottle of beauty cream can do it. Are you still hesitating
I dreamed of you last night. I dreamed that you were very haggard recently. I was so angry that I returned the cufflink bow tie I gave you. My Mr. Zang, you should take care.
(9) Since I quit midnight snack, I have to toss and turn for a long time every night before I can barely fall asleep. I have a terrible headache and can't sleep. After only a few days, I felt very haggard.
(10) Some things are really not forced, and one can't bear to fight for them after all. In fact, I really want to say that a person's persistence is really haggard, without any comfort or motivation. He just wants to get better, try to do what he should do, resist all kinds of coldness, and still stick to his previous feelings. Neither of them is United, talking about resisting other factors. Now he has made a deep change, which makes me really cold.
(Xi) I've been too busy and tired recently, and I want to get through it ~ Girls really don't need to work too hard because it will look sharp, strong and haggard, but they must always try to make themselves live better and more beautiful ~
Yesterday was a happy day. When I see you, I have your signature and photos. In real life, you are really super gentle and have a nice voice, but staying up late makes you look pale and haggard. Take care and wait for you to play.
(13) Don't think about girls. The other party must have just worked an all-night class and looked haggard. Then don't make up yourself, because they will find a good time and place to make up or even wash their hair! Don't ask me how I know the lessons of blood and tears are the same.
It is better to go to bed early, do more exercise, eat more fruits and vegetables and drink more milk. There are still dark circles that should be there, and those that should be haggard are still haggard. Drinking chlorophyll every morning makes me really want to vomit. I feel that I can do photosynthesis. Skin _
(15) I've been very upset and haggard recently. After attending the old class for a semester, I feel that it is right to threaten a student like this. I'm not too stupid to hear what you mean. Of course, I won't jump off a building if I can't stand it anymore. Of course, if I want to jump off a building, I will also leave a letter to write down the reasons and prevent some people from continuing to be happy.
(16) I was destined for an ordinary life. When I met you, I was actually longing for you. Maybe I should pay attention to you silently in my heart. Actually, I am tired and haggard, and I am doomed to be unable to bear such twists and turns. Or I can silently accept this fact and pretend to be strong. I always remember your memories in my heart. Maybe I can feel better in a different environment. Keeping you in my heart forever is the best explanation for myself.
The baby who has worked hard for a week is really haggard. I hope Brother Dong will live up to my hard work and take good care of yourself!
(18) I'm in a particularly bad state today. I often make mistakes and have poor emotional control. It's not worth getting angry about other people's behavior. Sitting in the library at noon to adjust, I feel very tired and haggard recently, do what I want, and other people and things don't affect me. I always feel very uneasy. Why?
(19) I was in a terrible mood, and I was half dead by the popularity of black people. Suddenly I feel that this nation is disgusting, lazy and greedy for money. They all say they shouldn't discriminate, but they don't want to think about why, black people, at least the black people here are very unreliable! Love your liver! I am very haggard at the end of the day! I really can't adapt to the work here!
(20) I still have insomnia in my daily life recently, but I actually did quite strenuous exercise yesterday. There are still ten thousand steps to go. I fell asleep at 0: 30+ 165438, and I will wake up now. Yesterday, my friend scolded me and analyzed some facts for me. If I miss someone who doesn't care about myself, I will be very tired and play less freely than before. Actually, I'm haggard but I'm still struggling. Let's solve the sleep problem first.
(2 1) Why do most people who have succeeded in entanglement theory choose religious Buddhism? This is what I said before. After the theory is entangled, it is the heart. Those who successfully apply the theory of entanglement are also tortured and destroyed, and can only be resolved by Buddhism. After the theory is entangled, you will fight with yourself and each other. After a long time, you will be haggard, tired and particularly tired. Can it only be solved by Buddhism? Then let's talk about heaven.
Thank you for reminding me to look haggard, otherwise I don't know what state I am in now.
(23) After drinking a cup and a half, I really don't want to stay this month this year. If there is really a trip to Busan? I want to escape from the end of the world, escape from this world? Escape from noise and interference. Behind the smile, I am haggard and tired? I can only make myself invincible. No one can be an enemy and no one can stop me? Hmm. How interesting
Dad says you should pay attention to your health, nutrition and rest, and don't put too much pressure on yourself, otherwise the whole person will look haggard and age quickly.
I'm too cold to move, but I'm still braving the cold, because I haven't exercised for almost two weeks and I have little time tonight. Although the coach said I was haggard, listless and out of shape today, I persisted for an hour! After staying up for two nights, can you be in good shape? Fortunately, the children recovered and slept a lot today. It's really tiring Take good care of the baby and take care of yourself!
(26) I haven't looked in the mirror for a long time, and occasionally I turn on my mobile phone to take a selfie. I look tired and haggard, as if I were several years older at once, and I feel a little sorry for myself. No matter how many things, how difficult things, how boring and useless things, I always try my best to finish them. What makes you so busy?
I went to climb the mountain. How beautiful the natural scenery is. When I came back, I felt feverish, haggard and delicate. As a result, I went home and drank a large glass of lemonade, ate oranges and grapes, and the whole person began to be alive and kicking again.
(28) Tonight, a sophomore told Miss Li that she felt that Miss Gao was very gloomy and haggard recently, and she felt very good to be noticed. This is not my student, and even my students won't tell me this. Don't talk, smile less, be handsome and grin. I'm not cold. I don't know what to talk about, don't chat, and don't care about those who have nothing.
(29) It is incompetent to look tired and haggard, and work is actually a one-by-one treatment. I used to think that maybe being busy is the meaning of my existence. Now I know that part of my existence is to enjoy the rest of the quiet time after finishing my work. There is no endless road, endless words, endless tasks and endless complaints. I love work, and work makes me happy.
(30) It's hard to remove makeup today. When I put on mascara, my eyes turned red and I lost some eyelashes. It's too hard to get rid of them! No makeup in the future. What exactly does it mean to change yourself? I wore mascara on purpose today. Because I stayed up late these days, my eyes were swollen, gaunt and ugly. As a result, I was so sad and angry when I came back.
Well, when I was sick, my friends ignored me and didn't care about me. When you get well, you will be haggard. He ignored me, which made my heart cold. I have a deep affection for him. Why do I feel so cheap after this?
After going to college, too many girls around me will make up everyday, but my understanding of makeup and cosmetics should not reach the average level. As a result, every group photo will look gaunt. In fact, sometimes I'm not mentally ill, but everyone around me is putting on makeup, and I'm not ... it's really troublesome ... There are so many complicated steps to prepare cosmetics ... Every time I want to learn makeup well, I'm too lazy to go back to the original point.
Looking at yourself in the mirror, you look haggard and pale. What should I do? Will it continue like this?
(34) I suddenly feel very haggard, but I can't say why. Many words are not blurted out as before, but are brewing, forgetting what they want to express.
I feel that my life is very haggard, because it is too lonely at night. If the people and things I face have not changed, I will have to change myself next year ~ I don't want to be content with the status quo ~
These days are very haggard, maybe not as serious as I thought. Don't scare yourself, no matter what the result is, face it bravely and live actively! Come on, yourself!
(37) Do not wash your face! No makeup! Pretend to be haggard! After all, asking for leave is a matter of success or failure!
My heart is so tired, my baby keeps crying, I have no appetite and diarrhea, and my mother looks haggard because she is too tired. Can you be nicer to me?
It's unlucky to say.
1, adding insult to injury. 2. capsize in the gutter.
3, drink cold water is also stuffed.
Yawning twisted my waist.
5. Eating will choke to death.
I stepped on the dog today.
7. I am unlucky, too.
8, fart smashed the heel.
9. Even the god of plague is avoiding you.
10. It never rains but it pours.
1 1. Happiness never comes in pairs, but it never rains but it pours.
12, I'm unlucky, and you don't want to feel better.
13, I fell to the sky and broke my nose.
14, feel that you are always unlucky?
15, I always feel unlucky!
16, go out and step on shit, fart and hit your heels.
17, pit dad, I forgot to bring a paper toilet again.
18, I failed in the exam, and I was lovelorn. Gay friends doesn't love me anymore.
19, plain is true, I have been unable to struggle.
20, the house leaks in the rain, and the ship comes late and meets the headwind.
2 1, even if the signature is changed a thousand times, you will not pay attention to it.
22. I feel very unlucky What can I do to remedy it?
23. It's too bad that the bus can't catch up and the taxi can't stop it.
24. I just learned today that you have always been like this.
25, a long drought meets nectar, a few drops; An old friend and enemy of another country.
26. Wedding night, next door; Be number one, number one.
27. Looking at those familiar avatars, my heart is sour.
28. Curse parents, wife and children, curse from the mouth, forget to wash your face, forget to take the disease from the mouth.
29, recently super unlucky, drink cold water to plug the teeth, fart to hit the heel.
30, a lot of memories, a lot of happiness, has long been formatted.
3 1, I really don't know when I can stop being so unlucky. Is there a deadline?
32. I used to think that the extremely prosperous soft time turned out to be a romantic youth.
33. There are always so many things I can't tell people, and I like to pour out my joys and sorrows in words.
Russia is still a child. Please don't ask me how strong I am.
35. Knowing him, my tragedy, ruined myself, leaving this gloomy mood to be happy with you.
36. Looking back on the past, the wind blew away the world of mortals, and there were several storms in life.
37. I don't think you are strong for me. I think you are lying to me. I listened to Chopin quietly and used Vienna to express my grief.
38, for what, die hard, idols, nothing more than this, idols that have been addicted, disappear one by one.
39. This is that there is no genius in the world. The so-called genius is only one percent more talented than ordinary people. If this talent is not used well, it may become a burden to 10%.
Bad luck, rain, lovelorn mood.
1. It was raining lightly in the sky, watching you and her holding hands happily, and you passed me. Your cold eyes hurt my heart, tears flooded my happiness, leaving me only pain.
Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.
3. Let go of the agreement and say that you will no longer stay for each other, but you can remember whether to go or not.
Fate has arranged a place for everyone, even if it is temporarily misplaced, it will eventually return to its original position.
If it is too ambiguous, friendship will not have sex after all. It's like a merry-go-round, because you are chasing me, I am running, I am chasing you, and you are running.
6. I don't want to exaggerate my sadness with love. I don't want to see you so tired, bow your head and ignore me and call me indifferent? It doesn't matter!
7. Thank the people who come and go after the flowers bloom. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?
8. I am not afraid that the road is too far and I can't find the end. I'm afraid the two worlds can't draw a circle.
9. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.
10. My sunset sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset sadness.
1 1. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise the innocence and beauty.
12. Getting to know each other is always so beautiful; Breaking up is always elegant.
13. Time flies and time will eventually take away everything that doesn't belong to me. I love you. I won't be in the same place this time. Everything was arranged on that rainy day. My mind was awakened by the cold rain, reminding me that everything is a dream. It's not good for us to think about it, so let go and widen the sky from now on.
14. It's raining. The rainy mood seems to be my own, bit by bit. I like rain, cold and lonely. The rain is a little melancholy and quiet.
15. I like to stand in the rain and cry, so that others won't know that I am crying, because tears are mixed with rain, and even I can't tell whether it is tears or rain. I like walking with him in the rain. It's romantic.
16. That rainy day, the wind blew and the running water lost its direction. I have missed the most important thing in life.
17. It is raining again. I remember that when it rained last year, I asked you, do you want to write an article for you? You smiled and said, well, I really hope to see myself in Yan Yan's article. Later, no, no later, only once and now.
18. When it rains again, it has been a year, and you and I have become strangers. Looking at the rain outside the window, I think of you and me, so familiar but so far away.
19. After many years, in the autumn with white clouds hanging in the blue sky, in the afternoon when the sunset falls in love with red leaves, when I reopen your page, I will still feel the wet mark.
20. The first acquaintance is always so beautiful, but the process is so boring and the result is more painful.
2 1. Past stories will always become memories, and you will cry and remember.
22. There are some worries in my heart, but some love has to be precipitated in the world.
23. One game, one rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.
24. How much is always worth insisting on and how much is always worth eternal.
25. We are all living puppets, and occasionally we have our own ideas.
26. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will run amok together.
27. If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.
28. Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven.
29. You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
30. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
3 1. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
32. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.
33. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like the flowers on the concrete floor, open a windless forest?
34. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.
35. No matter how big the house is, it is fake, and the last place to live is a small box.
36. Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.
37. Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness happiness?
38. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.
39. I am willing to give everything, welcome back to the world of dreams; Let you hear your heart dripping blood and touching the dead point.
40. All the pain is hidden in a surly smile. The more you laugh, the more it hurts. The more painful, the more heartless.
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