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Be punished for eating pork. Tell me about it.

1. Our story begins with a stranger and ends with another stranger.

You only know that she is strong, but forget that she is just a girl.

3. The person you like disappears without a trace.

Your excellence has nothing to do with my life. Please leave my sight with your head held high.

I didn't become the person you hoped, because I still have a lonely life waiting for me.

6. I'm going back to earth. You should find a Martian to live a good life.

7. Learn to smile and not cry, but still learn not to forget him.

9. Luffy is made of horses and runs as fast as lightning. Despite the king's world affairs, he won a name before he died. Poor hair has become a white-haired man!

10, it's better not to read it. Let it go with the wind when you leave.

1 1. The girl I like grew up, left me and never came back.

12, do you take his concern for you as like again?

13, I want to punish you with my love, but I feel distressed when I punish you.

14, when a person no longer speaks freely to a person, it is often a heart. When a person learns to bear silently, it is often a cold heart. ...

15, I'm so coaxed, but you never try.

Sentences describing punishment, talking about emotions

1. After each punishment, you will learn a profound lesson from your mistakes, let you remember it, and then make sure you wake up from your mistakes and go straight to the other side of success. You got what you lost, and you didn't know what was right until you experienced a mistake. However, what acts as a medium is the punishment after making mistakes again and again.

Beauty is God's best gift to women. No, it is the most powerful weapon to punish men. Men wander in the shock of women's beauty and the joy brought by talented women who can talk and laugh. The only thing a woman remembers is that the rich man who was bad to you used money to treat you.

4. When you can't help being angry, you are punishing yourself with other people's mistakes; When you feel upset, it's you and yourself; When you do it, you immediately regret that you are destroying yourself; When you feel lonely, you imprison yourself with self-made shackles; When you feel inferior, you are using the strengths of others to destroy yourself. Don't let your bad mood interfere with you. Go out for a walk and let go of your mood, and you will give up everything.

5. No punishment, no achievement; If you don't suffer, you won't understand sweetness. The punishment is golden.

6. Life is a big stage. When we are constantly moving on the stage to find the best position, it is inevitable that we will jump down from our own stage from time to time and find no direction. At this time, we need a whip to drive us back to our own world. This whip is punishment.

7. To create a style on your own stage, you should not only go your own way, but also be clear about your own shortcomings and accept the necessary punishment and guidance with an open mind.

8. Women should not punish themselves with men's mistakes. What they hurt is not people, but themselves. Men should not always punish others for a mistake, because no matter how deep love, it will be erased. It is better to forgive each other for love than to punish them for love. Lucci

9. Only by punishing everything can you improve yourself.

10. Anger is to punish yourself with the mistakes of others; Worry is torturing yourself with your own mistakes; Regret is destroying yourself with helpless past events; Worry is to scare yourself with virtual risks; Loneliness is to imprison yourself in a self-made prison; Inferiority is to destroy yourself with the strengths of others. Get rid of these, and you will be much more relaxed.

1 1. Punishment is golden, which can make people know themselves clearly and learn from others modestly after being complacent; Punishment is gold, which can make people truly appreciate the value of the original things and cherish what they have now after missing it; Punishment is golden, which can make people see their shortcomings clearly and correct them seriously after being careless and impetuous.

12. Punishment is the expression that father hates iron and does not produce; Punishment is a manifestation of the teacher's unbearable pain; Punishment is a checkpoint set by the state on the road of crime. Punishment can make people who are lost awake, and punishment can make people who have leisure become diligent. Punishment is gold, which can be exchanged for endless wealth and achievements.

13. Chewing pain is a punishment for the past, and choosing to forget is an escape from reality. Practice is to improve yourself and tolerate others. The pain of life lies partly in our own shortcomings and partly in not liking others. Practice is to increase happiness by perfecting yourself and dilute pain by forgiving others.

14. Learn to forgive and don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes. Complaining about others, it is your own heart that suffers. Try to love, don't live in the sea of hatred. Life is not long. It is good for yourself, relatives, friends and society to stay away from negative emotions and try to do something meaningful. Buddha delights himself and influences others with his broad mind, foresight, compassion and wisdom. Forgiving others is releasing yourself.

15. Thanks to this punishment, it was this punishment that gave him inner motivation and mobilized his enthusiasm, and he succeeded. Therefore, punishment is a person's internal motivation.

16. I hope I'd better never grow up I am eager to escape the punishment of years. I understand that reality is not easy to change, but I wander outside my dreams. Can't keep the time, can't erase the injury, open the window that blocks the light. Who changed my appearance and blew out the legendary myth; I would like to change into the most touching clothes, just to wait for the most splendid parting. grow up

17. Punishment is a rare experience in life and sometimes a fortune.

On the punishment of losing dice.

On the punishment of losing dice.

First, I lost too much playing dice at night and was punished for eating too many spicy strips. Then I looked pale, weak and had diarrhea all day.

Second, the afternoon class is boring and sleepy. I'm chatting with three people. As a result, I was suddenly fooled by a girl to play dice, and even punished. Her height, figure, face, personality, motherhood and housework are just right. Everything adds up to good, good! My jujube.

Third, I am reluctant to part with you. You are all a bunch of guys who are crazy and work hard. Playing uno in the future will definitely remind us of all kinds of mutual trust and cooperation, and those who have no integrity must be punished with dignity; There is also sitting next door and playing dice, stones, scissors and paper with the micro-group, which is too boring; There are also four elements of various offline chats; All kinds of cooperation at work are very tacit;

4. It was taken at the Youth League branch activity of the company yesterday. After I got married, I basically didn't participate in such activities. Archery, eating, guessing, KTV, playing dice, drinking ~ it doesn't end until after ten o'clock. How long has it been since my sister did these things, haha ~ I have to admit that I am old, and now young people are out and can't keep up with the rhythm.

Playing dice is actually a game of lying and gambling, and it turns out that no one is honest. When you enter the game, all the lying potential is tapped. I understand that lying has an opportunity cost, depending on what the cost of this lie is, whether it is good or not. However, don't lie. A lie will be compensated by many lies and will be destroyed one day. At that time, it is not just a reputation that will be lost, but a person.

Six, in fact, another fun of singing K is to play dice with the singer, and then lose the punishment of not wanting to sing.

7. Chat with you on WeChat and play dice at night. Punishment means that the losing party speaks sweet words to the other party. I called five times and lost four times. Now I look at your sweet words on the record and close my eyes as if you were whispering in my ear ~ Today we have been together for three and a half years, my only thrill, thank you for having you in my life, silly girl, waiting for you to marry me.

I'm not drunk yet, but this thing is really not delicious, mainly because I'm weak at playing dice, and everyone lowered a standard to punish me. Suddenly I feel like a little girl.

Nine, this man didn't accept punishment for losing the dice, but bullied me because he felt his chest was big.

X. Welcome 20xx with joy! We are all puppets! The punishment for losing the dice game, haha, is more joyful. Play back the New Year's concert for two minutes before watching Wang Leehom. As a result, before the TV countdown, I found that my friend's mobile phone time was 00: 00, and I was despised for throwing my mobile phone. After a minute, everyone remembered that the TV was on, and we missed the countdown! I am so happy that I have to make a late countdown with TV at 02: 00! Wow ha ha ha

Eleven, the night is really crazy. Universities rarely go crazy. Chenjiazhuang plays dice and takes pepper as punishment. I ate almost thirty dried peppers. I saw striptease at the next new store. Then Tok saw Iverson. Now we have a barbecue in the hotel. My favorite oyster.

12. You know, space is still brushing all kinds of penalties for losing dice as always. I can't help but say to them: let's take a gamble, the loser will donate money, and then everyone will ignore me except one. I didn't mean to pour bitterness on you, and I don't want to play with you. I just want to say, shouldn't we take action and have fun here? Watch Weibo cry for a long time, and then you play dice. If you want to talk about life, please have a small window.

Thirteen, that's horrible. Drink after midnight snack. Then I lost a punishment system playing dice: eating salmon. Excessive punishment. The capacity of drinking water is really not covered. I'm confused. Go on with the beer. Cool.

Fourteen, I played the first honest adventure in my life at night, and then I was the first to lose as soon as the punishment was decided. Unforgettable I learned to roll the dice, but I still haven't sung a song.

15. The punishment that people who lose their IQ on dice can think of is to let me take a selfie at Starbucks.

Sixteen, it's rare to be so happy today. Punishment for accounting gatherings during the day, funny. In the evening 10 1 It's fun to play dice in the theme bar. I haven't had such a good time for a long time.

Seventeen, high school reunion, in order to drink less wine and recall high school life, the punishment of playing dice was changed, so when the waiter opened the door, he saw a group of people who had lost their pants standing in a row, doing squats one after another.

18. When the Honda brothers were having fun playing dice, Wang Yao suddenly appeared and kissed Honda Kiku on the forehead. Shh ~ Yao! Yao Jun! I lost at dice with Wang An. You're scared. Is this a punishment? Wang Yao smiled and walked back. Honda Kwai next to them gave them a look. After a while, Wang An came. Little guy! I lost the dice. Another loud slap in the face.

19. Play truth or dare and roll dice on Saturday. Countless people must drink as punishment. Couples, their partners can drink for them, but the number of people who drink for them is double. I'm not asking for your advice, but our party must be active. People who don't want to play like this can choose to quit now, and everyone doesn't have to get together that day. This is my last expectation for the fool quartet.

Twenty, a young man's girlfriend in Fuzhou works in a real estate agency. The company stipulates that he should play dice with his colleagues when he is late, and the punishment includes kissing. The young man was afraid that his girlfriend would be robbed and asked her to resign. His girlfriend refused, saying there was nothing wrong with this rule.

Twenty one. Just now, when I was playing dice, the house lost in the place where the paper was cut with stones, so I have been doing punishment: the child was punished twice for drooling and pretending to be cute, and then lost again. Then I used to shout in the room: Am I the only one driving fm?

Twenty-two, three people in the group play dice at night, and there is punishment. The swallow lost the first time when he presented the result.

Twenty-three, taught me to play dice, completely defeated the boys and won the title of girl. Unfortunately, the punishment is not drinking.

Twenty-four, played a few dice, lost a glass of wine, and took a bite of spicy Mao Mao fish. This punishment is really 6, and I have already vomited in the bathroom.

Twenty-five, New Year's Eve, the first half: We met here because of fate, chose Juyuan Restaurant, and then 3. 3 corn juice; The second half: salty bone porridge supper, and then crazy roast wing shop plays dice with abnormal roast wing as punishment. The last scene: Lover's Slope, flying Kongming lanterns and writing down all our wishes and blessings with 20xx. Finally, I found that smoke is that feeling. The first time I tried, I released 20xx pain with a little curiosity and helplessness.

26. The most puzzling complaint: This kind of regulation is totally sexual harassment. I wish my girlfriend would resign, but my girlfriend won't. Fuzhou station's girlfriend works in a real estate agency. Recently, there is a new rule in the store: those who are late for work should play dice with their colleagues, and the punishment includes push-ups and kissing. Xiao Zhan wanted his girlfriend to resign, but she refused, thinking that there was nothing wrong with this rule.

Punish your feelings and say sentences.

First, sometimes mistakes can't be corrected, but you need to punish yourself with more mistakes!

Second, if you drink, I'll drink with you. Drinking without stomachache is punishment, but you are too weak.

Third, in life, we should face everyone with joy, and don't punish ourselves with other people's faults. Only in this way can all right and wrong be solved.

Fourth, some people punish others with their own mistakes, while others punish themselves with others' mistakes, and let themselves and others go.

5. Good people are always hurt. Why? Because the so-called good people will not retaliate when they are hurt. Those who do evil to themselves will not be punished. In fact, they subconsciously identify with evil people and even tie themselves up in the name of morality. For example, female virtue. This kind of self-harm is actually twofold.

I can't change it. I punished my good mood with some clown's mistakes. Today's weather is my favorite. It's cloudy without rain, windy but not crazy. Everybody tidy up and stick to it.

I've been depressed recently. Only through labor can we punish ourselves. Pruning and greening, cleaning, decorating and watering the garden. There is unhappiness in my heart, and there is nowhere to tell.

Eight, everyone has his own life value, not necessarily similar to others. When you don't do well in one aspect, it doesn't mean that you are worse than others, because from another perspective, others may not be better than you. When you are alive, don't grow the ambition of others, and don't punish yourself with the advantages of others. Regardless of success or failure, we must believe that we have advantages that others may not have, learn to live for ourselves forever and tap our own value!

Nine, in the parallel world, I have tasted the life you have tasted, hurt the pain you feel, miss you with the same weight, torture yourself by choosing the way you punish yourself, and suffocate in the rope that wraps around you.

Thank you for your concern. To persuade you is to persuade yourself not to take it and torture and punish yourself now.

Eleven, the whole night has collapsed, 67 hours of English reading is not enough, but there is still a lot to see, punishing myself for eating only fruit tomorrow night, but I am really hungry.

12. I like it. Do you punish myself for how uncomfortable I am in the dormitory? Don't you know let me move to another dormitory, thank you for loving me so much!

It is the stupidest thing to punish yourself with the mistakes made by others. You are wrong and I am wrong, which is the best way to balance myself. There is no one in the sun, and no one needs to worry if there is more.

14. What else can I do? I can only bear it. If I reason with her, arguing with her will only make the seven people in the dormitory more embarrassed. Don't punish yourself with other people's ignorance, and don't take care of those rubbish. I am very upset and don't want to talk.

There will always be people who will hurt you in life, so don't be angry. Anger is punishing yourself with other people's mistakes; Hold your horses and take a step back. Good temper is the best clothes a person can wear in social activities, and tolerance is a bridge of mutual understanding and trust between people. Optimism comes from tolerance, from generosity, from understanding, from being at peace with the world.

Sixteen, are you so heartless? Very happy, punish yourself, is it worth it? Let go a little more and calm down. Some things can be owned without effort.

17. When something goes wrong in your life, don't complain, don't complain, and don't be unhappy. You have to face the good and the bad, and the good and the bad will pass. Anger is to punish yourself for other people's mistakes.

18. I believe you are born, and you are a born liar. Punishing yourself with other people's mistakes is probably one of the last and most inevitable things in life. Twelve countries say well, the bad of others can't be the reason why you become bad. Always be an upright person.

Nineteen, if you can still work hard and pay, don't stop and give up easily. Nothing really came true until the moment you stopped trying. To be angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes. To forgive others is to let yourself go. Good morning.

If he doesn't contact me for three days, it means that he doesn't care about me anymore. When we are together, we also run for him. What's the point if he doesn't care? Give yourself three days. If he doesn't contact me for three days, he will give up being with you. Anger is just punishing yourself with other people's mistakes. Enough crying. I don't want to die like this. If you question me, you can only say that you think I am not good enough, and you will only push me out and have more and more feelings for you. If we are not together, I will go my own way.

2 1. I hate Qiu Yingying because, like herself, she punishes herself for other people's mistakes and tortures people around her.

Twenty-two, because of other people's mistakes, I am always punishing myself, but I can't find a suitable way to vent. In my life, I just keep recognizing and abandoning those people and things, but it's useless. Only action can change it and abandon repeated sadness.

Twenty-three, angry, is to punish yourself with the fault of others. To forgive others is to be kind to yourself.

Twenty-four, life is to smile at others, by the way, let others smile, don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes, and live a happy life.

Twenty-five, I have been too indulgent recently. When trying on clothes, I obviously felt too much meat on my stomach. I will punish myself for not eating dinner tomorrow.

Twenty-six, love, it is difficult to match the ideological quality, love is difficult to control, inexplicable. Just like Walter, a noble and elegant person will fall in love with a vulgar and stupid second-rate creature like Katie. Seeing her cheating, he was very angry. He was angry that she was unfaithful to her marriage and couldn't tell people apart. He was even more angry why he fell in love with such a person. He took her to work in the cholera area, which was revenge for Katie and punishment for himself. His love is humble and noble, but his contempt is hard to give up, but who can deny that he has never been happy?

Twenty-seven, life is short, things are scarce, even if you are the president and king, everything may not be all right, so why should we mortals be true to ourselves? It's too tiring to pursue fame and gain, too annoying and miserable to haggle over every ounce, and too busy to complain. Anger is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes, worry is to torture yourself with your own mistakes, regret is to destroy yourself with helpless past events, and worry is to scare yourself with virtual unknowns.

Twenty-eight, go away, turn around and never see you again! Why punish yourself with other people's mistakes!

Twenty-nine, the weather is hot and even emotional. I seem to be making the same mistake these two days. I hope there is no bad result I don't like, or I will really punish myself! What is the deal?

Thirty, another new word, Sleeper, came out. People with high sleep quotient are happy, while those with low sleep quotient are unhappy in their own way. The world rewards those who sleep high. So, eat well and sleep well, and don't let the future you punish yourself for not sleeping well now.

Thirty-one, many things know will happen, but I didn't expect it to come so soon, so I punish myself with other people's mistakes.

Thirty-two, you can't punish yourself with other people's mistakes. Some things can't be relieved until I'm sure. I will be better, positive, optimistic and kind in the future!

Thirty-three, silly girl, why punish yourself for being so disgusting with other people's mistakes? Why are you still so stupid? What are you doing?

Thirty-four, a high school favorite got married today, and A cried very sadly. Two years later, I still haven't forgotten him. B and C comforted her, and C later told B that I also had a person I liked, and my friend told me not to mention him again, but I still kept him in my heart and didn't tell anyone about him. Secret love is a person's carnival and loneliness. Unfortunately, like A, I understand the truth, but I have never been willing to let go. I'm afraid I still loved him until the moment he put on the ring.

35. Too many emotions accumulate together, which is really unbearable. It's obviously your fault on me, but it's been a long time. My friend advised me not to punish myself with the shortcomings of others. TM blx likes to sit in the right place. Now it seems that there is no need to make friends with NMMp. Goodbye! !

Thirty-six, it's late at night, and I want to write something. Sometimes I know that punishing others is punishing myself, but I still do such a stupid thing without hesitation! Sometimes I feel very tired, and I feel that I will never like a person as much as I did in the rainy season, so I can't accommodate myself so much and start to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

Thirty-seven, I live so badly that I always punish myself with other people's mistakes. I hope the world is particularly beautiful and everyone is particularly friendly.

Don't punish yourself for your mistakes. What is a good man? We think that if we give him 10 things to do and can do 7~8 things right, he is a good man. Obviously, this sentence has another meaning, that is, good people make mistakes, and good people make mistakes. Therefore, it doesn't matter if a good person does something wrong. No matter how big a mistake he made, it doesn't matter if he made a mistake. Just find out the reasons carefully, learn from them and correct them.