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It's funny to finally talk about making friends after the winter vacation.

1. I hate having too much homework during holidays. That's just an excuse, because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

3. The daily routine of this winter vacation: eating+sleeping+chasing drama.

I am so cute, can I extend my winter vacation for a few days?

5. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

6. This winter vacation, I will begin to spend American time.

7. Hello during the winter vacation, I will take good care of myself.

8. Alas, winter vacation is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

9. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How many points did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

10. I have a skill that I can finish writing winter vacation homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

1 1. Before he died, Mr. Winter Holiday held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice, "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."

12. How cute were you during the holiday?

13 holiday raiders sleep in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, and hey at night.

14. The so-called holiday means that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra free.

15. I am born wild, not suitable for school, only for holidays.

16. As soon as the winter vacation is over, I feel the air is sweet.

17. I should be happier if I have a few more days in winter vacation.

18. Homework Jun really spent this long winter vacation with me faithfully.

/kloc-On the evening of 0/9.30, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

20. What is the saddest thing in winter vacation? Didn't you just review your book with your schoolbag and go to school without opening it

2 1. During the winter vacation and the New Year, the house is full of joyful atmosphere. Have a winter vacation, celebrate the Spring Festival, and watch the Spring Festival Gala around TV.

22. The winter vacation is coming, and there will be piles of homework soon. What is the concept of winter vacation homework? We write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

23. They asked me if it was true that "smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette case. I answered them decisively, just like "Happy Winter Holiday" in our winter vacation homework.

24. The so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra freedom ~

25. "Do you have an appointment for the winter vacation?" "After math, I will make an appointment." My heart thumped, this is probably the last time.

26. "Did you enjoy your winter vacation?" "Only fast, no happiness"

27. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but it's halfway over in a blink of an eye.

There is no copywriting in winter vacation, and I am very happy every day.

29. Sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable, I only love him in winter vacation-Xiansen.

30. Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up. Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.