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What kind of mood does marriage give women?
1. Why do you pretend to work hard but still call me cruel? Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't break your heart. Don't torture yourself with past memories. 4. A woman has two lives, one dies in divorce and the other is born in divorce. 5, marriage is to let two people live together, the question is his life or her life. 6. Love is: some time before chewing gum; Marriage is: the second half of chewing gum. 7. Don't expect girls to take the initiative. Some girls, no matter how much they like you, would rather miss it if you don't take the initiative. 8. The most beautiful and painful thing is love! The noblest and lowest are marriage and family. Strindberg 9, a family wants peace, either women sacrifice or men give in. Both want to get the upper hand, so which is better? Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain. 10, the law of smart women: the more men like you, the less you need to make a decision; The less you like your man, the more you need to get married early. 1 1, don't make excuses for your indulgence! Holding back is a lifetime of happiness! It's just a beautiful story, and then there will be a lifetime of pain! 12, it's much harder to be a wife now than my parents! How can a woman be so tired? Defending marriage is really like a war. This is still a protracted war. Courage and foolhardy are not enough. 13, if your relationship is just a kind of spiritual love, it may not be so painful when you leave, but if you entangle your body, you will be exhausted when you leave. 14, don't say freedom, do I have this freedom? The joy and excitement of the Chinese New Year belong to others, as if everything had nothing to do with me. This is just a memory, which has come and gone before I know it. It's sad to realize that this is a dream! 15, don't settle for it in the future, marry love in the future! Later … you should see through the existence of love … later, you should feel … maybe enjoying loneliness will be better than the happiness brought by marriage. You know exactly what you want, so don't go against your heart and let yourself live happily. 17, I admit that I am a wayward child. I admit that I want to exchange my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking. My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled ...18, everything you have learned and all your sufferings will come in handy at some point in your life. If your past is the past you don't want to look back, will the future be like this now? You need to work harder. What does marriage give women? Let's start with 2 1. Both marriage and car need maintenance. If the car is not maintained for a long time, it will stall and go on strike; Marriage will not last long, it will break up. Only tolerant love and mutual understanding in marriage can help each other grow old together. Before getting married, a man wants to be a beautiful handkerchief, which can dry the tears for a woman when she is sad. After marriage, a man wants to be a stopper to block a woman's mouth when she nags. Marriage and cars will be judged by others. Driving a high-end car will drool over a broken car; A happy marriage will be envied by unhappy people. People in marriage are watching the outside world, and many people pay a heavy price for it. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling is definitely a price to pay, whether you are right or wrong! 6. When I am rich, I still care about what couples are not married. His words made me completely desperate for our marriage. 7. Some people think that marriage is the grave of love. I think marriage is heaven. It depends on how both sides operate. Good operation is heaven, and bad operation is hell. 8. Marriage is a grave for those who don't want to pay, and a paradise for those who know the meaning of love. 9. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, and shuffling is costly. 10, people of the same age are the last to get married, because they are both experts and no one can fool anyone. A husband will not be unfathomable or blindly worship his wife, and the foundation of marriage will not be solid. 1 1. Marriage is a judge. When one party is sentenced to life imprisonment, the other party naturally becomes a guard. 12, the magic of marriage lies in turning the stone into gold. After years of marriage, gentleness becomes trivial, beauty becomes superficial, talent becomes ostentatious, romance becomes flashy and emotional appeal becomes wasteful. It's hard to see a couple enjoying being in love for many years. 13. When a man needs a challenge, he will get married. Once he gets married, all he needs is to bear the burden. Marriage is a kind of fruit. Some marriages are like oranges, and peeling off petals is sweet; Some marriages are like coconuts, there is not much sweetness in the big shell. 15, marriage and cars are consumables. If the car is driven for a long time, its performance will get worse and worse. If it doesn't work, it will be scrapped. After being married for a long time, you will inevitably encounter problems. If you can't live any longer, you will get a divorce. 16, marriage is the grave, and people who approach marriage are like approaching the grave of marriage, right? 17, marriage is the grave of love-if you don't have a house, you can't even get into the grave! 18, marriage and cars need to be concentrated. You must concentrate on driving, or you will be killed; Marriage can't be abandoned, otherwise it will waste time. 19, a marriage without conflict is almost as unimaginable as a country without crisis. 20. Before marriage, men were pugs. If a woman doesn't have to lead, she will follow. After marriage, a man is a shameless dog, and no matter how a woman leads him, he won't leave. 2 1. Love is the seed sown, and marriage is the seedling growing. Only by careful care and careful cultivation can fragrant flowers bloom. 22. Before marriage, men are most afraid of women ignoring themselves; After marriage, men are most afraid of women pestering themselves. 23. Marriage is only an illusion in the eyes of others, and only insiders can understand it! Marriage is more of a responsibility, a kind of affection! No matter what decision you make, don't regret it after a few years! 24. The reason for marriage is calling, and the reason for divorce is short circuit. 25. There are one hundred good divorces, but one bad one. I feel like I wasted everything before. 26. Marriage is a business. There is no luck in making money. Only by operating with care can you never lose money! Only when you manage with your heart at any time can your marriage be in a state of sustainable development! 27. Marriage and cars need to run in. The surface of the new car is shiny, and the internal machinery is not smooth, which needs to be smoothed during the running-in period; At the beginning of marriage, two people needed to understand each other, tolerate each other and run in with each other. 28. He must be older than me, even if he is only one day older; He must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter tall; He must be better than me, even if he only earns a penny more. 29. Marriage should be managed with care; Sincerity, stone opening; People should learn to treat their marriage with a sincere heart! 30. Women who don't attach importance to marriage are marriage problems, and women who attach too much importance to marriage are marriage problems. What does marriage give women? Let's start with 3 1. I am trying to make myself better, just to let you know what a great person you have lost. 2. I missed the hand I wanted to hold, and I will continue to look for it in the future. Facing a person who will never change for you, but you are reluctant to leave him, you deserve to endure all emotions and have the ability to walk away by yourself. I like you obviously, but I still pretend to play jokes on you and others. 5. Being jealous means liking you, being angry means caring about you, and hurting you means not wanting to lose you! 6. When I miss you, my eyes will shed tears unconsciously. When I miss you, my heart hurts. In this world, you are not the best, but my favorite. 7. Love is a performance, and my deep devotion will make you angry. If I know more than you, it is because I have made more mistakes than you. 9. If I could do it all over again, I would definitely try my best to miss you. After all, meeting is our misfortune. 10, when you are tired, tired, tired, close your eyes and take a deep breath. Who says you have no good future? You won't know until tomorrow. 1 1, the so-called persistence was smoothed out in a casual time. 12, what I expect is not how perfect my dream is, but why you weren't around when you woke up. 13, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends are more dead set than lovers. 14, as long as it is you, I don't want anything. 15, may your bad mood before going to bed last night disappear at the moment you open the quilt curtain this morning. 16, I don't take the initiative to find someone to chat with. So, I took the initiative to find someone I care about. 17, that wonderful thing, is light, steady, leisurely and the most natural heart. 18, if you really care about me enough, then you can always find time to accompany me, no excuses, no lies, no promises. 19, I thought you were cold until I saw you caring about another person. 20. How are you now, my child? Did you feel bad when you abandoned me? 2 1, it's not that I don't hold grudges, it's not that I don't care, it's not that I completely forgot, but whenever my heart is dull and unbearable, I can only tell myself to forget it. 22. If one day, you walk into my heart, you will find that it is full of your sadness. 23. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self. 24. Why do you never feel like you have left? It turns out that my love has not fallen. 25. No amount of friendship can compare with the ruthlessness of time, and this ruthlessness has gradually lost contact. What does marriage give women? 4 1. I feel like crying when I am used to running away. 2. You are like a drama, changing your mask anytime and anywhere. 3. The only thing that an injured girl learns is to be strong. 4, when tired, I can't wait to put everything down at once! 5. I always stare at the sunrise, and I am homeless and sad at sunset. 6. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing. 7. Pale thoughts and persistent persistence are just a scarred ending. 8. Let go of your hand. Okay? I am tired. My hands are numb. 9. The sweetest thing is being liked by you every day. 10, every disappointment is defeated by the word "I thought". 1 1, smiling is a kind of mood when you are young; When you grow up, a smile is an expression. 12. The so-called promise may be just a joke at first, but I took it seriously. 13, it may be too deep. Now I don't even have the courage to love someone again. 14, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side. 15, those lives are no longer worth looking forward to, because they always give me a fatal blow at my most brilliant time. 16, whether we forget in vain or remember in vain, we still can't figure out that the past has passed. 17, when your heart is tired, find a way that suits you, give your heart a holiday, and let yourself live more easily, freely and happily … 18, everyone's youth … can't escape a love … here … there is love, affection, joy, and joy …! ! 19, too many things to finish slowly, too many people, and gradually disappear. It turns out that growth is destined to be a process to be lost. 20. Sometimes I am grateful for life, but more often I am disgusted with life. Life can push everyone to the top or push everyone to hell. 2 1, we always feel that compromise, make do and tolerance can lead to happiness. But the lower your bottom line, the lower your score! Isn't it? 22. It turns out that I am really too young and naive. I am not a person who can withstand all kinds of ups and downs, and my toughness is limited. I am tired, too. 23. Don't tire yourself out! You should learn to be optimistic, learn to look down, learn not to force, and learn to hide. Don't tire yourself out! Relax yourself in time, find an outlet, and decompress the tired mind. 24. When your heart is tired, you should learn to sort out your thoughts, listen to your inner voice, don't be tired of fame and fortune, understand what your heart needs and doesn't need, and how to protect your heart from being hurt again. 25, perhaps, there are always some objects will stay in the deepest part of life, deep and shallow traces, careful, you will not feel pain. There is only one kind of numbness. Drinking coffee, bitter taste, let me slowly bitter to death. 26, when can't change everything, can't do what you want, can't have what you want, how depressed ... especially can't change their closest people, how anxious, everything is so helpless. 27. Many times, I feel very tired; There are also many times when I really want to close my eyes and never open them again. Maybe, then I won't feel tired, and I won't have the pressure of life.
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