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These things can only be done by people who call mom!

I was still in my mother's belly that year.

Mother hummed children's songs while eating fruit.

"Kid, can listen to music, can talk to grow. Eating fruit with my mother, eating one after another, healthy and healthy. "

I punched my mother in the stomach.

"Oh, the little guy is naughty!"

Mother patted me on the stomach.

I gave my mother a good kick.

Mom patted me again.

I punched my mother again.

……

This is how we perceive each other's existence.

1 year

I couldn't sit that year.

Mom said, honey, come and play "sit-ups" with mom.

Mother put her finger in my palm and encouraged me to hold her finger tightly.

She shouted the password and pulled me to sit up. She said happily, "honey, sit down and eat fruit;" One for you and one for me. The doll is asleep, leave one for it. "

I smiled, revealing fleshy toothless gums.

I forgot that nursery rhyme as soon as I heard it. It was not until I had a child that I suddenly remembered what my mother had taught me before.

2 years old

I was not very good at walking that year.

My mother took my little hand, but I tried to break free.

My mother sent me to the wall, took a few steps, opened her arms and said, "Baby, come to my mother."

I held the wall with my eyes wide open and a helpless face.

Mother clapped her hands and encouraged her to say, "Baby, go, roll and giggle. Baby, keep the pace, slowly but surely, and grow taller. "

I stepped forward trembling and threw myself into my mother's arms.

Mother patted me on the back.

"Well, the baby is great!"

Since then, my steps have become more and more stable, and I can run and jump.

3 years old

I went to kindergarten that year and cried as soon as I entered kindergarten.

Mother squatted down and held me in her arms, saying that the baby should not cry. There are many children in kindergarten, so we can play "sit in rows and eat fruit" together.

The teacher came to give me a lollipop, but I still cried very sadly.

Mom took out a gyro from her bag and gave it to me, saying, "Little villain, are you relieved now?" ! "

I burst out laughing at once.

Only my mother knows that the reason why I cry is that I can't bear to part with the toys at home, for fear that my little brother next door will steal them.

4 years old

I followed my mother to the south that year.

My mother carried me behind my back, carrying big bags and small bags of luggage, waiting in line to catch the train.

She walked heavily, blushed and sweated, took a deep breath like an athlete and ran like hell.

At night, the train is bumpy and the carriage is stuffy. I cried to go home.

Mom looked flustered, kissed my forehead, poured me water and told me stories.

When I was sleepy quietly, my mother secretly wiped her tears and said to herself, son, grow up quickly, and don't walk so far to earn money like mom and dad in the future.

In the city, my mother sells wonton by the roadside with a trolley every day. It's hard to make money.

She can't eat and wear, but she buys me this and that lavishly.

Once, she bought me a hamburger. I'll give her half.

She said, "My son is fine, but my mother won't eat."

I stuffed half a hamburger into her mouth and said, "Mom, you eat."

She gently bit off a crumb: "Well, mom ate it and the baby ate it."

I was full, so I threw away the rest.

Mom picked it up from the ground when I wasn't looking, and put it in her mouth without blowing.

She tried her best not to let me see it, but I caught a glimpse of two bags rolling on her cheek.

6 years old

When I was in primary school that year, I was inexplicably afraid of the busy and empty campus.

Mom squatted down and looked at me with firm eyes and said, as long as you insist on going to school today, mom will buy you toys.

My fear of strange environment was immediately driven away by toys. I nodded and said, well, not bad!

In the first class, the teacher called the roll.

Calling my name, the teacher said, Goosen, after school, your mother gave you a gyro, didn't she?

I am delighted to answer: "Well, yes!"

The teacher said that the top is your favorite toy, right?

I am curious. "Teacher, how do you know?"

The teacher said, "Your mother has told the teacher that she will give you your favorite gyro after school. I hope you keep your word. "

I suddenly felt a warm current in my heart.

It turned out that my mother had told the teacher before I entered school.

"Ok, as scheduled." I said.

I feel very practical, just like my mother is around.

7 years old

Parents' meeting was held after the mid-term exam that year.

The teacher said to my mother, "There are 52 students in the class, and your child is the third from the bottom." . I suspect that he is mentally retarded. I suggest going to the hospital for examination. "

On the way home, mother kept rubbing her eyes.

I asked her what was wrong.

Mom said the bug flew into her eyes.

When doing my homework, my mother said to me in an encouraging tone, "Son, the teacher says you are not stupid." The teacher is full of confidence in you. As long as you are willing to work hard, you will definitely surpass your classmates. "

Since then, every time I do my homework, my mother sits next to me and gives me careful guidance.

The grades went up bit by bit, and by the time of the final exam, it had become a star of progress in the class.

13 years old

That year, I was a freshman in junior high school and lived on campus.

On the first day of school, my mother led me into the dormitory, helped me make the bed, hung the towel on the wire of the bedside, put the washbasin under the bed, chatted with my classmates, and invited everyone to eat fruit, which made me make many friends at once and quickly integrated into the new group.

After that, my mother went to work in a factory.

In order to send me to a good school in the future and create an ideal living environment for me, she vowed to earn more money.

From Monday to Friday, my mother works hard and strives for all overtime opportunities.

But on weekend afternoons, no matter how tired I am, my mother will pick me up from school.

Mom doesn't buy cosmetics or fashionable clothes, but she will definitely buy me my favorite stew every week.

Mom said that food and nutrition must keep up, and we should not be afraid of extravagance and waste.

But she always eats vegetables, radishes, turnips and pickles by herself.

18 years old

I was a sophomore that year, and my grades dropped sharply.

When my mother heard about it, she was anxious and rushed back to her hometown from Xinjiang to accompany me to study.

The teacher's home visit told my mother that your child's grades are unlikely to be admitted to a key university.

But as soon as the teacher left, my mother said to me, "Son, your teacher said that although your grades are not good now, you have great potential." As long as you work hard, you will hopefully be admitted to a key university in the future. "

Since then, my self-confidence has increased a lot. I began to go all out and finally got into an ideal university.

28 years old

I got married that year, and I wanted to take my mother to live with her and let her enjoy her retirement.

Mother asked, "Have you discussed it with your wife?"

I said, "That's settled."

Mom said, "OK, let her call me."

I asked my wife to call.

The wife said, "Come if you like. I won't make this call. Your mother is not my mother. "

I had a quarrel with her about it, so I stopped asking her for advice and went straight to pick up my mother.

Mom smiled and said, "I'm fine at home." What am I going to do there? "

I said, "Mom, you are alone at home, and I don't know about three illnesses and two pains." I don't trust. "

Mom still smiled and said, "I'm in good health, so you don't have to worry."

……

Mom knew long ago that my wife didn't want to live with the old people, and she didn't want me to be caught between them.

Then the baby was born and the mother finally came.

But my mother only lived for a month, and my wife left in a hurry just after giving birth, for fear of causing me trouble.

36 years old

My mother was seriously ill that year.

My mother didn't tell me the truth until the doctor told me to go to the hospital.

The doctor said, "The old lady's condition is not very good. She should eat more snacks. "

I send meals, wash feet and wash clothes to my mother.

Mom said happily, "Son, did you ask for leave from the company?" Don't lose your job because of mom's little problem. "

I said, "Mom, don't worry. I'm not a child anymore. I will definitely invite you. "

Mom said, "Does your wife agree?"

I said, "I already told her."

Mother asked, "Did your mother-in-law go? Who will send the little grandson to school? "

I said, "Don't ask, it's her mother."

The mother said angrily, "How can she be busy with the children and work alone?" You go back quickly. "

My mother raised me by herself, and it was not easy to know women.

But I won't leave anyway, because her illness has reached the terminal stage.

……

At the end of that year, on a snowy day, my mother left in the sound of firecrackers all over the city.

I held my mother's hand tightly and rubbed her face with my cheek, but I didn't give up.

I know that there will never be anyone who loves me as selflessly as my mother.

Mom, have a nice trip! May your son be lucky to be your son in the next life!