Summary of 222 funny automatic reply humorous sentences

222 funny automatic reply humorous sentence 1

1. The second reply message is cooling down

2.[ Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I will come soon, wait a moment ~

3. I can't move, I can't get through. You are welcome to visit me if you don't believe me.

4. You smile at the flowers, and it's raining all over the sky.

5. Wait, wait, wait! ...... coming, coming.

6. Daddy's antique shop, please leave a message.

7. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. Which fairy you see is not busy.

8. People who are coaxed together deserve to be wronged.

9. The woman in Jackson Yee has received the message and will reply later! !

1. Drowned Gollum in the sea of knowledge.

11. Your message has been delivered to the other party, but you won't reply after receiving it.

12. "Be right back after the advertisement"

13.[ Automatic reply] The fairy is coming down to earth, please wait patiently.

14. I'm Song Weilong. She's asleep, and she's awake to find you.

15. I went to the universe to pick stars, and I'll be right back, o~?

16. Hello, if you need anything, please call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. They will help you solve all the problems. Don't disturb my date with Jackson Yee. Thank you.

17. Your Princess Le Yan is busy, please contact me after nine o'clock!

18.[ automatic reply] hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her if there is anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato-flavored ones.

19. Welcome to China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.

2. I'm busy.

21. Please enter 52 times I love you to call me

22. I don't like you anymore, and I can get nothing but grievances.

23. There is a group that has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

24. Press three for home chat

25. When I come back from the Galaxy, I'll bring you the stars. 222 Funny automatic reply humorous sentence 2

26. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apples for you with Fang Tian's painting halberd

27. Hello

28.[ automatic reply] Please press 1

29 for manual service.

3. Our boss is saving the galaxy.

31. Then what? So, what do you want to say?

32. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

33. It's closed today.

34. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and wish you a pleasant experience.

35.[ Automatic reply] If I were online, I would let an automatic reply reply to you?

36. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

37. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

38.[ Automatic reply] Feng ~ Tai ~ Da ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ No ~ ~ Qing ~ ~ ~

39. Your friend has been arrested by the Maritime Safety Administration for revealing krusty krab's secret recipe, and she will take the initiative with you when she is released. So the last news didn't go out, definitely not because I was playing games.

42. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.

43. No, no, no, no homework for you to copy.

44. You wanted to see me? You really want to see me? Are you sure you want to find me? Do you have to find me? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, but I can't see it for the time being. I'm a busy man, and I have to accompany Karry, YiBo and Yang Yang, so I don't have so much time to take care of these trivial things.

45. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

46.[ automatic reply] I'm going to eat, so please chat with the machine first ~~

47. Don't move when you see the news. I'll buy you oranges. I'll be right back

48. The Gollum Magic Fairy Castle line is putting you through

49. Wait a moment and you'll see a funny homophonic little love story sentence 222

It's funny enough.

2. There was a duckling who ran fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The story name was Mud Sleeping Duck.

3. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I don't have eyes, go to the fourth place." Then the orange died. Because Lentinus edodes is a fungus, "the fungus will kill the orange, and the orange will have to die"

4. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

5. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but just opened in King's Canyon, okay?

6. Even I don't care. What do you care, a barber shop?

7. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said: choo choo

8. Want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricots, not melons, not dew, but nanren.

9. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

1.m had a fight with N. M finally admitted his mistake because m sorry.

11. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, it began to get dark one evening, and it was drizzling occasionally. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, but I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

12. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother Duck said it was time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, and make up. Did you hear that?

13. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

14. I bought a dress today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

15. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me." "Stop it, no one is a fish.".

16. Yun-peng Yue's son asked Yun-peng Yue: Dad, what do you mean by eager to try? Yun-peng Yue replied, that's where dad took a bath!

17. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up, Ollie?

18. You don't even love me, so what do you love? Einstein is enough to make people laugh. 222 (Part II)

19. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes love mud.

2. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris gulls are dumb.

21. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think the heat will turn into, Wangwang Xianbei.

22. What Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said he was touching and wise.

23. I have raised a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself if I still have a chicken club.

24. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kindness that the crab cooked the dragon.

25. I heard that watching martial arts films can help you lose weight, because it often says, you are thin to death.

26. Even I won't do it. What's your sword?

27. If Wang Zhi doesn't change it, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

28. I can't play basketball well today because I'm deflated. Yes, how can I give up?

29. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.

3. Get off the road. Dad Kai has entered the tower. Watch out for getting off the tower! What, her? Guard against falling off the tower. Can't let go.

31. You don't even hurt me. What do you hurt? Tengger singer?

32. Why is Chang 'e fickle? A: Because her name is change

33. Before he died, Yugong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains" and his son said, "Shiny".

34. No one understands you. It's a grievance, isn't it? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it wronged?

35. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother Duck said to close the book after eating, close it, close it, close it. Did you hear that? Make up.

36. "What book did you buy?" "programming." "c++ or java" and "Shen Congwen" are humorous homophonic sentences. I am easy to get along with, and I can't find the reasons for my own difficulties.

38. Today, I went to an island called Buevo Jura.

39. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

4. Bunny planted a fruit tree in spring, and when she went to see it in autumn, she murmured, No result, No result

41. I am a little sheep, and I got sheared today, and I lost cotton.

42. I accidentally trampled an ant to death, and the little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we have no queen.

43. Job's tears do things as they should, and Ding Ding does things as a tinker bell.

44. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhi.

45. Yang was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng detoxified him. He said to the little dragon girl, "Don't look at me, I'm just suppressing itching. The little dragon girl received," Green ... green grass has become more fragrant for me?

46. I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

47. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy and sweet. It's my birthday today.

48. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from the upstairs and said, Good night, I'm broken!

49. others think buzzing is annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I tickle you!

5. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

51. Do you know why Jackson Yee doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the store will be closed at night.

52. One sheep migrates.

53. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

54. You don't even love me. What do you love, Iqiyi? I asked my old colleague why he was so literary, and he said it was called "God is a girl".

56. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is important.

57. Let me introduce myself: I am 2 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, can breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, can use smart phones, and have a promising future.

58. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: you duck don't have to.

59. The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that it was a good sound.

6. When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turned out to be called eating a child's cheese.

61. I'm a mature person. I don't eat in anger, and I only do it after I'm full.

62. "I have an amazing job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

63. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: You don't have to duck.

64. You didn't stay up all night. What did you stay up for, Ollie?

65. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because m sorry!

66. Going out in rainy days is also called pedaling wetland.

67. I'm not even invited. What are you going to do?

68. which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks fiercely.

69. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that the steaming was boring.

7. Nowadays, boys are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 5 girls. Did I say anything? 222qq automatically replies to super attractive sentences

222qq automatically replies to super attractive sentences (Part 1)

1. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer, please slam your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll give you a reply after hearing the noise

2. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline

3. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I'm frying the meat pie in the Super Crab Crab Crab Castle. Please call Squidward Tentacles for beeping.

4. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu for help.

5. Please enter 52 times to call me.

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7. I'll go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to discuss eating the Tang Priest. I'll talk about it when I get back.

8. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed the message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was always dissatisfied with deleting and writing. I wanted to write it perfectly, otherwise I felt that I didn't deserve you. So the last news didn't go out, definitely not because I was playing games.

9. If you don't reply, you're eating chicken. If you don't reply all the time, you're eaten by chicken.

1.[ Automatic reply] When the chat skills are cooling down, you can wake up by transferring money.

11. Please press six for the game.

12. Sorry, I'm not here now, and I won't talk to you if I have nothing to do later.

13. People who are coaxed together deserve to be wronged.

14. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down. 1

15. I can't read it back.

16. I used automatic reply to show that I still want to talk to you.

17. If you don't return the message, you are herding the sheep and you haven't returned it, or the sheep has been lost. 222qq automatically replies to the super attraction.