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Talk about how to entertain yourself in Tik Tok and brush Tik Tok's funny talk.
1, push some cheap skin care products that I usually use: beauty camera, daily P picture, and light face.
Every time I see you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?
3. Some people say that I am fat. Oh, do you know this is called money? I'm adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance.
Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.
If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.
I am still sleeping when the sun comes out, and I will meet you in the underworld.
7. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
8. You still have to dream, or you will tell others when you drink too much.
Playing games can really make people younger. I just played the king, and they all call me a pupil.
10. Today, I suddenly discovered that love in junior high school died of changing seats, high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.
1 1. I keep the secret of being young: lie about my age.
12, the feeling of taking a courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that your child looks like Lao Wang next door.
13. after checking the balance, my hanging heart finally stopped beating
14, everyone is "I don't know what to do, but I'm different. I am "I don't know where the money has gone, and I am as poor as a church mouse".
15, eat chicken, I am deaf in rainy days, blind in foggy days, miserable in sunny days, I am a box.
16, people are so strange, using attacks to test the bottom line and using injuries to woo.
17, don't waste your best time waiting and hesitating.
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18 Sometimes, the hardest choice we make turns out to be the best thing we have ever done.
19. Only when people have seen several living methods can they imagine the living methods they can have.
20. Learn to take care of your body and don't work too hard. And don't get caught up in it. Everyone has to encounter some difficulties in growing up, right?
2 1, if I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brighter light in my life.
22. Your casual smile may become another person's world.
23. I have always been confused about the emotion of "like", but this irreversible time has taught me its meaning.
24, because everyone's life, just like surfing, can only go against the wind and waves. The more you dodge, the more you find the waves overwhelming.
I love you, but I can also leave you alone. What I once loved is now hurt.
26. One day, I will also let go of my present persistence and give up, and live a new life without you with some regrets.
27. I can say that I like being alone without blinking, but I am the one you can let go without looking up.
28. Mathematics, you are a mature course. You should learn to pass the exam by yourself.
29. I can only do three things in my life at school, watching the results show, watching couples show their love, and watching local tyrants show off their wealth; Even worse: watch the local tyrants' achievements, watch the schoolmasters show their love, and watch couples show off their wealth.
30. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.
3 1. When someone closes a door for you, there will always be a kind person who leaves an unlocked phone number on the wall for you.
32. When I was a child, I had a dream to marry two daughters-in-law, one for cooking and the other for washing clothes. When I grow up, I find myself thinking too much. Marrying a wife is a big problem. Even if you marry a daughter-in-law, who will do the laundry is still a problem.
You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.
34. It seems that your lung capacity is quite large. Otherwise, how can you blow it so big?
35. I am like a fly lying on the window. Birds and flowers are singing in front of me, but I always feel that there are invisible walls everywhere.
When we were young, the school taught us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is realistic.
37. I always treat money like dirt, and anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.
38. I got paid. My dad says money is tight recently. Let's go fight the landlord with your mother. Then I agreed, and then my salary won this month.
39. Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it's time to pretend!
40. What two people miss each other is called love. A person who thinks for himself is called a bitch.
4 1. Some girls who seem to be quiet for many years have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.
From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.
43. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.
44. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
45. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.
46. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
47. You will keep meeting some people, and you will keep saying goodbye to some people, from unfamiliar to familiar, from familiar to unfamiliar, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to meeting each other late.
48. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. If there's nothing you can do, let it be.
49. Life is a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way, and it is difficult for someone to accompany you from beginning to end. When the person accompanying you wants to get off the bus, even if you don't give up, you should be grateful and wave goodbye.
50. Remember four words: stick to it no matter how hard it is, be indifferent no matter how good it is, be confident no matter how bad it is, and save more.
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