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1. I hope you will always have a girl's heart. You don't have to like pink, you don't have to have a lot of dolls, you don't have to scream and hide in the quilt when it thunders, but no matter how many rules of the adult world you know and how many times you have been hurt by this world, you are still willing to be curious, hug, believe, discover and wait when the sun rises the next morning.

Don't think your shoes are dirty, it's because the road you walk is not clean.

After listening to a lot of preaching, I still have a bad time.

More than 90% of the troubles in life are due to lack of money.

Rich people like to say that money is not everything, good-looking people like to say that it is useless to look good, thin people like to say that fat is actually good, and healthy and hardworking people like to say that hard work is not the decisive factor. They just say these are routines, but you believe them.

6. People who have never been hurt will laugh at the scars on others.

7. May you be like a child in the sun and an adult in the wind and rain.

8. It is understandable and even commendable that a person's life is difficult, which proves that he still has contradictions in his heart and is unwilling to compromise with life.

9. They are used to criticizing you behind your back because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner. Don't be afraid.

10. Maybe we walked so fast that we forgot why we started.

1 1. Many times, it is not the work that consumes your energy, but the people you meet at work. Work itself is not tiring, but balancing emotions is the most tiring.

12. When you were young, you made a decision to devote your life to love. Later, you didn't die. It was youth that saved your life.

13. companionship is really the greatest comfort. More practical than words, more real than actions.

14. When you grow up, you can't always be a little cotton-padded jacket for your parents. You have to be their bulletproof vest and your own armor!

15. You should live according to your own ideas, otherwise you will live according to your own ideas sooner or later.

16. Life is your own. Dress up cute.

17. I must respect three kinds of people in my life: one is the one who raised me hard, the other is the one who helped me up when I fell, and the other is the one who accompanied me to my old age.

18. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will always be looking for it and never know what you have lost.

19. It's great to sneak behind tall people to keep out the wind and rain.

20. Whenever my head is idle, I will make up an annual drama with the overbearing president every minute.

2 1. I really envy someone like you who has a boyfriend to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will give you a concert.

22. Just as I like the sun, it's winter. I will never be paralyzed. My underwear hasn't dried for a week.

23. When I ran to the canteen, I heard an elder sister calling, steamed stuffed bun, second master. How hungry the child is.

24. I am surrounded by a group of people who call themselves babies, a group of people who are vying to be fathers, and a group of people who are dogs every day.

25. Do you know the difference between you and those fools? I didn't know you were either. They are a group.

26. Many people look particularly stupid when they talk. Unlike them, you look stupid even if you don't talk.

27. People with tattoos are afraid of using apples, people who don't wear watches, people who pat their legs with gold teeth, and people who grin.

28. Don't continue when the tea is cold. If it goes on, it won't taste the same. People go, don't stay, and staying is not the original feeling; If the feeling is gone, don't relive it. If you relive it again, it will not be the original mood. Slowly, it's far away, and gradually, it's faded. When you have it, cherish it, leave it, bless it silently, and don't have anyone to accompany you to the end of your life.

One day, our Chinese teacher asked us to write beautiful words silently. My deskmate can't write. I secretly looked at my face and actually wrote it.

30. My deskmate peeled walnuts for me and gave me all the peeled walnuts. I told him that I didn't want to eat so much. I asked him why he didn't eat it himself. He said I needed brain tonic.

3 1. Everyone will cooperate with me in the future. As soon as I speak, you praise us for creating an illusion of prosperity, which is convenient for me to pretend.

I can't sleep. I'm counting sheep, then counting mutton slices, then thinking of tender beef, kelp, shrimp paste, fish balls and noodles, and then I decide to eat hot pot.

33. Not all people are worth your efforts, not all people can get shelter without kindness, and not all people will understand. Therefore, in the face of the occasional disappointment in life, learn to smile strongly, tell yourself that everything will pass when you are sad, and say to yourself with a smile when you are lost, you are not brave, and no one will be strong for you.

34. Talking children have candy to eat, coquetry girls have pain, your mouth is hard, you are brave, and you deserve to wipe all your tears yourself.

35. Smile and silence are two effective weapons: smile can solve many problems and silence can avoid many problems.

Don't compare your life with others'. You don't know what others have been through.

Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

38. If you get something, but you don't think so, what you want is actually your desire. If you can't let it go after you get it, that's what you really want.

39. To grow up, you have to walk through a sea of people alone.

40. Don't covet meaningless people or things. How can you free your hand to receive gifts with garbage?

202 1 talk about super-drag and domineering.

1, I don't want to owe you anything. I took all the cold water you spilled on me, boiled it and poured it back to you.

I can love it vigorously, or I can love it dry and crisp, but it all depends on you.

3, don't say, you don't understand, this is the distance. I told you, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.

4. Stay with me, do you want everything? No matter how wild you are, you know you should refuse.

Although I don't have enviable love, I have a friendship that makes me proud.

6. Don't tell me how nice she is. Why didn't you tell me I brought you?

7. Everyone enjoys success, but the road to success is not necessarily what everyone wants to take.

8. Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don't be too nice to me. I will be proud.

9. What if you are abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.

10, if you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

1 1, always be your own first-class version and always be someone else's second-rate version.

12, I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two, that's all.

13, one day my name will be in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife's stepmother.

14, I want you to understand that Russia is beginning to like you, and you have no right to refuse.

15, ask what is in the world, but seek everything has its vanquisher.

16, you asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.

17, don't tell elder sister to grow old together, elder sister should always have black hair.

18, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys.

19. Now I'm a man. Don't fool around with other women.

20. Put away your ambiguity and get out with him.

2 1, your brain is not filled with brain pulp but with soybean milk.

22. Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

23, those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me die, and they don't say much about their mastery.

Don't play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can't afford the consequences!

25. You look like you're invited to scold me.

26. Don't think that because you are tall, your sister will look up to you.

27, don't talk to my sister about feelings, you are not the person I want to talk about.

28. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't always let Russia help you. Russia is not that great.

29. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

30. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

3 1, don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.

Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

I'm going to put you aside to dry and get it back.

I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be an ancestor of the rich.

Don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.

37. In this era, you can have everything except face.

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

Now that you have left, don't think about coming back some day.

4 1, grenades are expensive. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

42. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband and your little father.

43. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.

44. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

45. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

46. No matter how sad life is, we can't stop our tenacious fighting spirit and firm smile.

47. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and you couldn't get it off.

The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

49, you didn't spoil the word youth, you are in beginning of autumn.

50. Don't think that you are better than anything to make me bow.

202 1 talk about domineering and overstepping.

1. No one hates love, but everyone is tired of waiting for guessing, waiting for apologies and injuries, waiting for promises that cannot be fulfilled.

Finally, you tell her how gentle she is.

3. Either dare to love or hate a happy life, or be heartless and play the fool to the end. Don't let yourself live as a person who knows a lot of truth but has a hard time.

The biggest wish in 2008 is that the person I love can love me as much as I love you.

Yes, I've changed. I'm not nice to everyone anymore. I am good to whoever is good to me. I learned to turn a blind eye to many things I don't like. Even if I am unhappy, I will give myself a smile. Do you know why? Life tells me that not everyone is willing to accompany you through everything. Sometimes there must be something in life. Don't insist all the time in life. Don't force, don't give in, let it be.

6. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

7. Love is too real and easy for me to sacrifice. I have never met the man who accompanied me to my old age.

8. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb; If you are separated, you will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; Finally, you won't believe in love any more. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier.

9. Imagination is always perfect, but only when you start to do it can you find its hardships.

10. No pain, no itching, no crying, no noise, no laughing. Now I am very quiet, waiting for you to come back.

1 1. Always put yourself in others' shoes. When you think this will hurt yourself, the other person may have been hurt.

12. The stage is as big as the heart! Only unexpected, nothing is impossible!

13. I can tolerate any mistakes of my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;

14. Who can live well without it? Why did you promise to keep it?

15. No matter how brilliant your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it's like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which won't help.

16. Will you be sad if I let you go gradually?

17. The sweat and tears you shed after you got married are the water that entered your mind when you chose a husband.

18. The secret of keeping a secret is to give it to others.

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20. Money is hypocritical, and freedom is the truest.

2 1. Even cruel, I will! ! !

22. You only love yourself who is fledgling but unrepentant.

23. When you really care about someone, as long as he is a little cold to you, your heart seems to be bleeding.

24. Life is like a variable-speed bicycle, and many people have never used some gears.

25. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is also a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! Why don't you hit on me?

26. Only bloody fingers can play the swan song of the world.

27. A fool in love can't stand being hurt.

28. A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!

29. In this world, if someone cares about your pain, it will be even more painful. No one, you owe you, but you are strong and competitive.

When we broke up, we all forgot how much we loved each other. When we recall, we can clearly see that we are so happy.

3 1. This is the first time to experience the feeling of traffic.

32. The two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny.

33. Lead us to an absurd ending; But we have sufficient reasons to dilute our turbulent heat.

34. Who will accompany me? Two, crazy together, crazy together, yelling at the universe.

35. Life rarely takes a few beats. When should I wait until this time to stop playing?

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

37. Youth is not a stage of life, but a realm of life.

38. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

39. How much sadness can you have? Not wearing long pants is like a cold snap.

40. People who walk on the road will wave goodbye eventually, and in this process, it is good to have a clear conscience.

202 1 talk about domineering personality

1, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

I never tidy my room, because I am a "beauty in a messy room".

I can't see my way, but I never give up.

4. Women want to dress men, but men want to see naked women.

You told me to get out, so I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

6. I said I didn't love you, just like you said you loved me, it was all a lie.

7. I am who I am. If you don't like it, please step aside.

8. Good-looking people have youth, but bad-looking people only have acne?

9. What are you arguing about? Come out alive after the quarrel.

10, people laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at people who can't see through it.

1 1. I love you without reservation. I love you until the end.

12, I'm not your cat, I won't wag my tail at you.

13, even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

14, one person, one heart, one world.

15, beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome boy is just a name.

16. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

17, don't judge my future by your past.

18, whether naked or not, I only believe that plain is true.

19, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to understand.

20. Don't say anything. Love is enough.

2 1. If something is lost, there is no need to find it again.

22, the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, you must go on.

23, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable.

24. I am so kind to you that I never need a reason, just because I love you.

25, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

26. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.

27. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

28. It's better to say no love than to make excuses everywhere.

I didn't mean to lie to you. I only blame you for being so obsessed with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.

30. Even sweet words are my attachment to you. Only you can make me sweet talk.

3 1, a man who has cheated is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to answer it, but it's disgusting.

32, the world, just to protect you. What's the use of a world without you?

33. When breaking up, don't say "inappropriate" to me. I'm a TM Martian! Not suitable for earth people!

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

35. I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

36. I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

37. A person can live a good life in the future. ...

38. I want to forget you and forget any memory about you.

39. You are too presumptuous, not that I won't save you.

40. I am not beautiful, not cute, eccentric, super bad-tempered, and I usually cheat. Do you love me so much?

4 1, no love, no joy, no sex.

42. Your chest has been touched. How dare you call me an airport?

43. Money binds people, but charm binds people.

44. No matter whether the ending is perfect or not, my world will not allow you to disappear.

45. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

Please don't treat my sister's shyness as a man show.

47. How mean a person must be to deserve you.

48. Don't challenge my blackmail skills with the speed at which you say Sp.

49. You gave me a princess-style castle, and lived a life of clothes to reach out for food. What you lose is your independent instinct.

Please don't judge me by your ignorance.