I want a joke! ! Funny joke with YY! ! It must be funny! ! Urgent! !

1. The fox got into the henhouse and ate three chickens in one breath. He didn't stop until he was exhausted When it came in and tried to slip out of the hole in the wall, it got stuck in the hole in the wall. Looking at the approaching night dog, the fox said to himself, "greed is killing me."

Hearing the fox's lament, the night dog commented, "Your introspection is profound, but if I let you out, you will make the same mistake next time."

2.leopards and hyenas hunt in partnership. Every time a leopard catches its prey, it will devour it, leaving only a few bones for the hyena to chew.

Hyenas protested: "Since we are partners, we should share the prey equally."

The leopard said, "When you deal with me, peaceful coexistence is the greatest equality." . And I can leave you some bones, which is so kind! "

After the fox cheated the crow, the crow called the fox a liar every time he saw the fox.

Once, the fox said to the crow, "Mrs. crow, you don't have to be so angry with the word' liar'." In fact, you are a complete liar yourself. You know your voice better than anyone else, but after listening to other people's praise, you really think you are a singer. Aren't you a liar too? Of course, you deceive yourself first. "

This shrimp happened to come to a well. The water here is pure and the food is abundant.

Shrimp thought, I found this well. I want to possess it completely, but I can't recruit other shrimps.

So, despite countless opportunities to go out and call friends, this shrimp has never gone out.

After a while, the shrimp died, and the well was still the same, and there was no shrimp.

In the cold winter, an injured sparrow curled up at the foot of the wall, almost frozen.

When the cow saw the injured sparrow, she came over and reluctantly tore off a pinch of cow hair from herself, put it on the sparrow and gave it food.

The sparrow was saved, and its companion said to it, The cow saved your life, so you should thank others. The sparrow said, "I don't think it is necessary." For a cow, a pinch of hair is equivalent to nine Niu Yi hairs. It's so insignificant that even if you thank others, you won't care! "

The circus owner bought a lion from the zoo and planned to participate in the circus performance after training. But this lion can't drill the hoop well.

The boss threatened the lion: "If you don't practice hard, I'll send you back to the zoo."

Hearing this, the lion was very disdainful and said, "Go home."

The boss reminded the lion: "don't forget, you are a performing artist here." You are just an animal in a zoo cage. "

The lion retorted, "No, the keeper said we were artists in the zoo."

The boss sneered, "An artist? What is the art of eating meat and sleeping in front of tourists? "

The lion also said coldly, "performance art!" " "

7. A family is full of mice, so they specially found a cat from other places that is said to be the most powerful in history. Sure enough, the results are remarkable! With the decrease of companions, the mice were deeply disturbed. They kept discussing the countermeasures, but they still fell into the cat's mouth one by one …

In the end, there were only two mice left. Mouse a said to mouse b, "you sneak out while the cat is sleeping." If you have nothing to do, ask me out again ... "Mouse B obediently went out.

Not long after, a small voice came from outside the cave: "It's okay, come out quickly!" " "

Mouse a crept out. Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped out of the hole, he was caught by a big paw. He only heard the cat thief say, "Now you know the importance of learning a foreign language ..."

8. It's time for hens to hatch their eggs. Several hens lay quietly in their nests, incubating their eggs. Here comes the duck lady with nothing to do. She wandered around here and looked there. She accused the white hen of hatching too few eggs, the black hen of not paying enough attention to going out to drink water, and the yellow hen of unprofessional posture.

The cock said to Ms. Duck, "It is wrong for you to say that others are wrong. You should hatch some eggs to see. "

A hen interjected, "You don't understand this. People who generally can't do things will make irresponsible remarks about others! " "

First, interesting career.

1. Mosquito: I work in a small hospital, specializing in injections.

2. Bee: I am a flight attendant, and it is very hard.

3. Butterfly: Look at my costume, I still don't understand, dancer!

4. Dragonfly: Driving a helicopter, the ideal is to become an astronaut.

5. Spider: Open an online shop and eat and drink!

6. Ant: Alas, a little porter is miserable! When is the end!

7. Mouse: I am carefree these days, and petty theft is very comfortable.

8. Cat: I used to be a grain depot manager and retired for many years.

Second, funny thunder language:

1. Parrot: I just spend time chatting with others to learn a foreign language.

2. Hippo: Julia Roberts is nothing, I am the real beauty with a big mouth.

3. Peacock: Look at my performance, I will never charge "screen opening fee".

4. Panda: I definitely didn't do the "panda burning incense" thing.

5. Gecko: It is easy to climb the wall of the Forbidden City, but difficult to climb the network firewall!

6. Bat: I am a veritable ultrasonic guerrilla.