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Funny sentences in the final exam
Lead: The final exam is coming. In the examination room, you either learn to be a tyrant or a scum. Here are some interesting sentences I brought you about the exam. I hope you like it!
1. I will cross the questions that I can't pass in the exam, but I find that I can't stop!
Please give me a shaky score in the first final exam!
I just hope that I can't pass the exam now. Winter vacation will be fun, friendship will never get tired, and you will never alienate me.
Every final exam should be a blockbuster, but when the papers are handed out, I decided to hide my strength.
Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.
6. Every time the invigilator says: Put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform. ? I really want to put myself on the podium.
7. As the old class said, the final exam results are related to your New Year! ! !
8. I failed in the exam, and I don't want you to laugh with me, okay?
9. I have a stomachache and feel like vomiting. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting.
10. As the old class said, the final exam results are related to your Chinese New Year! ! !
1 1. The beauty of Korean stars is plastic surgery. If you fail in the exam, some people say you are mentally retarded.
12. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.
13. In the next class, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: What did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class? exceed
14. Exams are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.
15. The examination paper cleverly avoided all the knowledge in my mind.
16. I hate things like exam rankings!
17. I have finished the paper before listening to every English exam ~
18. I got burnt in the exam, and was taught by my teacher at school and by my family at home. What a bitter life!
19. I saw the winter vacation waving to me, but there was an old pig and dog in the middle!
20. As the old class said, the final exam results are related to your New Year! !
2 1. I still remember the English exam that day. After listening, the miracle of twelve suddenly sounded on the radio. Does the headmaster love EXO, too?
22. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write the words for the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle!
23. By the time of the history exam, history will be rewritten by me!
24. There is an exam called failing.
25. I don't know how to check more than half an hour before the end of the exam. I didn't know my stupidity until I handed out the test paper!
26. Fill in the name test number first when taking the exam, and prepare ccccccc multiple-choice questions when preparing for the exam.
27. I said that I failed all the exams.
28. Don't lose heart ~
29. Have a pair of glasses to copy during the exam! ! !
30. Jobs died when he was about to leave the iphone, Jackson died when he was about to open a concert, and Paul died when he was about to leave The Fast and the Furious. He was about to take an exam!
3 1. The exam is coming. Save all my energy and burn incense to bless the gods. I hope I won't fail.
32. In the exam, cheating women appeared ~ ~
33. In the next class, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: What did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?
I still remember the English exam that day. After listening, the miracle of twelve suddenly sounded on the radio. Does the headmaster love EXO, too?
The most painful thing is not the parting of life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and I am previewing.
36. The examination paper cleverly avoided all the knowledge in my mind.
37. Cheating in exams is only for the sake of grades.
The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when it was handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.
39. Sleep in class, jump after class, and die in the exam.
40. I spend Valentine's Day alone, Tanabata alone and Christmas alone. When will I be allowed to take the exam alone?
4 1.@ If there were no exams, the earth would still turn!
42. Every time the invigilator says:? Put things unrelated to the exam on the podium. ? I really want to put myself on the podium.
43. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.
44. Please give me a shaky score in the first final exam! .
If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely turn over a new leaf next semester.
46. After the exam, many people tacitly changed their signatures: liberated!
47. Some people test strength, others test eyesight, and I test imagination.
48. I saw those horrible figures when I received the notice, so I had to force a smile and say to my classmates? I didn't recite anything before this exam. . ?
49. I don't want to take the exam, which is not cool at all.
50. Now I just hope that I don't fail in the exam. I hope that the winter vacation will be more fun. I hope that friendship will never get tired. I hope that you won't alienate me.
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