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Work hard and have a good Monday morning.
1, the most important thing now is to do well in the exam. Don't worry about other things in advance, review carefully, don't miss me too much, send me a message when you miss me, make a phone call, and calm down and review well. Learning is very important. I will accompany you after the exam.
I'll buy you two clothes after the exam.
After the exam, I will accompany you to Ocean Park. Haven't you always wanted to go? At that time, we had a good time and played for two days.
4, liberation is just around the corner, shoot all the problems and rush to the new world! All difficulties are floating clouds, you just need to write nonstop, and your bright male god wishes you to cut through difficulties!
5. Come on! You can do it.
6. Have a good exam. Let's go out to play after the exam. If you do well in the exam, you will get unexpected surprises.
7. do well in the exam. I believe in your ability. I'm behind you. I am afraid of it.
8. Take a good test. If you don't do well, I will give you a good look at night!
9. My philosophy of life is work. I want to reveal the mysteries of nature and benefit mankind.
Great work is done not by strength but by patience.
1 1, so remember, if you don't get a position by hard work or by grades, then you can't keep your reputation, and it has no real value.
12, sleep and rest lose time, but gain energy for tomorrow's work.
13, there are no rewards to encourage efforts in the world, and all rewards are only used to reward work results.
14. The three most important words in the dictionary of life are will, work and waiting.
15, the joy of life lies in life itself, not in work or place.
16, the best thing in life is to be optimistic about life, happy about work and excited about career.
17, the morning of life is work, the afternoon of life is comment, and the night of life is prayer.
18, the value of life, that is, people's work for the times as a measure.
19, life is not a pleasure, but a very heavy job.
Women writers should not write, but embroider on paper, so their works are thin and slow.
2 1, there is no suitable job, and it is only possible to choose a starting point closer to the road you want to take.
22. Inspiration is not a beautiful wave at all, but a mental state that works as hard as a healthy cow.
23. Lazy people are the people who are most keen on exhausting themselves, but not at work, but at pleasure.
24. Be loyal to your duties, work hard, love glory and trust your instincts.
25. The leadership of management is the motivation to motivate employees to work hard.
A fool at work is much better than a wise man lying in bed.
27. In your work, you should combine every little thing with lofty and fixed goals.
28. It takes a lifetime to do scientific work, but the eight-hour work system won't work.
29. The best plan for the future is to be good at handling the present and completing the tasks in the near future.
30. To love life from work is to carry out the deepest secret of life.
Good morning, inspirational talk 2
1, people are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve the plot (for a simple reason)
2. From your own standpoint, not everyone agrees with you; How can you satisfy everyone's appetite from another standpoint? (tolerant of others)
3. People who can simplify complex problems are talents, and those who can complicate simple problems are fools. People are often willing to be stupid.
4. Money can't communicate with God, but it's enough to communicate with people. Men don't want to quarrel with women. He will never know why. (Man's Sorrow)
5. Women appreciate men's talents the most, hate men being too stingy, and fear men's disappointment the most. (Men are afraid of women being angry all the time)
6. A woman is a book, and men are most concerned about copyright issues. If it is a pirated book, he will definitely ask for the lowest discount first. (Love is like a market)
7. Itching is sometimes worse than pain, and hate is often easier than love (paradox of life)
8. Opportunities are equal for everyone. You don't have a chance to shoot, but when the opportunity comes, you can't run out of bullets (that's what business is like).
9. Love is like smallpox. We all go through it once, just like smallpox, only once in a lifetime. You don't have to worry about getting it again.
10, there are many ancient love stories and many contemporary love accidents (different times).
1 1, men like popular women and don't like gossiping women (wonderful discussion on the relationship between men and women).
12, a person who doesn't make mistakes usually won't achieve anything, and a person who doesn't have shortcomings often doesn't have many advantages (Lincoln's experience).
13, who is the businessman? Is there anyone to talk to? What about businessmen? Someone who can come up with ideas. . (alternative explanation)
14. Sexiness gained by wearing few clothes will last as little as clothes (artists talk about sexiness).
15, be careful that there is Watt under your pointer, Newton in your cold eyes and Edison in your ridicule (reminding teachers to teach indiscriminately).
16, sages have seven virtues: first, don't teach people an axe; Second, don't interrupt others; Third, don't rush for success; Fourth, ask targeted questions; Fifth, answer them in a reasonable way; Sixth, end the dialogue; Seventh, based on reality. (Old Jewish proverb).
17, the unit works overtime every day; Never touch housework; Turn off the phone when you go home; Delete mail after reading; Go to bed and snore loudly; Underwear is often worn backwards. Six symptoms of an affair.
18, do something you think you can't do at all (how big your heart is, how far the road is).
19, rest when struggling, and fight when resting; The leader is the secretary, and the secretary is the leader; Study and eat while working, and study and work while eating; Grandpa is a grandson, and grandson is a grandfather. Fashion is upside down.
20. The heart is two rooms, one with pain and the other with happiness. People can't laugh too loudly, or laughter will wake up the pain next door. Avoid extreme joy and sadness.
2 1. A beautiful woman is not necessarily really beautiful. An ugly woman will be mysterious and beautiful if she looks at it for a long time. Beautiful women will become unattractive one day. An unattractive woman is still unattractive. The law of beauty for women.
22. If a man is a car, then love is the accelerator, marriage is the brake, and an affair is repainting (drive fast and pay attention to safety).
23. Smart women will buy enough goods, dress themselves up as goods, and then wait for men to shop. Peaches can be rewarded.
24, a product guarantee 60 days will not expire, is equal to guarantee 60 days will be broken (subtext of modern product specifications).
25. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher. Marriage is good.
26. Unmarried girls like boys who spend money for themselves; Married women like men who lose money for themselves. The difference between a girl and a woman.
27. The Red Chamber is a stone edge, the broken bridge is a snake edge, the serial studio is a fox edge, butterfly lovers are butterfly edges, and the west wing is a white edge. How can life be missed?
28. Life insurance: What matters is not how you die, but how you die. This is another proof that money grasps the weakness of life (a new entry in the Devil's Dictionary).
29, can not say, can not cry, is the most bitter (life).
30. Lie down if you fall (some pessimists).
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