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What humorous sentences are there to send friends to?

Send a humorous circle of friends when you drip:

1, cold infusion, injection and medicine, this is the price in winter.

2, 3 hours of infusion, arranged, I really dare not move now.

It is shameful to drink and transfuse blood. I want to quit the Jianghu.

After 22 hours of continuous pain and 15 hours of continuous infusion consultation, I finally came back to life.

5. I didn't want someone to accompany me during infusion, but when I wanted to go to the toilet, I found that no one gave me an infusion bag.